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Thursday, January 27, 2000

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Gossip

Luke wrote John Kenney aka Bo Smith of LGIDistributors.com: "I'm hearing that Kendra Jade definitely wants to leave.. Are you going to let her? I hear she won't cooperate on finishing the WHORE movie? I also hear that you are having problems with Jim Gunn and other porners you do websites for? How big is LGI? How many employees do you have? You own a bunch of stores, right?"

XXX: "I guess Bo is f---ing around is not calling Kendra or Jim DiGiorgio back. He was supposed to call them yesterday. Kendra wants to walk out of the contract. XXXGen has offered her a contract. According to the lawyers, you can't enforce a contract for a porn girl, that she has to go f---. So these porn contracts won't stand up in court anyway.

"Bo wants to call Jimmy's movie 'Kendra Jade - The Whore.' And Kendra wants no part of it. She doesn't want to finish up the voiceovers on it. Perhaps she will finish it off if Bo will release her from the LGI contract.

"Bo is burning a lot of people now. A lot of people aren't happy with him. Jim Gunn is not happy with his site there anymore.

"David Sturman was supposed to meet up with Craig Vasiloff at CES and make nice after their fights on PST. It never happened but they've exchanged email. XXXGen is doing a big promo of Sin City in their next issue.

"Zoe is writing for XXXGen, a question and answer column. Bianca Trump is writing about life on the road as a dancer. Delaney Daniels doing her regular column. And Janine is going to write a column on the music industry.

"Janine is a Club contract girl but she'll do something completely different for XXXGen. Janine's nervous about it. 'I don't know how to interview people...'

"XXXGen is interested in signing girls to do a certain number of hardcore videos (mainly directed by James DiGiorgio and probably distributed by Gigi at Avalon) but also do the internet livecams... And spending a week a month on the Caribbean island, like what Spallone is doing. It will be like a Playboy mansion with nude volleyball...

"Craig's assistant Allison Young won't read your site because she doesn't know what's true and what isn't and she doesn't want to get caught up in it. She wants to make nice with the industry. Your site is not good for her.

"XXXGen is now on newsstands around North America."

I hear that Rob Spallone and Luke's sponsor, Craig Vasiloff, are doing deals that include an interview show for Luke streamed over his website.

Brandy Alexandre writes: "Luke, you'll have to start forwarding all the Q&As directed to me over to Zoe, the XXXGen Q&A columnist. Including the last group from Anon. Since you're sponsored by XXXGen, and they have someone who does that for the magazine (and your boss doesn't have the courtesy to answer his email), I can't keep writing for free to XXXGen's benefit, even though it has been demonstrated that my writing is preferred."

Rick writes Brandy: "Who wants to hear Zoe's opinion on anything? She's pretty but brainless and I don't think she's qualified to give an unbiased and truthfull opinion on anything having to do with sex and porn like the way you did about anal sex and homosexuality. You're not afraid of what anyone thinks so I can believe what you have to say. YOU ROCK! Zoe barely interests me to watch her f---. Please don't stop giving your opinion to us on Luke F-rd. Why don't you start a commentary website of your own?"

Brandy: "Thanks for your comments. I'm forwarding this to Luke F-rd (protecting your identity as you can see), and I guess it might be reassuring to some that it would probably be hard for me NOT to submit an opinion on something that presses my buttons. I was really referring to my contributions that involve people who write to Luke asking him to get my opinion, Luke printing things directed specifically to to elicit my opinion, or people emailing me directly wanting me to forward it to Luke along with my opinion. I don't want the responsibility of filling a daily website the way Luke does. If it's not fun I don't want to do it."

Cynthia: Luke I don't get it. How can this magazine rather hire a girl who is under contract with a major company, and is currently working today over Brandy Alexander, who isn't in porn, and no one but the readers of this site have ever heard of? It makes no sense. Could it be possible that the public doesn't care, nor want to hear what former pornstar has to say? I'm sure also the story will have pictures with it. How can people prefer to look at this beautiful amazon over an old lady? Luke what a crazy mixed up world we live in. Maybe I'm just going sane in a crazy world.

Shay Sweet Meeting

Sin City owner David Sturman is meeting with his old friend Kevin Beech, Mark Snyder and Shay Sweet Thursday afternoon. Shay wants to leave the company but they do not want to let her go.

Sturman and company eventually tore up the contract in front of Shay's eyes and let her walk out the door.

Sin City contract girl Shay Sweet walked out of her contract yesterday. She supposedly told David Sturman that she only wanted to do girls. Shay is engaged to be married to Jeff from KBeech. I hear that David laughed at her, saying she'd get no more boxcovers.

Shay did not feel that anything good was coming out of her contract with Sin City. She felt that she'd been Jewed. I hear that she does not feel comfortable at Sin City now that her ex-boyfriend Chuck Martino is working there again.

