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Email Luke Jan 3 Jan 6 Jan 9 Jan 10 Jenna Punches Out Hawaiin Chick Porners are thrilled with AVN's IA2000 convention which is huge. It is the first IA2000 totally run by AVN since they took it over from Steve Hearn. It is the biggest and best internet porn show ever. Companies likes Cybererotica are spending $200,000 or so on their booth and complimentary drink bar. Jenna Jameson punched out a Hawaiin chick at a party at Club C2K at the Venetian Hotel Sunday night. Felicia jumped into the fight too and knocked up another Mexican chick. Felicia suffered a cut lip. An ambulance had to be called to help the chick Jenna punched. Chick was given oxygen. Jenna wields a huge engagement ring from buffed blonde intimidating macho dangerous porn shooter Justin Sterling. Here's how the incident started: The Hawaiin girl talked trash to Jenna. Jenna spat at her. The girl took a swing at her, and landed a blow to Jenna's face. A security guard grabbed the girl. Jenna then punched her full in the face, with her engagement ring wreaking heavy damage. The girl's face started bleeding. Felecia jumped in on Jenna's side. I interviewed Jenna around 4PM Monday. Jenna: "I was in the VIP room trying to relax because I am not having a very good show. So, a girl walked in and gave me a dirty look. So I said, 'What the f--- are you looking at?' And she said, 'f--- you bitch,' and flips me off right in my face. So of course I hocked a loogie right in her face. And she swung at me and missed and then the bouncer grabbed her. So I saw my chance and I sucker punched her right in the face with my ring." Jenna starts laughing. Jenna: "And she was bleeding everywhere. And she bit the bouncer. It was crazy. Felecia jumped into it with her [Mexican chick who started the battle] friend. Her friend had Felecia by the hair and Felecia was just swinging. Boom, boom. boom. And Felecia was swinging. That little girl can fight. She was bad ass. I loved it. She's forever my backup. And then a friend of Felecia's jumped into it and got her nipple ring yanked out. So she ended up going to the hospital. "Then the guys that were with the two Mexican girls started harassing me. It was such a big circus. It was awesome. It is perfect for your website. Finally... I'm the only one who does some really good publicity. This is real TV baby. This is what it is all about. And I am not a fighter. I'm really not. But I proved myself. I smacker her. "The funniest part is that the bouncer had her and I hit her and the bouncer didn't see me hit her. Then I snuck back and saw an opening again and I walked up and grabbed a handful of hair and ripped it out." Luke: "You ripped out a handful of her hair?" Jenna: "Yes. Well, this chick swung on me and I'm a little bruised. She got a slap in. Nobody slaps me and gets away with it." Luke: "When was the last time you hit someone?" Jenna: "Highschool. Oh no, I've hit a couple of guys when I was on the road. If they grab my ass, I smack them a good one." I remember when I first attended an industry function - the 1996 FOXE awards. And these girls were stripping in front of their fans and allowing themselves to be fondled, and I copped a feel on some porn chick. She slapped me, grabbed my hair and yelled at me. I've never done it again. I was scared to death. Jenna: "I don't catfight so I got a little aggression out. It was pretty cool." Luke: "Is your ring big enough?" It is a huge ring. Jenna: "Ohmigod, isn't it gnarly? It's a weapon. It is a weapon. Justin and I were talking about how it is a weapon and then that night I christened the ring." Luke: "Is he around? I've never met him." Jenna introduced me to her fiance, the tall intimidating Justin Sterling who was very friendly. He scared me to death a few months ago when he called me after I had printed the comments of a former Jenna roadie who laid into her. Jameson: "I'm not [having a good CES]. My relations with Wicked are not very good." We're standing in the Wicked Booth with Wicked PR director Joy King just a few feet away. My pulse is racing. I've got some story. Luke: "You're not doing any more movies for them?" Jenna: "Absolutely not. Nobody likes change. And there's a lot of change going on right now [Wicked has numerous contract girls - Serenity, Missy, Stephanie Swift, and three new girls - Alexa Rae, Devinn Lane, and Temptress.] "They've signed a lot of girls. And it was a bad thing because I found out about the signing of these girls on Gene Ross's site. And that's a s---ty way of finding out. So I felt a little left out. I'm a big part of this company and I was pretty upset about it, to tell the truth. That's why I dropped out of it...and didn't want to say anything about it. But now I've got to say something. That's why I'm not signing. They made up a poster of me with a cock in my face. It's a big mosaic of me f---ing. And I don't sign stuff like that. All the other girls had beautiful stuff to sign and I didn't like what I wanted to sign. I'm here now because my website is really important to me and I know that this is really worth my time. "It was a really messed up situation. A lot of miscommunication. Poor Stevie has been working his ass off. He has so many girls now and it sucks that he doesn't have much time for me anymore. So I think we're both going in different directions." Luke: "What's your new direction?" Jameson: "I've got a lot of stuff in the works. I'm keeping that underwraps... I've always got something under my sleeve. My loyalty will always be to Wicked but now I think that I've gotten big enough to where I'm my own company. I don't need promotion from anyone. They need to concentrate on promoting their new girls and I need to concentrate on doing my own thing." Justin Sterling: "Jenna speaks out." Jenna yells: "JENNA SPEAKS OUT. CHANGE. I'm the Tony Clifton of this business." Justin: "From the Andy Kaufman movie... A character