VIVID TO OCTOMOM: ‘WE’LL RESCUE YOU FROM FORECLOSURE FOR 1 SCENE, FOR 1 HOUR IN 1 MOVIE FOR $500K’
LOS ANGELES – (September 17, 2010) – Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film company, has renewed its interest in having Nadya "Octomom" Suleman perform in one of its upcoming movies.
With news that Nadya is once again close to foreclosure on her California home and faces an October deadline to come up with a $450,000 balloon payment, the company has made her another substantial offer.
In a letter to Nadya, Vivid founder/co-chairman Steven Hirsch says "We have an easy and ready solution for you to relieve yourself of this financial problem. We are offering you the opportunity to perform in one scene, for one hour in one of our movies and we will pay you up to $500,000.
"We can arrange for this to happen quickly so that you will get paid in advance of your October deadline.
"We urge you to give our offer serious consideration. We will work closely with you in planning your scene to make this an enjoyable experience for you," he added.
Gossip sites have reported that Nadya is close to going on welfare in order to support her 14 children. If she accepts the offer from Vivid, she will be able to avoid both foreclosure and welfare.
"I hope to hear from her very quickly," says Hirsch. "It appears she has no time to waste and I feel confident that she will be pleased with the results of her shoot with us."
Reading about this made me throw up in my mouth.
No Octomom porn will ever be made, because nobody wants to see this gruesome abomination spreading her legs for the camera. It’s more disgusting than a bad torture porn.
Having said that, still I would love to see one day, some of these D grade celebrities, freaks of nature, sleeper cell agents or whoever that Vivid proposes to call the bullshit and say alright, let’s do this. Give me the cash and I’ll do the porn flick. It’ll be interesting to see what excuse Steve Hirsch will come up with to cancel/postponed the project and cover his lame ass. What a fucking, pathetic joke.
Who knows? The economy is sucking the high hard one, Christmas will be coming soon and Octomom might have to become Coctomom just to be able to afford to wipe 8 kids’ asses. When multi-national, free-market Capitalism runs amok, more are willing to fuck to make a buck. The kids will just have to deal with it when they get older and be reminded the reason they got all them toys and gameboys is because momma made her cooch n’ anus famous. God Bless America.
For $500K he should get five movies out of her…anal, creampies, creampie gangbang and bring out the A list “talent” like Johnny Thrust and Dave Hardman, maybe even get Max out on a work-release.
Jeremy Steele says:
‘Octomom might have to become Coctomom just to be able to afford to wipe 8 kids’ asses.’
It’s not about what Octomom is or is not willing to do; it’s just that if anybody pays her $500k for a porn flick, he wouldn’t even get 1/5 of his investment back, let alone making any profits. This broad is interesting to watch only in the same category as the dramatic chipmunk on YouTube. With the exception of a fringe minority who are into weird stuff like midget fucking and donkey punching and Cleveland steamer, nobody else would pay to watch a freak of nature in a porn flick, and Steve Hirsch knows that fact as well as any other adult producer. He’s just bluffing out of his ass to get another round of his 15 nanoseconds of fame on TMZ. Bullshit, utter bullshit.
How about Vivid throws in another 1/2 a mil and Cocktomom fucks 8 midgets dressed up as hungry babies ? How about Cocktomom as a Superhero with a cape, dropping in on couples fucking through their windows who aren’t using protection, as she warns them “Watch out, you may knock her up and have 8 mouths to feed like me!”
How about Steve just offer her industry standard…and have her record a P.S.A about responsible breeding?
Maybe Papa Smurf can get her a reality show on Showtime, 13 weeks and each week its around her doing a scene. That way he can defray some of the costs of paying her.
Coctomom was shot already with Vanna Sterling.
Octomom Should take the offer and run with it before child welfare steps in and takes all the kids.