Like Jenna Jameson at Wicked, Shay was just getting lost in the shuffle at Sin City with all their contract girls. Sweet missed the tender private affection she used to get from Sturman. She felt she wasn't getting as much PR as the Scandinavians Katja Kean and Linda Thoren.

I wonder if AVN publisher Paul Fishbein has his finger in Shay's and Jenna's machinations?

XXX: "Shay is in love with Jeff. She doesn't want to do other guys. You know how it works in this biz. When you've done guys and you suddenly decide that you're not going to do guys, people don't care about you anymore. It's hard to do something and take it away."

Jenna Jameson Leaving Wicked For Another Company?

I heard a rumor that Jenna Jameson may be leaving Wicked Pictures for another company.

Is this bad for the Jews? Email Luke

I've sent Jenna an email for comment... And wished her well... Best to you, Jenna, wherever you go, whatever you do... I'll be right here, waiting to write about you! Luke.

I hear that Jenna feels lost in the shuffle now that Wicked has eight contract girls and she misses the tender comforting individual attention she used to get from Wicked owner Steve Orenstein.

Damn, these Jewish porners like Steve Orenstein of Wicked and David Sturman of Sin City better start treating their Christian talent better or there's going to be a pogrom (massacre of Jews) in Chatsworth.

Lysa Stone from AstralOcean.com writes: "Bad for Jews? Don't see how. In any event, not to be a stirrer or anything but if Jenna wants to come over here and make Perfect Pink movies for her friend Jill, we'd be happy to have her. No worries for Wicked, they have some nice new contract girls and I can't remember the last time I've heard of ANY contract girl lasting as long as Jenna. Sometimes it's just necessary for people to move up and on. Anyway Jenna, you're always welcome at Astral, maybe you can call to say hi! Luke, tell Jenna how much fun we are over here and then send her over to your ethics rankings for Toshi!"

Chaim Amalek writes: "Great way to put it, Luke! I can forsee the day when hundreds of middle aged Christian women give testimony to tribunals investigating the days when there was a porn industry that preyed on innocent Christian girls, and jews largely ran it. Keep building the historical record, Luke. Someday there will be a moral majority of Americans in need of it. And not all the lawyers of the ACLU and the ADL (should these ethnic organizations survive into the coming era) will suffice to keep it suppressed. -Luke F-rd/Luken/Amalek"

Busta writes: Jenna leaving Wicked?? I bet she's jumping over to that Island in the Carribean that XXXgen Magazine is starting up. Vasiloff was in PST talking about signing new contract girls to perform on video, on the internet and as part of the new Island operation in Curacao. They are paying good monthly salary plus % of web dollars. Jenna was always money hungry so my bet is that is where she's going.

Chaim: Luke, for the sake of those of your readers who are curious and want to know, could you indicate, perhaps by a yellow "J" or a red "C" the religious affiliation of your contributors? Also, please provide links to CURRENT images (these need not be dirty) of every porn actress who contributes, so that I can quickly see if their words are worth reading. -Luke F-rd/Chaimamluke.

Seneca Poses

KBeech contract girl Seneca is in Los Angeles for a few days to do various magazine shoots. Interested photographers can reach Mad Jack at madjack@lvcm.com.

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Pat Riley's X-Rated Videotape Guide VIII

Pat Riley reviews Perfect Pink 1: "The draw here is that this is the first explicit scene of popular Penthouse centerfold Bonita Saint who not only performs but actually does anal with her supposed SO, Steve. ALthough Bonita is pretty and has a nice body and appears very attractive from a distance and in the controlled environment of a magazine shoot, close up she doesn't look so good. Not only are the cantaloupes much in evidence but her flesh around her chest and belly looks aged. Like lots of these "famous" starlets, she has left it too late to appear in porn...

"The other girl of note is Devon Davis who has a passable face, cantaloupes, long straight blonde hair with black roots, and a nice little butt. Really though, I couldn't get a good look at her because reproduction is pooor, the video "artsy" which means in this case poor camerawork, and lots of her scene is behind sheer curtains which surround the bed."

Pornogothic starring Serenity, Shanna McCullough, Asia Carrera, Missy, Katie Gold, Stephanie Swift, Rebecca Lord, Sydnee Steele, Azlea... "Guys, these women are too old, too used up, and too overexposed to have any appeal left. No matter how great the music, the editing, and the artwork, if I don't want to poke the girls what's the point?"

Private: Castings 15. "They haven't changed much. Still the same old grunge: ugly passionless males, ugly sex emphasizing anals and facials, and women who are not worth fantasizing about."

The Return of Tori Welles. "Tori now looks like a blimp with tattoos."

Rocco's Crazy Hotel: "Since I recently learned that Rocco is herpes-infected and doesn't seem to care if he infects others I don't want to see any movie with Rocco anymore."