who says exactly what he feels." Jenna: "I'd like to have a little something to say about Alisha Klass." At the Saturday night AVN Awards, Alisha Klass essentially told VCA owner Russ Hampshire, the most respected man in porno, to go f--- himself. She called him a drunk. There was a gasp in the audience and Alisha was booed off stage. Jenna: "Ok, Jenna Speaks Out. Alisha Klassless. I don't think a 19-year old... She seems 19. She's 28 so it is pretty embarrassing that she has a 19-year old mentality. She gets up there in front of some of the biggest people in the business and tries to preach." Alisha gave a ten minute sermon at the AVN Awards on how porners should conduct themselves. After two disastrous performances, will Fishbein favorite Alisha get called to present at the next AVN Awards? Jenna: "She gets up there in front of some of the biggest people in the business and tries to preach. She's been in this business for a minute compared to someone like Russ Hampshire and I am offended and embarrassed. I can't believe that AVN would even allow her on that stage after what happened last year. She was spouting off, really rude... Nobody f---ing cares about what she has to say. And I certainly don't care. And I like Alisha but she's got to understand that there is a time and a place for everything. She has to learn tact. And she needs to be careful who she puts down in this business. Russ is a very good friend of mine and that was embarrassing. And she got what she deserved - she got booed off stage." Luke: "She did. She got booed. People were shocked." Jenna: "It was the first time that I've ever agreed with anything Al Goldstein said. He got up there and said, she's a 19-year old bimbo and how dare she have anything to say. I really commend Al Goldstein. He said what everyone else wanted to say. Justin Sterling: "What these girls have to deal with on a daily basis... Told to watch their weight... You're totally open and exposed to everyone. They've seen you in everything... So, the critics don't really appreciate the girls..." Luke: "When did you make the decision to marry Jenna?" Justin: "It was probably three or four months ago. We talked about it. I proposed to her on Christmas Eve. Now it's planning the wedding. I'm like this - 'Honey, I just want to get married. You handle all the things, just tell me how much it is...' It's insane." This is Sterling's first and last marriage. Jenna was married to Wicked director Brad Armstrong for three months. Luke: "What are you doing now?" Justin: "I've pretty much retired [from shooting porno]. I day trade. We own a restaurant bar in Arizona. I shoot once in a while to keep contact. Sterling Pictures is a different company. I shoot for Vivid every once in a while and for VCA. I shoot higher end projects just to keep my skills up and keep my name up for awards. That's good because everyone in this industry is like a big family and I miss everyone. And it's nice to be out of it. As Porno Turns. It's a soap opera. That's what fuels your site. As Porno Turns My Stomach. It's just too much backbiting. It's a nation of Mrs. Kravitzes. Everyone is looking in everyone's back window to see what they are doing." Emmet writes: "Dear Mr. Ford, It is times like these that I wish I was law student instead of a comp major. But was it not Jenna Jameson who commited the first assualt when she spat in that Latina woman's face? Plus she caused her aggressor to bleed heavily from what I read and will probably leave a scar on her for the rest of her life. I cannot see how Jenna is so proud of herself. From what I see, that Latina woman has a very strong case against Ms. Jameson and she stands a very good chance of winning a law suit if she decides to pursue the matter. Ms. Jameson should be concerned instead of laughing." Email Luke about the morality and legality of Jenna punching out this abusive Mexican chick. DoneDone: Jenna socking that bitch is great! I cannot believe that anyone would think Jenna was wrong for punking that sorry mexican whore. Jenna is an icon, you cant just walk by and give her a dirty look..shes lucky she didnt get stomped out. I know if I was there I would have given that mexican chick a boot to the ute just for her sorry ass attitude. Jenna and Felicia are both riders. They have now proven that they dont f--- around. I give them the ultimate respect for that. Luke if you were smart you would take notice. All these guys beating your ass and s---, thats weak. If Jenna were you, she would have whipped Albos ass a long time ago, just for looking in her direction. Take a lesson Luke. Jenna is a legend, and its because of things like this that her legend grows. All who think Jenna was at fault is pussy. Emmet writes: Dear Mr. Ford, [In Response to DoneDone 1.11.99] DoneDone's name probably refers to his brain. People will always give us an evil look through out our lives. We just have to be smart enough to choose our next course of action. Jenna could had just ignored her instead of inquiring, "What are you looking at bitch". We know nothing about that Latina Woman (LW) and why she was giving Jenna the look. Ms. Jameson could had inadvertenly offended that woman. Then sperm for brains[DoneDone] stated that, "All these guys beating your ass and s---, that is weak." First of all, if that LW would had attacked Jameson first then everything she would had been okay by the law. But it was not. Jameson is the one who was weak. And the same goes for XXX. Would good is being strong if your sued and doing time in prison. That is weak. In the end people like Mr. Ford and that Latina woman are the one with power and leave those people with a fine, loss of freedom, and a record. The only real weak vagina is you...monkey spunk[DoneDone]. Brian Kushner writes: From what I can tell Jenna started this, all the Mexican chick did was look at her. Jenna is a f---ing pile. She thinks she's the s--- so know one can look at