Article Courtesy of Xcitement.com
by Cindi Loftus
The first part of the interview is posted here http://www.lukeisback.com/?p=6646
Audrey: You are in Florida right?
AF: Yes. Are you coming down?
A: Yes. I will be in St Petersburg, how far is that from you.
AF: Uhmmm. Five hours.
A: So are you coming to see me? Ride your bike!
AF: (Laughing)
A: Let me see how much you really love me! Let me see how much you really care!
AF: (Laughing) My eyes are tearing. Stop making me laugh. Tell me about sleeping with your teacher.
A: Well he wasn’t MY teacher. That’s how persuasive I am. I said to him, I have my eye on you. I don’t even know how it all came to be. I can be quite the flirt, and it just happened. I was a T.A. for the Dean, and that was the teacher’s prep period, so he would always go with me to deliver flyers or do errand for the Dean.
AF: So what would you do, have sex in the car or something?
A: No, in the classroom, but then everybody started to catch on that we were together. One time the janitor who had the key to every classroom, just barged in on us. He didn’t really see anything. But he was sent to catch us. A few years later I found out that the teacher had to resign because he was doing another student.
AF: You probably seduced him so well that he was looking for you in others. You ruined him for life. See what you can do to people?
A: Jeez. You are making me feel bad here. I thought I liked you.
AF: Do you have an unfulfilled fantasy?
A: That would probably be to have an orgasm.
AF: I read that about you, but guess I just didn’t believe it. You have NEVER had an orgasm.
A: It’s true. Howard Stern wanted me on his show because he thinks I am lying about it. I wish I was lying about it. I’m not too kinky or adventurous. You can ask my previous boyfriends. I’m all about the missionary position. You want to turn me over? No way. Guys will say but you did that in a movie, and I’ll say but I don’t see a camera crew here, and I don’t think that you are paying me afterward.
AF: That has to be the most ironic thing, a porn star that doesn’t have orgasms.
A: It’s mind-boggling.
AF: I see a future appearance on Dr Phil.
A: Somebody get me on, I will be there.
AF: Have you tried everything? Doing everything to yourself?
A: Touching yourself? Oh gross. Get away. But I even went so far as getting a thing called the G-shot. I don’t know if you’ve heard about that. They inject collagen into your G-spot and it’s supposed to stimulate pleasure, but it actually had the opposite effect. Three days later I was shooting a scene and I was literally in tears.
AF: Ouch, so they gave you a shot there?
A: Yeah.
AF: There is a porn star guy that says he can make every girl squirt, who is that?
A: Really? Is that Marc?
AF: Yeah, Marc Davis.
A: You know what? He almost got me one time. But I never had that done so I was ahhh what are you doing? Stop. He is good though.
AF: Maybe we ought to get you some loosen up pills, or get you drunk!
A: I’ve been drunk. And my favorite game on earth is scrabble.
AF: No way. My favorite game on earth is scrabble. I play online late at night, any time I can. What are the odds of that?
A: I am like the queen of scrabble.
AF: No you’re not. I am.
A: I have it on my Ipod. I don’t know if you have that. You can play the computer. They come up with words that you’ve never heard of, but I am going to beat it. But the closest I came to having an orgasm would be when I was using the magic wand, sitting playing scrabble with one of my good friends. I was playing my favorite game and I was playing with myself, so that was the peak so far.
AF: Tonight I will play scrabble and pull out a pocket rocket and try it in your honor.
A: You should. My friend said I was creeping them out. I was like, oh well, so sorry.
AF: That is something that I’ve never heard of before. Playing scrabble and jerking off at the same time.
A: I love it! People say I am so strange and they don’t even know the half of if.
AF: Maybe you would have an orgasm if you found your perfect guy.
A: I don’t care if he is married, your brother, your dad, your grandfather, he’s mine! I don’t care.
AF: I was going to ask you what would be the qualities you look for in a guy and I have a feeling the answer would be, he can make me cum.
A: Right.
AF: Describe yourself in ten words.
A: Crazy broad times five.
AF: That’s perfect. You are really funny. It’s been a blast talking to you. Do you have a message for your fans?
A: Thanks for watching my movies. Keep on watching. Drop your pants and jerk off!
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No myspace or facebook or twitter, but lots of fakes.
“AF: Do you have an unfulfilled fantasy?
A: That would probably be to have an orgasm.”
“AF: I read that about you, but guess I just didn’t believe it. You have NEVER had an orgasm.
A: It’s true. Howard Stern wanted me on his show because he thinks I am lying about it. I wish I was lying about it. I’m not too kinky or adventurous. You can ask my previous boyfriends.”
That is sad in so many ways.
At least she is honest, may other PWs fake their orgams and fake the fact they enjoy sex in their interviews. But I can see the ADT fanbois being shocked and asking themselves “why she has to say that”!
The saddest part is that I think she is gorgeous despite her fucked up breast implants.
I don’t see Audrey beating Cindi… Cindi knows all the two letter words that exist. Every time you think she is making one up and you challenge her you end up losing a turn.
Why hasn’t she had an orgasm while jacking off though?
This Girl is definitely gorgeous!!!!
She is absolutely mouthwateringly gorgeous! What is wrong with her boobs?
I KNOW I could beat Audrey, Cindi & Al at scrabble. Come on over Audrey, I’ll be happy to give you your first orgasm…
Anytime you wanna go, let me know… I don’t doubt you could beat me, but Cindi is pretty tough
“She is absolutely mouthwateringly gorgeous! What is wrong with her boobs?”
Maybe:
1. Oversized for her frame.
2. Loopsided and unnatural looking.
3. Ugly scars.
Other that that nothing is wrong with her boobs.