Search For The Snow Leopard: "One becomes fed up trying to find nice things to say about movies that had lots of money invested in them... Let's face it, the writers, directors, and producers of these bid-budget extravaganzas are just inept. They should find another line of work. One rumor has it that Adam & Eve paid $500,000 for the movie but if they did they were raped. Not only is this a total failure on the erotic front but there are errors, plot lapses, unbelievable sequences, poor camerawork, poor editing, and bad acting galore."

1980's Sex Boat. MUST SEE. "This movies, and to a lesser extent F and Ultraflesh mark the beginning of the end for the old hookers and sleaze queens held over from the Deep Throat era and the start of the age of quality whichlasted from approximately 1980-86."

Sex Stories. GOOD. "Pat Myne...is really a disgusting looking guy with lots of tattoos and very short hair... He reminds me o fthose guys in foreign countries that prey on tourists, offering to show them around or get them a bargain in the souk..."

Sexy Nurses 3, directed by James Avalon. "Maybe I should set up a new category for "pretentious." You can recognize them by their directors who can't seem to learn that hte purpose of the plot, or at least the surrounding of non-sex parts is to give the viewer the feeling he might want to be screwing the girls. It's not to show him how close you can come to imitating Ingmar Bergman or to see how much you know about symbolism. We have a dead fish. Is this symbolizing... The mortality of the human existence? The Mafia? The smell of an un-douched whore? Only Bergman...er, Avalon, knows for sure..."

Size Matters 2 directed by Metro GM Greg Alves, a portly man. "Fortunately I missed out on #1 in this series. The idea is to flash some screens of silly statistics pointing out how women love men with big dicks and then give us a wordless sex scene after each one. How innovative! Maybe nnext time they could do a series with "How ugly fat guys with the personality of fence posts can't get laid unless they pay for it" as the theme. Alves should know something about that."

Sodomania 28. "Jon Dough looks like he is in the last stages of AIDS."

Sugar Walls 10: "I like the black girls spunk. They're strong and in control...seem to be saying, "I know you want sex but you be polite about it" and then afterward "There, don't you feel better now?"

Very Naughty Angels. "...[Jim] Holliday irritatingly trying to show how smart he is and having Jill suck up to him all the time even to the extent of prompting her to cmment on his wardrobe (a black velvet suit)... He tells us how much better he and Jill are than mainstream people who have to use teleprompters and the like and shows a little playlet with him and Jill wherein he plays the wonderful director Jim Holliday and she plays a composite bimbo starlet who is willing to put out for a part. Naturally he resists and comes out with the old hoary line that in the porn industry the girls don't have to screw to get parts. Screwing is the part. Oh yeah; how about Regan Senter, John Bone, Wesley Emerson?"

Virgin Stories 2. GOOD. "...Packwood, reading from a script, asks Chantay what was the last book she had read. She basically had no answer leading one to the conclusion that he rreading skills or interest are less than expansive. He also asks where she sees herself when she's 30 and this creates a lot of obvious mental confusion. She hasn't thought of aging and answers that she supposes she'll be doing what she's doing now... There's lots of talk about their home life...and it seems that...the others came from female-headed families."

White Trash Whore. "These are so good that I look forward to watching each new installment, not for the sex mind you..but for the comedy."

Young and Anal 10. MUST SEE because of first scene with JJ Michaels and Kelly Dean.

Rob Spallone

Rob: "I just talked to Craig Vasiloff..."

Luke: "Was he nice to you?"

Rob: "Yeah, he's a nice guy. I might do some business with him. Is that the guy we were supposed to do that talkshow with?

Luke: "Yeah..."

Quasimodo: "I'm talking to the Department of Health Services about AIM. The Department of Health doesn't handle medical. I've spoken to the Director of Licensing for Specimen Collections (Alice Brydon, 510-873-6334) and she said that they've had one complaint on [Sharon Mitchell's] AIM. And that was when she changed labs about eight months ago. The old lab reported that she was doing her own tests, which she was not licensed to do. And they went down there and checked out her place and gave her a clean bill of health and walked out. She's a licensed specimen collections facility. And she's in good standing with the Department of Health Services in Sacramento. And the Director says that is the only complaint they've ever had on AIM. So all this Spallone stuff is garbage...

"The Department of Health does not investigate medical claims. All they do is handle restaurants."

Quasimodo called Rob Thursday afternoon and revealed himself. They might meet and thrash out their differences this afternoon.

Rob: "I know for a fact that about six people have put in complaints to the Health Department about AIM. Spallone don't bulls---."

David Sturman Gets Blown

I heard a rumor that Sin City owner David Sturman paid Chuck Martino $18,000 for his last blowjob (movie). Ten blowjobs in the video equals $1800 a blowjob. David is supposed to be a pretty smart guy, says porner, but he must be a f---ing moron.