her. The Mexican chick would have KICKED HER ASS if she wasn't restrained and Jenna only got to cold cock the broad when she was being held. If I was the Mexican chick I'd be at my lawyers office by now. She is going to own a good portion of Jenna's wealth once this is over. David Barrister disagrees: Luke: First semester tort law: assault is 1) intentionally causing 2) harmful or offensive bodily touching. Obviously, spitting on someone's face is an offensive touching, so your friend Emmet is correct that the Jenna made the first assault. Jenna's liable to get sued, admitting to an assault on the internet. Sounds like she's getting too big for her britches. She's a rather average looking blond bimbo with mediocre acting/sex skills. That she's a big star is due totally to Wicked promoting her. Now she's dumping them because they signed some other girls. Incredible! I hope she gets sued for everything she owns. J.D. Considine the Brilliant writes: "Felicia jumped into the fight too and knocked up another Mexican chick.." You mean she got the Mexican woman pregnant???? Is there something about Felicia we should know? (Or do you mean she "knocked out" the other woman?) I hear that Brick Majors called OSHA on Jim South's office and now you can no longer smoke in their except for a private room. MISS JACKI WRITES, Luke, you tell that f---ed up whatever his name is that wrote about Jenna and Nikki Tyler on you site yesterday that he is all f---ed up. Has this man got a penus?? I think not. My husband Wayne and I are making the trek all the way from Australia in May to the West Coast of the states to try and catch a show and hopefully meet Jenna. Jenna if you are reading this, glad you knocked out that Mexican girl, when we are in the states in May, how can my hubby and I catch you, do you publish tour dates???? You can email us on Jacki_Wayne@yahoo.com And anyone with any libido will know that Nikki is drop dead gorgeous, I'm sure that the last babe that this guy f---ed took 5 minutes to blow up. Alec Metro now lives with tall blonde Farrah. I hear that Jasmine St. Clair, with her chin quivering, was just furious that Zoe and Cream Entertainment won an award for Best Sex Scene. I hear that Jasmine is retiring from porn. John Bone did not attend CES. He hardly shoots anymore, just trying to make ends meet. I've written that Steve Hirsch has no sense of humor. When I went to photograph him at the Vivid booth Monday afternoon, he ducked behind his computer like a kid, then reemerged grinning. Sky is known as Vivid's bad girl. She turns regular scenes into anal and even sneaked in a double pussy penetration. She was reprimanded for it by Vivid execs. They left her at the Golden Nugget hotel (a midrange place while Steve and Marci Hirsch lived it up at the Venetian) Saturday night when picking up all the other Vivid girls. Then they gave her a seat at the back of the AVN Awards while all the other Vivid girls and Vivid execs sat upfront. Sky cried. Other companies came over and offered her contracts, I hear. "Since you're obviously through with Vivid." Sky's response to all this: "No comment." Chuck Martino and Sky went to the David Lee Roth concert Monday night. Afterwards, I think they are going to have sex. Friday night, Martino took Zoe to the Hustler party. They held hands. I hear that Shay Sweet, Chuck's ex, saw them and got angry. She allegedly drew all over Zoe's pictures and threatened her. Shay refused to go to the AVN Awards Saturday night. Zoe and Shay got into a verbal fight at the Sin City booth Sunday morning. I hear that Shay has f---ed all of Chuck's friends including Jeff Steward and Kevin Beecham. Martino had no comment on all this, except to say that Zoe and he are "buds." Sky sports the outline of a black rose on her lower stomach "that I never got finished because it hurt and I cried and it was a s---ty job... At my home when I was 15 [years of age]." Chuck and Sky fondled each other at the Adultstarsmagazine.com booth. Luke: "Watch out Sky. He'll try to take your virtue." Sky: "Luke, if anybody should be warned, it should be him." I hear she's a big sex maniac. Chuck: "Did I do good with Shay's career?" Luke: "Yep, you took her anal price from $400 to $1800." Sky: "Let me tell you something. I got this far in the industry by myself." Sky started in April as Shane's contract girl and then switched to Vivid. Chuck: "But now I am going to be giving her a little help." Sky giggles: "I'm going to give him a little help. We're going to trade secrets." On Sunday, I spotted adultstarsmagazine.com's VP David Bernstein fondling Sky's ass. But I don't think he's f---ed her yet. Sky: "I went to college. I got a scholarship for journalism. I went to Cal State Fullerton." Luke: "Really, as a highschool senior I decided to go there. They have a good journalism program. [At one time, Luke wanted to be a journalist.]" Chuck Martino, the only one of us three to graduate college, got a business degree from CSU Fullerton. Sky: "I was the publisher for the college newspaper. I did two-and-a-half years and then I was working a fulltime job at Johnson and Johnson as a material planner, making computer programs and stuff like that. I have an APICS certification. I kept track of inventory control systems. I worked on the California Speedway. I'm just horny, that's why I'm doing this." Chuck: "We met each other at the AVN Expo in July. I was through with Kristy [Shay Sweet]. I looked at Sky and she was hot. She was just starting. So we just kinda... And today she says, 'Can I rape you?' I was like 'Yeah.' Then she said, 'what are you doing tonight?' And I said, 'I am going to this concert... Would you like to come?'" Sky: "And I said, 'I'm not going unless I am getting laid.'" Chuck: "But we haven't had sex yet." Sky giggles: "I'll talk to you tomorrow and let you know how it was." Luke: "Were you like this in college?" Sky: "I was worse. I was one-night stand