AXEL BRAUN TO HOLD OPEN CASTING CALL FOR ‘STAR WARS XXX: A PORN PARODY’ ON TUESDAY, MARCH 8 & 9 IN LOS ANGELES
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WHO: Award-winning director Axel Braun is holding an open casting call for his next movie from Axel Braun Productions. Braun produced, directed and wrote "Batman XXX: A Porn Parody", the best selling movie of 2010.
WHAT: The film will be "Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody", and Braun says it will be "this year’s biggest movie." The title will be distributed by Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film studio.
WHERE: All talent and agents should contact starwarsxxxcasting@gmail.com for location information.
WHEN: Tuesday, March 8 from 6-10pm and Wednesday, March 9 from 2-8pm.
Who’s gonna supply the John Williams-like orhestral music, which was a big part of the original big Star Wars whammy? I don’t wanna hear any butt-trumpet score. Is there gonna be any “I see your schwartz is as big as mine” comedy or is this all gonna be serious?
I sent them a couple suggestions about music. One is trying to get the rights (I guess that’s affordable) to a certain obscure Star Wars spoof soundtrack done by a guy who uhm did some of the most famous sountracks in movie history. ;)))
Best selling movie of 2010? By what standards? You cant even tell anymore how many movies are sold now. If Axel is so creative how come he’s making parodies? And how come Papa Smurf is letting him waste good money making this shit. And what crossovers will Axel be bringing in as talent. I’m seeing the Trannyfucker as Darth Vader.
Who’s gonna be R2D2?
Outside of Bridget Powers, who I have’nt seen or heard from in quite awhile, I’d say James Deen is the only one that would meet the height requirement.
I met Mark Hamill years ago on a t.v. movie and we’re the same height. I was in a high school dance scene intentionally paired with the tallest girl in the place and Mark shared a laugh with me, telling me he’s had dates just like mine.
It’s experiences like you’ve had that make for interesting times, man. Good for you. My closest brushes with fame were: 1. Meeting “Newman” from Seinfeld in a strip mall parking lot in Studio City; 2. Arresting Jennifer Tilly in the movie FAST SOFA. She played a porn star and was manhandled in a jail cell. Julia Roberts’ brother Eric was on set, too, and it was shot at Mid-Valley Studios. (Thanks to Ron Jeremy for the gig!); and 3. Being in the background having pseudo-sex with Katja Kassin for an episode of Entourage. Not on the level of meeting Luke Skywalker but it’s different than most office jobs!
I’ve lots of celebrity run-in experiences, Brandon, and I don’t even watch much t.v. or too many movies. I was in NYC at the metropolitan museum of art staring at portaits of an emaciated/ crucified Jesus when Calista Flockhart walked in and gave me a sweet smile. I can tell you a lot of strange tales… Did any of those celebs recognize you, Brandon? Did you tell Jennifer Tilly about all the cocksucking championships that were shot at Mid Valley? The day I met Mark I also met this beautiful russian girl and my friend had a dream about it and even knew her name in the dream!
Who was more emaciated, Jesus or Calista? The FAST SOFA gig with Jennifer Tilly was cast for adult actors. There was not much chit-chat to be honest and I did not have a trailer to go to. I just ogled the craft services table with their offerings. I’m sure Jennifer would have been impressed to hear about the AMERICAN COCKSUCKING CHAMPIONSHIPS shot there. Man, I wish David Christopher would have kept those going. Inari Vachs, Amber Lynn, etc. Good times!
I went to the Green Room at The Tonight Show about 2 years ago. Adrian Grenier from Entouage was there. A friend and I ate some sushi and talked with him for a bit. He was really cool despite not having any clue why we were there.
Another time, I was going in to see The Tonight Show and Molly Shannon (from Saturday Night Live) was in the NBC lobby. Our eyes met, I smiled, and she totally lit up and gave a big wave as if we somehow knew each other. Strange but I guess it’s a better reaction than being invisible.
I even caught a brief glimpse of Tom Cruise’s leg from 60 feet away one time but his 6-man bodyguard detail whisked him away in a black SUV with tinted windows. What made it weird was that this was the same SUV that I was behind when I was entering the parking lot an hour or so previously.
Lastly, I was on the lot when Michelle Obama appeared on The Tonight Show in 2008. Looking like the dud I am, a sunglassed and earpiece-sporting Secret Service officer with a gun handle denting his suit jacket told me I had to “beat it.” In my own way, I helped preserve the peace and security of the future First Lady but I’m not one to brag…..much.
Didn’t you also have a photo of you with Jack Black? It looked like Jack knew who you were.
Yes, I met him but he met a ton of people that day. He’s just a cool, funny dude. He joked around and took time with each person. Classy guy who could have been much shorter with everyone.
Anyways, sorry to distract from the thread. Star Wars XXX will be a huge hit!
Will Empire Strikes Back XXX have Yoda explaining why size matters… not (“Look at me. Judge me for my size, do you?”)?
The Great American Cocksucking championship was a great series. A boxing ring, 5 chicks, 10 dudes and nothing but sucking. Its hilarious when they go to a cutaway of fans watching it ringside. It looked like they used the janitor and the cleaning crew as extras.
Inari Vachs was insane sloppy and looked totally into it.
Some male talent I remember were:
Brian Surewood-I think he sprayed Miko Lee and Nauthica Thorn peter north style in one of them.
Guy Disilva, Lex Steele, Brandon, Dave Hardman, and I believe Jeremy Steele was in one…or it could have been Andrew Riveria who looks like him.
Was always impressed how these guys could cum on que with all the people and naked dudes around them. I cant imagine the smells going on. Porn men should be considered athletes
I’ve been in two or three I think, Goatlord.
It’s true, they never paid for extras. I went by the studio (in North Hollywood) one day to say hello to the director, David Christopher, and he asked if I had any friends who’d be willing to sit ringside. I myself ended up sitting in the audience.
I wish Brandon had told Jennifer Tilly about the cocksucking championships shot there. I would’ve paid money to see her reaction.
Michael, those ringside extras looked bored as hell, especially in the later stages of the event.
Do they still shoot movies at this studio?
I believe, due to the Great American Cocksucking Championship…this building should be a historic landmark
Am I alone in thinking that the UFC owes at least part of its popularity to the ACC? The only rule change was that the UFC outlawed shots to the head of an opponent on the mat.
Porn and UFC have both been ever-growing in popularity over the years … and tattoos… to ridiculous levels. Sex, violence and branding, Brandon. That’s what its all about, man!
@Goatlord — That was Mr. B. Gallagher’s place, if I’m not mistaken. I never shot there, and in fact the only time I was ever there was for that Great American Cocksucking Championship shoot, so I really couldn’t tell you if it’s still in use.
My only gripe with the Great American Cocksucking Championship series is that I once had a date with Candy Cotton, and we had to postpone it because she picked up a days work that day for one of the series entries, and there was no way a dinner date was gonna happen when she had to go home and wash all those loads out of her hair. That process must have been an ordeal. She sure was happy to have done the scene, though, I can tell you that.
Michael…I dont blame you for canceling…good call
Is Mr. B. Gallagher’s the place where the Amber Lynn-Jim Enright movie fiasco happened?
Slayer just recorded their new album at a place on Lankershim.
Anybody know if the Lemmy movie is any good?
If you’re referring to the Amber Lynn-Ron Sullivan debacle, no, that was shot at the Goathouse.