I heard that Sin City has fired Roy Karch after three months with the Sturman company. Roy did not get paid for the last five weeks and was pissed off about it. Michael Raven walked in and Roy said, "Where's my money?" Michael walked into another room. Then came back a few minutes later and said, "What did you do? Tell everybody in the building you haven't been paid?" Roy said 'Yeah.'

Michael: "I'm going to give you $2500 now. You're fired. You can come next week and get your other $2500."

Roy then called David the Jew Sturman who wouldn't even return his phone calls.

Porner: "Maybe because David paid Chuck $18,000 for the blowjob movie, he didn't have enough money to pay Roy? Or perhaps it was because he gave Michael Raven $110,000 for his last movie?"

Vivid Video Gossip

Yitzhok writes: "Hi, I heard about your site and it rocks like people says it does. I can't believe someone has the balls to tell it like it is. I worked at Vivid for a too short while as an editor but was fired for no good reason by Willie Cano (which means dog) who is hands down the most hated person at Vivid. He is the head of the editing unit, but rather than treating his editors with respect he treats them like migrant farm workers (which I've been told is how he was raised.)

"I heard that about a dozen of the best editors all quit Vivid a year ago (before I was hired and fired) due to Willie's s---ty treatment of them, including every editor who was ever nominated for an AVN award. On top of all this, Vivid has been sued several times due to Willie's racist attitudes. Word is, unless your a Latino who is willing to kiss the dog's ass and eat the constant s--- he throws at his crew, you ain't gonna survive long at Vivid. I heard he's fired a few more folks since myself and more lawsuits are coming Vivid's way. When is the Dept. of Labor finally gonna see that this company is racist and f---ed up and treats their workers like s---? Someday their karma will catch them by the balls."

Luke: I heard that some key Vivid personnel will be leaving within the month.

Penthouse Layoffs

From Mitchell Fink's New York Daily News column today: The ax has fallen at Penthouse magazine. A dozen staffers, including veteran editors Bill Lee and Don Myrus, were let go this week in what sources say is an obvious attempt to streamline the company before the launch of its online gaming site, penthousecasino.com. Lee and Myrus have more than 20 years at the mag. Penthouse rep Jackie Markham confirmed the cuts, saying they were a "combination of retiring people and letting people go." Markham added that the moves were made to consolidate the operation under present Penthouse editor Peter Bloch.

Jasmine St Clair Wrestler

From http://www.prowrestling.com/brd/news/65.shtml:

Jasmine St. Clair came on, the former adult film star who made some appearances in ECW. She is currently in talks with WCW. She talked to WCW brass at the Sould Out PPV, and has been training for 6 months to wrestle. She was with Ed Ferrara and Terry Taylor during the recent WCW west coast swing. She did some work with XPW, and some training tapes, and sent the tapes to WCW for them to review. She vowed to make wrestling a fulltime career and make it into one of the big two Right now she is working with the AWA, and is going to be appearing January 29th at Laughlin, Nevada for an AWA event.

Mad Jack Under House Arrest

Las Vegas porner Mad Jack aka Tether Boy, an ex-con, has been a naughty boy and has been sentenced to four months of house arrest and wearing an ankle bracelet. He can't leave the house after six PM. He will however continue to pour out porno from his apartment for KBeech. I talked to him Wednesday night while he was distracted by some large breasted babe.

MJ: "We won't say what kind of trouble. And as we speak, I'm sitting here with Heidi Ho, putting the finishing touches on her video. And I'm staring at her monsterous melons. She coerced me into doing this for little money because of her tit size."

Nice Jewish Girl Calls Catherine McKinnon About Rough Sex

NJG: "The gangbangs are bad, the Max Hardcore, the Anabolic videos, the Rough Sex... What about that?"

Luke: "I don't like that but it is like the difference between Playboy and Hustler. They are both porno, just Hustler is gross and vicious. I'm more disturbed by misogynistic porn than regular porn but I find both disturbing."

NJG: "I think there have to be limits. The extreme stuff, the degradation, the slapping of women... The putting of heads in toilets. And you've even said that to me, that my head should be shoved in a toilet. That was so mean."

Luke: "You probably provoked some strong feeling in me."

NJG: "Because I am very probing? You need me to probe you. I'm much more intense and emotional than you. I can get through your walls.

"Just reading about [the Anabolic video] 'Rough Sex' is disturbing. I went to Max Hardcore's site through you. And I've never seen a Max Hardcore video. But if you look at the samples page, it's offensive. There's a woman with her crotch has some weird metal object in her. And it doesn't look like it feels very good. It looks like a really scary thing. And it looked sharp.

"And so I wrote Catherine McKinnon after I saw that, and said, please look at this. Do you know what is going on? Please do something. Even hardcore raincoaters are saying ban this stuff. And I referred her to your site."

Fred Flintstone writes: 1. Have you ever suspected that any of the plaintiffs in the lawsuits against you are being financed by folks who dislike you, e.g. Fishbein or Flynt? You might want to see if you can find that out during discovery.