happy. Eversince I got into the business, I can't f--- around. I'm scared to death to have sex with anybody [outside of porn]." Chuck: "Well, this will not be a one-night stand. This will last..." Sky: "Then we won't be standing." Chuck: "It's nice to no longer be codependent on any woman. Sky is a nice girl and we'll have a nice time together." Luke asks Angela Summers: "How is Chuck in bed?" Angela: "Really good. We only slept together once, in Seymore Butts first movie. And I had to teach him..." Sky: "I want to do a scene with Alisha Klass. I want to be her little slut." Angela: "After I gave him five minutes of lessons, then he taught me...how to really suck a big cock." Luke: "What do you have to say about that, Sky?' Sky: "69 asshole eating, I am all over it. I have an ass eating fetish and a spanking fetish. Put me over your knees and I'll call you daddy." Sky is not your father's Vivid Girl. Emmet writes: Dear Mr. Ford, From I have been reading and watching, most female porn stars hate to do anal scenes and double vaginal scenes. For any company to get an exotic woman to due those scenes is almost impossible. I cannot see how the executives of Vivid reprimanded Sky for doing this. Then they scold her as a little child and tell her to sit in the back! Vivid must be giving her a ton of money for her not to say "f--- you!" and take herself to the front row of the show. Sky also recieved many offers. I cannot see many companies turing Sky down. I believe Sky should make those snooty exuctives sweat a little and start calling those other companies that are interested in her. A girl thought internet porn critic Roger Pipe was me this past weekend. Wearing a ring, she punched him, leaving a nasty cut above his eye. I talk to Sylvia Saint who's signing at the Odyssey Group Video booth. Sin City's humorless Jewish execs chewed out marketing director Nikki Fritz Sunday night for talking to me at the CES. They threatened to fire her if she gave me a pass to IA2000. Nikki and Sin City owner David Sturman were laughing Monday. I chatted with David's friend Ilan who started Gamelink.com as a bulletin board service in 1993 and it became the first internet website to sell XXX movies and was among Yahoo.com's first adult listing. Chris Mann, Steve Hirsch and Paul Fishbein went to the Delmonaco steak house Sunday night and ate trefe - unkosher food - while holding hands, singing songs and plotting to fix prices. I checked with my Vivid sources and it appears that Vivid owner Steve Hirsch is not having carnal relations with porn girls. But his sister Marci (who underwent extensive plastic surgery about ten months ago) still gets it on with Vivid contract boy Bobby Vitale and other porno studs. A source tells me that according to Tori Welles, Steve is not a good lover and sports a tiny circumisized Jewish cock. Sources tell me that Vivid, a $50 million a year company is a disorganized company. Rivers of animosity flow through the internet and production departments among others. Many employees think Steve is a real tightass cheap Jew. Hirsch is a phenomenally tough businessman who tells his employees that they are lucky to work for a classy organization like Vivid. Many of his employees read me and cheer on my rants. Several employees feel that internet Vivid honcho David Schlessinger has f---ed them. David comes across as the nicest guy in person but with his growing power, he's developed a Vivid ruthlessness. Julia Ann left Vivid six months ago and is now signed with Digital Playground along with Tara Patrick, the February Penthouse Pet. Lucky Smith now represents eight girls, including Devinn Lane and Julia Ann, a tall classy blonde beauty. All of Lucky's girls are smart savvy chicks. I hear that Vivid is missing model releases for several of their productions. Kendra Jade and LGI are going through a tempestuous breakup. Houston's grandfather was Claire Weeks, who invented Tinkerbell for Disney. Fred Flintstone writes Luke: Loved your report. I only hope that some day I have enought class to attend a CES event. (The only reason I didn't attend this year was that I was afraid I might attempt to eat the main course with the salad fork.) Emmet writes: Dear Mr. Ford, As much as I hate to admit this about your spectacular site, I do have to agree with LMXS on 1.11.00. I have read your site about race and I do not feel that you are a racist but you print almost nothing about Afro-American performers and your site is not the only one. Yours does have the most about them that I have read, but it is still a very little. The only time I remember that their are Afro-American, Asian, and Latino performers out their is buy going into the "Black Section". But I disagree with LMXS comment about, since you being Jewish you should have a strong or stronger affinity towards Afro-Americans. But again he does have a point, it would be nice if you visited the Afro-American side of porn as well as Asian and Latino. You have been a journalist for about 4 years and you still have not toured around that area. I can only surmise that... 1. They loathe you and want nothing to do with you. 2. You are afraid for your life. 3. You just do not find them as interesting as Caucasions. 