Super Pitchman Billy Mays DEAD at the age of 50
I can’t believe the person who’s voice I hear every night when going to sleep is gone. It’s annoying that we lose America’s Pitchman Billy Mays and all he gets is a quick 2 minute blurb on the news.
The list of Billy Mays products is amazing….
Oxi Clean, Orange Glo, Kaboom, Engrave It, Handy Switch, Mighty Putty, Mighty Mendit, Hercules Hook, AwesomeAuger, Steam Buddy, Zorbeez, Big City Slider Station, The Ding King, ESPN 360, Energize, Impact Gel Insoles, Omni DualSaw, Jupiter Jack, What Odor?, Tool Bandit, SIMONIZ Instant Shine, SIMONIZ fix it!, Gopher, Samurai Shark, Grater Plater, Ragazzi’s Pizza… The list goes on and on.
I just hope wherever he goes in the afterlife that when he arrives he says…
"HI! Billy Mays here!"
RIP Billy Mays
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Seems there’s a curse on the age 50 lately.
I was talking on the phone with one of my porn whore friends this morning, and she said something that I’d like to quote. She said:
‘Like, all these celebreties and famous people, you know, they like should stop dying. God, why.’
Now if we can just get that guy who sells the “ShamWow” (I mean, how do you sell a product that has the word “sham” in it’s actual name?) to sustain a head wound and keel over- think of how much brighter the world would be?
Of course, given his track record, the odds that an overly irritated prostitute will do it for us are pretty high.
Speaking of ShamWoo, it’s a fucking cultural phenomenon if you ask me. It should be put on display at a museum so the future generations, that is if there would be any future generations, can see that as the embodiment of gluttony, sloth and stupidity that have become the trade marks of the American culture in the 21st century.
I remember there was a time when people used to fantasize and speculate how the 21st century will be a time of great scientific and technological advancements, peace and spirituality. But what did we get instead? A shattered economy, two seemingly endless, meaningless wars, and of course ShamWoo. Eat your heart out, Gene Roddenberry.
BILLY MAYS HERE. I’M FUCKING DEAD. AS A TRIBUTE TO ME AND MY AWESOME SHOUTING POWER, POST IN ALL CAPS WHEN MENTIONING ME. FUCK VINCE THE SHAMWOW GUY….
News reports say he died of an enlarged heart. A normal heart weighs 10 oz, his weighed 17 oz. He was also taking pain killers for his hip, which was going to be replaced on Monday. Chances are he would have died on the table there , if it hadn’t happened on Sunday.
Biatch says:
‘News reports say he died of an enlarged heart.’
I’ll go on a limb and say you’ll die from an enlarged ass.