2. Have you ever asked NJG exactly what she expects McKinnon & Dworkin to do about "bad" pornography? Is this like picking up the Bat Phone and asking Alfred the butler to summon Batman? Exactly what does McKinnon do when she gets this phone call? Get in the Pornmobile and drive to Commissioner Gordon's Office? The next time you talk to her, ask her what she expects those two numbskulls to do. I'm curious.

3. Exactly why does NJG want to ban Max Hardcore? As I see it, there are four possible reasons one might want to ban Mr. Hardcore.

First, one might simply be offended with a movie that demeans women.

Second, one might have a concern that the "actress" in a Max Hardcore film is being coerced.

Third, one might suspect that watching Max Hardcore videos will incite the viewer to do bad things.

Fourth, one might fear that Mr. Hardcore, along with others (e.g. Anabolic) will wind up becoming a poster child for a religious right effort to ban pornography. (I suspect that this is not part of NJG's reasoning for opposing Mr. Hardcore.)

There have been a few rants on your web site exscoriating poor Max Hardcore. I am not a fan of Mr. Hardcore by any means. However, the hour is late, there's nothing good on television (the X Files was an old re-run tonight), so what the heck. Here is my defense of Mr. Hardcore's right to produce offensive videos.

BANNING THINGS BECAUSE THEY ARE OFFENSIVE

If you want to ban Mr. Hardcore because he is offensive, then you must ask yourself whether, as a general principle, you should be able to ban movies or books simply because they are offensive. I've seen lots of things that are offensive. D.W. Griffith's classic 1915 movie "Birth of a Nation" is offensive, and demeaning to blacks. There are numerous blacks who find Mark Twain's constant use of the word "nigger" in his writings (Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn) to be offensive. Mein Kampf is demeaning to Jews. (Actually, I was also quite offended by Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice, which is essentially a racist charicature.) Just about everything Rev. Farrakhan says is offensive to everyone.

If NJG advocates banning Mr. Hardcore because he is offensive, does NJG advocate banning any of the above-listed materials? What is the test by which we decide which "offensive" materials to ban, and which to permit?

Incidentally, if NJG thinks that Mr. Hardcore offends, she must think there is some kind of message in Mr. Hardcore's videos. And if there is such a message, his videos must be some form of speech. And if they are speech, they are entitled to be protected.

BANNING THE VIDEOS IF THE ACTRESS IS COERCED

Regarding the second rationale for banning Max Hardcore videos, I agree that if the "actress" is forced to perform, then that act of coercion is criminal, and can be prosecuted. Does NJG really think that the actress is coerced? What is her basis for believing this? Luke, do you think that the actresses in Mr. Hardcore's cinematic exploits are coerced? [Luke: No.] Has a criminal complaint ever been filed? Has Max Hardcore ever been arrested? Has any actress in any of his film ever alleged that he coerced her to do the things she did?

BANNING THE VIDEOS BECAUSE THEY CAUSE BAD BEHAVIOR

I doubt that Mr. Hardcore's films entice viewers to emulate his behavior. I admit I've seen one or two of his films, and I have never been enticed to go out and buy or use a speculum or shove anybody's head in a toilet. Frankly, his videos are more in the nature of a sexual geek show than erotic. (Actually, a lot of pornography is more in the nature of a sexual geek show than erotica. Of course, there is nothing illegal about geek shows, and in fact, to this very day they still exist in this country, unmolested by the law, but extremely gross.)

During the Nixon administration, there was a presidential study that investigated whether pornography increased the incidence of sexual crimes. Unfortunately for Nixon, he forgot to pack the panel and turn it into a kangaroo court. They concluded that pornography did not lead to an increase in the incidence of sexual crimes.

Reagan and Meese learned from that mistake. Meese assiduously packed the panel, and made sure they came back with the "correct" answer.

My own view is that there are some issues that are so inherently highly politicized that it is virtually impossible to do a rational study to find out the truth that will be recognized as trustworthy. However, I strongly doubt that Mr. Hardcore has influenced many people's behavior.

Let's suppose for sake of argument that Mr. Hardcore does influence peoples' behavior. Query. Suppose I wrote a book, completely dispassionate, in which through force of reason and logic, I advocate that people should go out and kill other people. Nothing sexual. Nothing obscene. Nothing racist. This hypothetical book simply advocates murder. And suppose that for some perverse reason, I was very persuasive, and people were influence by it. Would NJG try to ban my book?

What other books would NJG like to ban on that basis? Quotations From Chairman Mao (the proverbial "little red book")? The little red book clearly influenced millions of people to do very bad things. Mein Kampf? Das Kapital? The Communist Manifesto? Final Exit (the so-called how-to-commit-suicide book)? Doubtless there are lots of books that incite some form of activity that society disapproves of. Are we going to ban those books? If we permit those books to exist, why ban Max Hardcore?