4. More hard to get info from. 5. Caucasion conflicts and performers sell more on your site then the other races. What ever the reason is I hope one day you find strength to persevere over those obstacles and print their stories. AVN.com gives the full scoop on Sextracker.com's purchase of YNOT. I attended a 3PM newsconference which boasted many of the leading net porners, including Rich J. Botto of Karas Adult Playground, Greg Dumas of NOOF [IGallery is part of New Frontier Media], Darren and Kevin Blatt, Al Fore aka Al4A... They will sit on YNOT's new board of directors. Their average age was 28. I interviewed the suave confident handsome guido Rich Botto around noon. Rich: "Maximum Cash is doing extremely well [sponsor program]. Karas Adult Playground is still ranked by PC Date as the number one trafficked adult site. Since early December, our numbers have just gone off the charts. We're paying out close to five million dollars a month. We ended last January at about two million a month. "I think Sex Tracker.com buying YNOT is a good move. Rick was very good for YNOT, he's a great young mind. He wants to go in a different direction. Andy at SexTracker.com will lead it in the right direction. I think we all need one controlled organization with top names in the internet having a say in what direction we go in... If anything political or legal problems or more VISA/Mastercard type things or with banking or merchant accounts, we'll have an organization to discuss it with people who are in the know. Rich: "YNOT is very well respected [within the porn net community] and I think it will be even more respected now. Andy's trying to get the top names in this business, in hosting, content, sponsorships, clickthru programs...to get them all together... "We do our third-party credit card processing through Jettis.com. Great people. In business since 1996. They took 18 months to put this company together because they wanted to do it right. They researched everything, aligned themselves with the right people, and got the proper infrastructure to make this thing work. A couple of other major people in the industry are major stockholders in the company... Since we've switched over to Jettis.com, our numbers have gone crazy. "The VISA problem was restricted to [third party credit card processor] DMR. It was a special situation. DMR have been doing very shady things for years. Most people who are knowledgeable in this industry saw this coming two years ago. And this is no surprise [DMR recently announced that it would no longer process VISA]. We were with DMR and in 1997, we took our database from them because we knew that we saw the first signs of the snowball rolling downhill and it was only a matter of time..." Luke: "What are you trying to accomplish at this show?" Rich: "These shows become more about putting faces to names and people coming to see who is sending them the big checks every month. It's becoming more Newbie oriented... People new to the business who've heard there's money to be made in the business..." Luke: "What sort of job is AVN doing?" Rich: "I think AVN is doing a terrific job. The one thing that AVN needs to learn and they're starting to... AVN came into this business blind. They knew the video business. This end, at the very beginning, they were giving a lot of attention to the video companies, not realizing the hierarchy of the web. Now that they are learning that, that it is a completely different animal... They are starting to realize that the money is in different areas, not just video. They're starting to realize who they need to give priority to and who they should be putting in the limelight, just like they do with the video show. They are doing a great job and I think it will only get better. This is a really big step up from last year... It's a 100% improvement. I'm expecting that New Orleans in September will be even better." On Saturday night, Mad Jack came across Peter North wandering through a parking lot near Mad Jack's house. Mad Jack: "He'd taken a cab out there to visit some people and he didn't realize it was so hard to find a cab to get back. And I just happened to be going to the bank to get some money. And I spotted him and I talked to him... It was Awards night and we were all in a hurry to get to the awards. So he jumped in the jeep to go back to the pad." Some people complain that AVN won't even comp people nominated for awards, making them shell out $165 a ticket to the show. I caught a limo back to my hotel Monday evening with Don Waite, publisher of Exotic Dancer magazine and John Gray, publisher of Quest magazine. TB writes: In your photos from IA200 you have some shots of a girl named Angel Veil. I've never heard of her before but she looks great. What are some of her videos or credits? Luke: She has not done any hardcore videos but is a Club magazine contract girl. Lynne L-patin writes: "Did I tell you that LFP/Mark Cromer tried to turn me into the LAPD Vice? I told Mark Kulkis today, so I can finally give you the story. I one-upped Cromer when I refused to take his dollars to blow him plus I gave him my "men are dogs so why not enjoy real doggie love" rap and the next thing I know, vice was trying to entrap me with "real" doggie tapes. I don't know what was worse - the attempted entrapment or Cromer's cigarette flavored semen." Goddess writes: I get the feeling MANY people in the industry are FORCED to be discreet and private around you, Luke. You don't seem to be giving them much choice, as evidenced by your attitude about how you've "made peace" with Gene Ross, only to follow that with the statement, ". . . if I get anything good on him, I'm going for it!" Not to be rude, but he's a much more generous person than I would be in that circumstance. A ten minute conversation? Hell, I wouldn't give you the time of day had you said those things about me:) Luke: Many people find Gene intimidating and stand offish, but he's friendly with me. Emmet writes: Dear Mr. Ford, To make this short about Goddess comment on 1.11.00, I believe that she seems to be clueless when it comes to certain issues of men. When a man talks foul to another man especially when they are in competition we usually make up with a fight. Which later turns into a mutual respect and as time progresses, maybe friendship. Women will hold a grudge and spread rumors and malice until the day they die. It seems prejudice but does hold a lot of weight. You guys may argue but your comrades in arms. Goddess writes: COMRADES IN ARMS?! What ARE you smoking, Luke? Do I smell another "Loser Eats Dog Food Match" brewing between you and Gene? Post a picture of the