Supposing we decide that Mr. Hardcore was actually influential. Does that mean that there is a "message" in Mr. Hardcore's videos, telling people to behave in a certain way? If there is a "message" in his videos, doesn't that mean that it is a form of speech?

MAX HARDCORE, ANTI-PORN POSTER CHILD

Yup. No doubt about it. Max Hardcore and Anabolic will become poster children for anti-porn types. My guess is that many of today's pornographers have never seen the inside of a jail cell. The present relaxed moral atmosphere in America today is a historical anomaly. In virtually any other era in American history, they would all be hauled off the jail. And there is some possibility that the pendulum will swing back toward conservativism. (I actually doubt it, for reasons that would take too much space to describe.) In any event, I don't think that this is NJG's rationale.

So there we have it.

By the way, I think if you went back about 15 or 20 years, you could find stuff every bit as offensive as old Max. Actually, I'd be interested in hearing Brandy's view on this subject. She always has interesting stuff to say.

Chaim Amalek writes: Luke: A correspondent asks you to "ask NJG exactly what she expects McKinnon & Dworkin to do about 'bad' pornography? Is this like picking up the Bat Phone and asking Alfred the butler to summon Batman? Exactly what does McKinnon do when she gets this phone call?"

Ah, you cynics, trapped in the languorous torpor of your video lifestyles! Once NJG has lit the fuse, if the spark of her riteous anger reaches the cognitive centers of America's premier porn fighter feminists, LOTS can happen. News conferences attended by Jewish controlled media! Law suits filed by the victims of rape and (more plausibly) domestic violence agaisnt the porn industry, arguing that it is culpable in promulgating the hate crime of woman-beating. Congressional hearings - with NJG, McKinnon, and even langorous Luke giving testimony! Campaign thrusts and counter-thrusts by Tipper Gore and George Bush over who is tougher on anti-woman porn! In short, I get to be ENTERTAINED as I never could be by a Max Hardcore video (which, truth be told, I have never seen). Yes, if this is done right, by someone with brains and drive, this could be just the ticket. (NJG, as the product of a process fully described by evolutionary biologist Kevin MacDonald, this would be you. I am afraid Luke lacks the drive to do this right, and certainly lacks the necessary ties to the feminist underworld of man-hating dykes, eager to extrapolate from the worst that men do to conclusions regarding what all men are like.)

Tips to NJG: Please forward your concerns to the Gore campaign. It is best that you join up as a volunteer first, and then direct your comments to Tipper herself or to that black Lesbian who is running Al's campaign. Also, write to other Power Dykes as well - Janet Reno, Donna Shallala, professional athletes, etc. Actually, skip that. Reno et al. are part of the Clinton group, and won't do s---. Instead, get the media involved! You must know some story-hungry local media person eager for a hot story. (If you want, I know some really articulate, letter writing folks in the Bay Area who have networks of friends via which to hit hard. Shall I activate them for you?)

Luke - you hit this from the right. Get your Dad involved in this! Use his church connections! Get the porners themselves all riled up, so that they say something dumb in front of a TV camera! Speak out - but NOT at Jewish groups, they are too busy fighting organized religion and christianity to perceive themselves as the natural enemies of the porn biz, sorry to say.

Rob Spallone Threatened

Luke talked to a guy who sounded like he was in the Mafia.

Mafiaman: "Rob Spallone thinks he's a tough guy on the internet? Talks about my girl like that? Tell him that I am coming to town. Just give him a f---ing message. It is time for me to straighten him out."

Luke called Rob and gave him the message.

Rob: "You gave me headaches last week. You're in big trouble with me."

Luke: "Jimmy DiGiorgio, how are you?"

Jim:"Good Luke, and you? What have you been doing?"

Luke: "Thinking about you."

Rob: "When we go live at the house on the net, are you going to come up and visit in the morning like you did [to Kendra Jade] at Grimes?"

Luke: "Yeah, I'm going to jump into bed with Kendra."

Rob: "All right. I am going to make you an internet star."

Jim: "Kendra says that the next time you do that, she might give you some."

Luke: "How's Paul Fishbein?"

Jim: "He's a very nice guy.

"Why did you put that Kendra's next movie is going to be called 'Kendra Jade - The Whore'? Bo called you?"

Luke: "He emailed me... Let me check."

Rob: "Let me check? That's what you printed."

Luke: "I don't read what I write."

Rob: "Well, we read what you write and we're not very happy."

Jim: "I'm editing the movie and nobody has given me that title."

Luke: "Well, you better do it or you'll end up in the desert."

Jim: "I'm not going to call the Kendra movie 'The Whore.' I wouldn't do that to her."

Where Do They Shoot Porn And Why?

Cicero writes on RAME: Given the low entry barriers to the production of pornography, why is it that Southern California so totally dominates the field, far more than SCal dominates in the world of non-porn movies

Jim Gunn replies: Look up the "law of increasing returns" and the value of a "networked system" to explain why industries tend to congregate and grow quickly in one place. Essentially it just is like a snowball effect of benefits of close proximity to suppliers, customers, resources etc. Similarly Silicon Valley in Northern CA dominates the computer biz.. Plus LA is warm, there's lots of shooting locations etc.

Cicero: - why no NY porn, with conventionally attractive women? And is there some sort of secret guild in LA that requires the producers of porn to see to it that their product is utterly lacking in eroticism?

JG: NY is too cold, people too mistrusting, it's hard to get around NYC, limited shooting locations are all major disadvantages.

Cicero: With the low budgets involved, it would seem anywhere with a friendly climate would be condusive. I wouldn't think shooting would need proximity to the distribution mechanism. I've not seen anything to indicate Texas shoots. Maybe some of Mike South's movies give away locations outside NY & CA. ;-) The only vids I'm certain are from FL are from Pinellas County (western Tampa Bay). I'd think the Tampa, Orlando, and Miami/Ft Lauderdale areas would also be friendly places for porn shoots.

JG: I often shoot in South Florida now that I live here and I have shot many movies in Tampa Bay, FL area as well as other places like Canada and overseas..

Cicero:Maybe FL & TX are how someone can get more fresh & natural talent to replace the haggards who've worn out their appeal. Finding natives instead of transplants who've already made their obligatory Jiffy Boob and tattoo parlor stops could mean more attractive (unmutilated) new girls.

JimGunn.com: I specialize in shooting a lot of new girls on the East Coast. Check jimgunn.com for some info & updates on my movies.

$10 Reward Winner

Luken writes: Since l-keford.com received no anal sex entries for best essay, the $10 reward goes to 19 1/2 year old Melissa, who wrote us with her favorite masturbation fantasy: In her fantasy, she said, "It was like bang! The race was on. I've fantasized so many times about lining up with a lot of other people, male or female, and then a guy shoots the gun and the race is on, and everybody is riding their pillows like some kind of a hypothetical horse. And whoever reaches, climax, wins the race." Melissa's only sexual activity is masturbation , which she calls her "morning cup of coffee". Her other masturbation fantasies include falling off cliffs, turning into a big blob of yuck, and getting into fights with a girl partner and being the loser. She considers herself dirty, sexually abnormal and a freak, and is optimistic about a possible career in porn.

Laurie Holmes Suit

Here are highlights from my summons by Laurie Holmes. She's represented by Gregory W. Smith (SBN 134385) of Park Smith & Lim, LLP at 3435 Wilshire Blvd, Suite 2920, Los Angeles, CA, 90010. 213-386-5595.

7. On or about November 11, 1999, FORD republished on his World Wide Web site the following description originally uttered by William Amerson of and concerning the Plaintiff [Laurie Holmes] with knowledge of their falsity: "She was a hooker. While she was making a movie, during the breaks, she'd get dressed... She always dressed as a little girl because she knew that she could make more money from men if she looked younger. She'd go hitchhike around the blocks and turn tricks in the car and come back in time for the scene."

8. FORD published the above-quoted statement concerning the Plaintiff in connection with an on-line piece written by him about Plaintiff's defamation lawsuit against William Amerson, who uttered the statement originally.

9. On or about the same time, and at various times thereafter, FANTASTIC sponsored FORD's Web site and allowed it to remain online and open to the public via the Internet.

10. On November 15, 1999, Plaintiff sent to FANTASTIC by facsimilie a letter asserting that the statements about Plaintiff were wholly false, and demanding that FORD and FANTASTIC remove the defamatory statements from their World Wide Web site. FORD reprinted the demand letter of Plaintiff on his World Wide Web site on November 15, 1999, but did not remove the defamatory statements from his Web site.

11. The above-quoted words were slanderous per se because they charge Plaintiff with the crime of prostitution in violation of California Civil Code section 46 (1).

12. The words uttered were false because Plaintiff has never committed the crime of prostitution.

13. As a proximate result of this false statement, plaintiff has suffered injury to her reputation in a sum according to proof.

14. As a further proximate result of FORD's publication, Plaintiff has suffered injury to her business, trade, profession, and occupation in a sum according to proof.

15. The above-described words were published by FORD with malice and oppression in that FORD willfully and intentionally published the above-referenced false statements, solely for hte purpose of causing Plaintiff ridicule, embarrassment, and disdain in the community. FORD's conduct thus warrants the assessment of punitive damages.

16. The above-described words were published by FANTASTIC with malice and oppression in that FANTASTIC published the above-referenced statements with reckless disregard for the truth after a request by Plaintiff that FANTASTIC cease.