two of you kissing and I'll believe you:) Sindee Plenum writes: Hey Luke, it's me, Cindy Plenum! Reading about that fight between Jenna Jamison and that Mexican girl really got me thinking. I was at that concert Barbara Streisand gave on New Year's Eve in Las Vegas. (Arkedy and Tibor are very generous - whoever said jews are cheap certainly never met those two!) Anyway, as you probably have read, she has a rule against anyone looking at her. It freaks her out. Of course, she is not likely to physically assault anyone who stares at her, since she is too smart (Someone told me once that she is a jew - is that true?) to invite a lawsuit. Just goes to show that all of the great ones are skittish when it comes to direct observation! I mean, it is one thing to take some guy's dick up your behind, but to having a brown skinned mestizo LOOK at you the wrong way is an entirely different matter. Now Luke, STOP HERE. I have a great idea for a movie. A combo horror/suspense/porn flick (soft core) that has never been done before. I do not want you to post this on your web site because I just want to sound you out, and because I do not want anyone stealing this idea before I can get the funding to make this movie. I call it Dart Bitches. Want to hear more? Mila and Herschel Savage won the AVN award for most Outrageous Sex Scene. Pat Riley writes on RAME: If you think that The Exorcist would make a good porn movie, it's a pretty well done shortened-down version. I'm not sure if the scene was intended to be a comedy or serious, though. Makeup was as good as the original and Mila looked really gross. She pees in a cereal bowl and then dunks her head in it and instead of projectile vomiting, she shoots green slime out her asshole. Herschel and Hardman play the older and younger priests who keep chanting "The power of the cock will help you" before they DP her. It ends in the usual facial. There's also a wardrobe that moves but it's pretty hokey. Sexwise, I wouldn't f--- Mila with your dick even when she's not wearing Exorcist makeup, so I guess it's zero on the erotic level. Nancy Vee is Mila's mother in a non-sex role; she overacts. LMXS writes: Luke very little appears on your site about black porn, other than the fact that Jeannie Pepper scares you, and Tony Eveready is perpetually in the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong people. I know the black porn community is small and probably tight knit. But as a Jew and a reporter/writer you should be able to tell us what's going on below the mason/Dixon line. I have noticed an explosion off black themed porn. an increase in interracial porn. I always thought Jews and black were tight. Frankly I'm a little bored with the blonde bimbos boob jobs. I'm tired of the self inflicted wounds and the venom spewing from these Automatons. Luke your site if good, the best of it's kind on the net You need to add a little flava. John Wayne Bobbitt's manager Robert (Bobbitsrep@aol.com) writes: THE MOVIE WILL BE OUT AT THE END OF THIS MONTH. IT TOOK A LITTLE LONGER BECAUSE I DID NOT LIKE THE QUALITY OF THE SOUND. THERE WAS AN AIR CONDITIONER IN THE BACK GROUND THAT BLURRED EVERYTHING. THE MOVIE IS 3 HOURS LONG AND WILL BE ON 2 TAPES. IT IS TITLED, " JOHN WAYNE BOBBITT: THE MOST FAMOUS DICK IN THE WORLD!" DO YOU THINK YOU CAN HOOK ME UP WITH A SOME INTERVIEWS IN SOME ADULT MAGS? I CAN GET f---FACE TO DO A FEW AS WELL. Ryan writes: hey luke.love your site..i need to get something off my chest and what better person to do this with than you.i wanna know what the fascination with some porn chicks is all about?i hear so much about JENNA JAMESON and she's not that great.has anyone ever seen her dance?she has no ass At all!she tries to dance but has no idea how, her tits are stupid looking cause their too big for her body.and her teeth are kinda messed up.i saw her and NIKKI TYLER TOGETHER.it looked like laurel and hardy!nikki just needs to lay off the twinkies.. her ass you coud put a billboard ad on, shes really obese and her tits should be illegal.they point down like punching bags...just terrible...yet everyone thinks their amazing...well i have now seen the most beautiful girl in the history of porn....."DEVON PARADISE".she is the mOst beautiful woman i have ever seen.yet you dont hear that much about her..she could have been a model....she shames those 2 seahags!!i think i fell in love with her.please luke.more on DEVON....howard stern said in a recent interview that of all the girls he's had on his show, DEVON has been the best looking porn girl hes had on the show..thats funny,cause i figured it would be JENNA .im glad even howard has working eyes.......DEVON shouldnt be in porn..ill be her sugardaddy anyday....you rule luke..does DEVON have a site other than vivid? Joe writes: Dear Luke, I heard that Raylene did a scene with Mr. Marcus. Is this true and if so what is the name of the movie? Is it also true that Brittany Andrews did a scene with Sean Michaels. Bianca Trump is a real slut she f---ed my brother and his friend at the same time down in Florida. Bianca replies: Joe, Your brother and his friend huh? My bed can only dream of that much action. LOL ! Arn't you the same Ahole that wrote this same tired story a few months back? We have all heard these stories, "Ya, such and so f---ed this pornstar and..." I don't stay under lock and key in my house. I get around.....BUT with my clothes on. Did your brother and friend pay me for my services?Everyone knows I usually only like to f--- for money. No one cares what you said before and no one cares now! Get a life. Emmet writes: Dear Mr. Ford, [In Response to Ryan's letter 1.11.00] People never cease to amaze me. All they do is criticize on female performers appearances which causes porn stars to feel insecure about their looks and get operations for enhancements which they do not need, but yet a critic like Ryan would jump Jenna Jamesons bones in a microsecond if she