17. The aforesaid acts of FANTASTIC directed towards Plaintiff were carried out by managerial employees, officers and directors, and were directed and ratified by Defendants, and each of them, with a conscious disregard of Plaintiff's rights and with the intent to vex, injure, and annoy Plaintiff, such as to constitute oppression, fraud or malice pursuant to California Civil Code section 3294, entitling Plaintiff to punitive damages in a sum which is an amount appropriate to punish and set an example of said Defendants.

Luke Gets Mail

Joe writes: Hi Luke.. Re: that Mississippi law. Great, all we need is something reinforcing the notion that anything to do with sex is evil. It's bad enough that American culture pushes the idea that the mere sight of a woman's breasts is supposed to fully arouse a man to the point he's stumbling like a zombie looking for something to put his dick into..even if it's a light socket. How do you think we got date rape? The Europeans with their nude beaches and beliefs that sex is a natural thing and our bodies are OK to look at...that's the way to go!

Re: the Presidential election. Bush is dumber than a tree??? That's better than ACTING like a tree the way Algore does. You really want a hardcore liar in the White House? (He invented the internet, remember? He claims to have enacted legislation regarding Love Canal BEFORE he took office. For all we know, he suggested putting porn movies on VHS cassettes...yeah, that's the ticket. ;) )

Giuliani (sp?) may lead to a 2000 version Meese commission. But I prefer that to the alternative. Hey, Hillary, were there any government files you were subpeonaed to deliver among the stuff you took from storage to your new home in New York?

BTW, if Algore is elected, you may want to take some video footage of your ass, because if the Democrats are in charge, they'll tax it off you! Yes, I listen to Rush and watch smut, too. Got a problem with that?

More Jew Bashing

Luken writes: When everyone in the world has identically the same educational advantages as Jews, then Jews WILL get only .001 per cent of the Nobel prizes! In the meantime, we can use this figure as a standard of educational inequality. In the meantime, you can use your Jewish superiority/inferiority complex to explain your clinical depression...not SUFFERING and other Jewish MARTYR COMPLEXES.

And if the Jews truly want to look honestly for ALL the reasons for the Holocaust, they need to accept THEIR share of the responsibility and admit they were and continue to be guilty of REVERSE RACISM, just like your remark on Nobel prizes proves. They're also the BEST at being a PAIN IN THE ASS. Also, if the Jews aren't just plain DUMB, why are they all "clustered" together, namely in Israel, where ONE nuclear detonation will wipe them all out on the first try? (Aren't they taking a big chance, considering once a missile's launched, that's it?...Shalom!)

Yes, I argue for dispersal and even ASSIMILATION, X-File style....another example of Jewish conspiracy theories in Hollywood...along with my other candidate phrase for Jewish spin, "NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST"...if that term wasn't also coined by and for the Jews, then we're all being conspired against.... Some people forget Einstein's family was in the electromagnetics business...this wasn't some kid in Harlem....if he had grown up in Harlem he would have FIZZED and never been heard from again...

For your Jewish readers in Israel, I'd just like to say "Come to the U.S. and be assimilated or go up in collective smoke! Oy, guys and be a little more generous with that GEEK culture of yours!" After all, remember, geek is/was better! If Woody Allen is reading this, f--- YOU, YOU SICK INCESTOUS ASSHOLE GEEK!

Josh the Jew replies: fred flintstone made some really good points. what sux is how little he put into the final reason on the max hardcore issue. it is that possibility of making max a poster child that could really hurt the industry. look it only takes one complaint to get a ball rolling and believe me not many conservatives could even side with max hardcore...so whos gonna defend it...cuz they're gonna look so bad doing it............think about it and as for the whole jewish issue....

you print a email from a f---in asshole anti semite and i cant get printed..... being a jew tell that motherf---er that israel is the holy land for all religions, and it just so happens that it is one of the only places in the worls where jews can go and be free from serious persecution (at least for now).....ill correspond with that brain dead dicknose anyday....that is if hed get his head out of the f---in sand and wake up to reality in what is goin on

Laura writes: This is written to the ignorant yahoo who derided Al Gore and defended Bush. YES BUSH IS DUMB! AS WELL AS CORRUPT "BUSINESSMAN" AND DRUG AND ALCOHOL ABUSER! And BTW just how did Bush get into Harvard business school with a "C" average? Could it possibly have anything to do with his family name? And furthermore you have to stop listening to Rush and all the other propagandists and thier misinformation. Al Gore never actually said he invented the internet, what he did say is that he initiated the current use of the internet when he was a congressman, TO WHICH MANY IN THE HI-TECH INDUSTRY ACKNOWLEDGED IS TRUE! The liars in the media actually put in the word "invent" in Gore's mouth. And as far as Hillary vs. Rudy, I'm sure hoping Hillary defeats that fascist, ruthless tyrant! And also if the republicans take over there wont be any adult industry you fool. OH and furthermore, RUSH LIMBAUGH IS AN IGNORANT, LYING, FILTHY PROPAGANDIST! You and him deserve each other.