offered to have sex with him. And yes! That young woman has a perfect ass!! Something he will never see. That is probably why he made those comments. But he also has a point. I cannot understand why so many porn stars and porn star viewers revere her so high. Their are other hot performers out their who do more stunning and hard work then her and are not afraid to perform with others outside her race. Most notably are AVN award winner Inari Vachs and Phyllisha Anne. I was upset that Phyllisha made that comment on 1.6.00 "...Jenna Jameson knows who 'little me' is." Phyllisha is to hot to make a comment like that. Yes, Jameson is hot but not as hardcore, hard working, and open minded like Phyllisha Anne. Globill writes on YNOTnetwork.com: "...Fraud control solutions for adult websites are different than for mainstream e-commerce. Implementing a fraud detection system that was designed for mainstream would fail if it was applied to adult sites. Amateur hackers and what not who target adult sites have a specific pattern of attack. Our anti-fraud system was designed from the ground up to specifically recognize these patterns. It has been specifically calibrated for online adult transactions and has thus far proven to be extremely effective. Many of our webmasters have ZERO chargebacks after many months of sales! Our average webmaster has less than 0.2% chargeback to sales ratio, well under VISA's 1% CDC spec. "By all means feel free to explore all that's out there and then check us out. At the current time, we do not offer our services to sites with their own merchant account (we are a 3rd party biller). But we may soon offer our anti-fraud service, on a per transaction basis, to those with their own merchant account in the very near future. I will post here at that time. Hopefully, you can bring your chargebacks under control. But in a worst case scenario, if you lose your merchant account, we can seemlessly transfer your members to our 3rd party system, as we have done for countless other webmasters." Gail Harris of Falconfoto.net writes on YNOT: Falcon Foto, a major producer of high quality photographic and video content for over 10 years, filed a federal lawsuit against Jeff White and Ounique, alleging that White and Ounique, offers and has sold licenses for Falcon Foto's images to numerous webmasters, without obtaining the rights from Falcon to do so, and continues as of today. The case is important because use of Falcon's images without the necessary rights, could subject webmasters to liability for contributory copyright infringement and other rights violations. Counter to Ounique's published claims that it sued Falcon Foto, Ounique has, in fact, filed only minor counter-claims against Falcon after Falcon sued Ounique. In fact, Ounique's lawyer requested an extension of time to file Ounique's answer to Falcon's lawsuit with the court. Ounique's counter-claims came later still. Falcon views Ounique's counter-claims as baseless and without merit. In a revealing move, Ounique has requested that Falcon sign a document preventing Falcon from discussing the dispute at the Las Vegas IA 2000 show. Falcon declined, not wanting the truth to be muzzled. Falcon Foto endeavors to protect and enforce their copyrights and the integrity of their library to protect both its interests and the interests of the webmasters who license images from them. Falcon Foto's images are now being tracked using the BAY TSP technologies and tracking system, with image-embedded 2257 age verification documents, available to licensing webmasters. If you have attempted to contact Gail Harris of Falcon Foto through gailharris.com, please be aware that this URL was registered by Jeff White of Ounique without the permission or authorization of Gail Harris. Harris' attorneys have advised her that if the URL registration was made with bad intent, such an action might subject White to liability under the recently passed Federal Anticybersquatting Consumer Protection Act and/or other statutes. Falcon's attorneys are currently evaluating potential legal actions that may be brought against Mr. White to protect the Gail Harris name and trademark. Falcon Foto and Gail Harris are represented by the law offices of Brull, Piccionelli, Sarno, Braun & Vradenburgh and Steiner & Saffer at 1925 Century Park East, Suite 2350, Los Angeles, California 90067. Sykk writes on Netpond: SykkBoy is TOO hardcore for The Player's Ball [Sunday night]...that's right, SykkBoy, VIP Pass in hand was DENIED. Why? Because I wore shorts. What the f---? A private party with VIP Passes and they're still enforcing dress code? They were also denying people for wearing tennis shoes and s--- like that. Well, to the sponsors od The Player's Ball, all I can say is I'll never attend one of those things again. I heard about how you screwed up Miami and last year at Club Utopia there were problems. So, I will never attend one of your functions again. I find it totally f---ed up that it was ok to be dressed up as a Pimp and a Ho, but no shorts... Rame moderator Tim Evanson writes on RAME that Playgirl has come out of the closet as a gay magazine: Okay, so no more fooling around: "Playgirl" magazine for February is just a damn gay porn magazine! Their "Discovery" of the month -- supposedly a "real man" that a reader has found and sent his pictures in, then Playgirl does a photo layout of him -- is KEN RYKER. They even use his GAY PORN NAME!!! The Centerfold is straight porn's Julian, aka gay porn's Jordan Rivers. In a play on words, they call him Julian "Rios." HA HA HA! (Even funnier is that sex ads in the back of the magazine for a year or more have been running pictures of "Julian Rios" -- taken from his All Worlds Video films!) Their "Hot Young Hunk of the Month" is simply gay porn superstar Jeff Palmer! The pictures have to be several years old, as Jeff hadn't muscled up as he has in the last year or two. EVEN BETTER -- The "Real Man of the Month" is gay porn star Bam! And they LIE and call his penis 12" long! BWAH HA HA HA HA! I note that "Playgirl" no longer is giving out photo credits for their layouts. I guess that's because they'd have to credit GAY PORN STUDIOS for these layouts! Incapable of anything but giggles at the moment... Tim #1 PS: Their are a couple of nice shots of closeted gay soap star Ingo Rademacher in the issue, too. If you want to know more about Ingo's hidden gay life, go read the archives at the "Filth" gossip column, http://www.filth2go.com. (No need to pay to see the pics, unless you want to; just hit "cancel" over and over and over until the dialogue box comes up, and then read the column.) Curtthom: My wife and I went to cool parties after the AVN Awards.
Inari Vachs, she is so hot and so cool...tons of totally hot chicks
flashing bush, licking each other, etc..... Scott Kinney of Diversified Video Associates writes on RAME: Exhibiting at CES, I didn't have the opportunity that many had to troll all the aisles and check out the stars at many booths. But, over the last few shows (CES and ECVS), I've come to agree with my partner that the real gems of the show are found among the regular passersby. And occasionally, a miracle occurs that makes you thank God the video camera has a fully charged battery and a blank tape. Nova's booth was next door to that of adultportal.to, a ingenious web-based service headed up by Michael Collins (Pat's brother.) [The geek in me wants to go on in eye-glazing detail about this application, but that's best left to another post.] Michael and his partner decorated their booth with a brass four-poster bed with very nice embroidred spread, pillows, bolster and a mylar mirror across the top. Late Saturday afternoon two young women, completely beat from fighting all the crowds, ask Michael if they can sit for a few minutes on the bed and rest. Michael is a very smart man who knows when to take 'yes' for an answer. They sat for a minute, then stretched out. After two minutes a small but growing knot of cameras showed up. The two girls went with it an played to the crowd. One by one, guys and girls would climb onto the bed with them while their friends took pictures or video. They didn't anything more outrageous than pat a thigh here or stroke an arm there, but sheer personality and good humor carried the day. They never flashed or removed a stitch of clothing, well, their own at least. Twin brothers, wrestlers or gymnasts with fantastic builds climbed onto the bed, and the girls asked them to take their shirts off for the pictures. When they'd had enough, they stopped at our booth for some cookies and dried fruit and we chatted a little. It turns out the two are friends from the Irvine area, whose boyfriends (who must be completely brain dead) left them to their own devices while standing in line for a lap dance at one of the mega-exhibits. One sells cars at an Isuzu/Jeep dealership and the other is an administrator at a small Orange County private college. Whatever.... Jenny and Shawna, you were our CED miracles and we will always be grateful! Andy: so you went to ces and all you got for it was a lawsuit. tsk
tsk. :) David writes: Thanks for the....The gossip according to Luke. That phrase is so obvious, it must have been used before, right? I saw it in a comic strip today-Frank 'N Earnest I think. Dear Mr. Ford, After all this mayhem with porn and the CES, here is a little humor for the imagination! The Relic Hunter = The Pelvic Hunter Stephanie would be the perfect porn star to play as Tia Carrera! She has beauty and brains & both are of Asian descent. Imagine her on the quest to find the hardest pelvis and she happens to find it in an African Cave and it's none other than Rocco Siffedi! Three's Company = Three's Rompany Shay Sweet as Chrissy, Chippy Marlow as Janet, and Dave Hardman as Jack! Shay has that ditzy look. Chippy has the bitchy look, and Dave has that all-I-want-to-do-is-ram-the-s----out-of-them look! Which is not suprising since he always goes for the ass The Pretender = The Pretender Peter North is perfect! After all he did 'pretend' to be "straight" for a while and he does have that devious look like the guy who plays "Jarod". Miss Parker can be played by Bobbi Bliss. She has a sexy cop face that says I can f--- but you don't want to f--- with me. The Facts of Life = The Ass of Life Tootie as Obsession, Jo as Aspen Brock, Blair as Jenna Jameson, Natalie as Cherry Mirage, and Mrs. Garret as Peter North(Mr. Garret). These porn stars our perfect. They all can act and f--- hard, especially in the ASS! After Peter North as a taste of their asses he would be straight for good! I would to love to see Obsesssion toot around in roller bladers while Peter North is chasing after with is fence pole he calls a dick. Sabrina the Teenaged Witch = Sabrina Johnson the Teenaged witch. Her Mother could be T.J. Hart, since she has the mature, sexy, motherly look. The Aunt could be Jenna Jameson since she has a slutty and bitchy personality and that talking cat and easily be the AVN award winning Ron Jeremy. If Jeremy doesn't fit Salem the Cat, I will stop watching all Cherry Mirage films. The Brady Bunch = Brady Munch Cindy to Bunny Luv, Jan to Shay Sweet, and Marsha as Jenna Jameson! Greg to Rocco Siffredi, Peter to Nacho, Bobby to Vince Voyeur. The parents could be T.J. Hart and Mar Davis. The maid can be Nyrobi Nights. Nights took my breath away when she was dressed as a maid in Sodomania 18. This is an awesome family. Imagine Cindy getting over her lissping with a big fat wad of cum from Vince! Shay and Jenna get into an argument about who is the better looking. Then get into a fight, Jenna whips out a strap-on and f--- Shay into y3k! The Golden Girls = The Go-Go Girls Blanch to Aspen Brock, Sopiah
to Melody Love, Dorothy to Anastasia Blue, and Rose as Tiffany Mynx.
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