NL-Thanks to all my friends for hooking me up with pictures from Exxxotica Miami! Especially the beautiful Mercedez & PornStarTweet. PST is broadcasting live webcam from their booth of the show. So if you aren’t there, you can at least see some of the pretty girls. Keep sending the pics guys! http://naughtytweetlive.com/
Jesse Jane & Jenna Haze
Alyss from PornStarTweets & Mercedez
Lexi Belle ? ? ? Audrey Bitoni
Teagan Presley
Gina Lynn & Mercedez
Vicky Vette & Mercedez
Here’s a job I wouldn’t want, lol
Jenna Haze & Mercedez
Joanna Angel & Alyss
Jesse Jane
Teagan Presley
Rubber Doll
For the picture with Lexi Belle and Audry Bitoni on the ends the two blonds with ?’s are Brooke Banner and Breanne Benson. Not sure who the brunette is.
Jesus Christ on a cracker. My dear dudes, here are my Exxxotica observations:
Observation #1. Porn whores are getting uglier every year. The business of making pornographic movies is so down the drain that nowadays only the most desperate, misfit rejects are willing to sign up to fuck on film for the pocket change.
Observation #2. Any producer who invests money in these kinds of conventions is an utter fool with a highly inflated sense of self worth and a desperate need to stroke his pathetic ego.
Observation #3. Fuck the fans and what they want. If they afford it, they can invite their favorite whores over and have private sessions with them, since most of these whores are escorting these days. If they don’t afford it, they better lurk in their parents’ basement and jerk themselves off to sleep. Nobody gives two shits either way.
Observation #4. In U.S porn conventions, whores are not allowed to display full nudity. Can you understand how hypocritical and lame is that? A porn convention without displaying full nudity. The only word to describe such convention is: Bullshit.
Observation #5. I need to fix myself another drink.
Feel free to add your observations, and if you didn’t like mine, then feel free to jump down your window.
The brunette’s Isis Taylor, one of the better porn whores around at the moment.
I think Jesse Jane might be the most photogenic person I’ve ever met. Seriously, has ANYONE ever seen an unflattering photo of her? She’s just gorgeous, regardless of whether she’s your type, it’s hard to deny that she’s a beautiful girl, and always seems to look sexy and seductive no matter if she’s posing or just caught off guard. Sweet girl, too.
Man I wish I was there this year. This is the first time I’ve missed it in four years. I would be except stuff got mixed up with my job and I had to stay in town. I’ll be sure to make up for it next year.
Re: point 4: Not having nudity at a porn convention is like no alcohol allowed at Octoberfest!
I’m sure many civs are curious to see what a porn convention is like, but I doubt too many care too much about making return trips in the future after the “experience”, while probably feeling fucked for forking out money to watch hos standing around selling autographs.
When I was in Praque years back working for Private I attended the porn convention there and there was a live sex show! Obviously nudity wasn’t a problem, either.
Who are the stupid assholes who make these rules?
Also, I guess it’s called Adult CON, for a reason. As far as this convention is concerned, by the first photo it sure looks desolate in the background.
Re: photo 10: I’ve been told that girl’s a cunt.
Jeremy Steele says:
‘As far as this convention is concerned, by the first photo it sure looks desolate in the background.’
Good observation, my friend. In fact the background in the first photo looks more like the crumbling corridor of a cheap brothel rather than a porn convention; and I don’t even need to mention how ugly the whores are in that photo. Come to think of it, it’s more sad than erotic.
Also, you’re right in comparing European porn conventions to those in America. If nothing more, European conventions are at the very least more fun. Anybody who has ever been in a convention in for instance Berlin, Amsterdam or Prague can tell you that. Freedom in America is a big, pathetic, fucking joke. Everytime somebody tells me America is a free country, I say in compare to where; in compare to The Netherlands or in compare to The Islamic Republic of Iran? American people are under the illusion that freedom is eating to death, crushing under debt and voting for the same puppets every 4 years; and the corporate media does its best to indulge them in their illusion. Today, one of the main articles on the front page of msn.com was titled:
‘Is It OK to Pig Out Once a Week?’
Well, what can I say? That speaks in volumes, if you catch my drift.
Well said….
Btw, Cindi I was gonna take pics of Scott David’s birthday in Hollywood tonight, but Lucky is sick so I’m taking care of her. I tried to contact you via yahoo email but for some reason yahoo hasn’t been working for a while, now.
btw, which hos do you think are ugly??
Which hos are ugly? Let’s see which ones are not: Jenna Haze, Jesse Jane, Teagan Presley and Vicky Vette are looking good as usual. The rest look like trailer trash whores who gave up their daily waitress jobs to become *porn stars*.
Would love to see the numbers between the Chicago Exotica show in July and the Glamourcon show there at the end of July. The latter has an almost High School Reunion type feel to it now.
Run for the hills, run for your lives! Those whores are ugly. I add Isis Taylor to the Coronel´s list of Kosher whores.
Colonel you are correct! These conventions are a joke.
The whores look like hell for the most part. Jesse Jane has the commemorative Micheal Jackson nose job. A few, and I mean only a few where decent.
Is it trendy to look like a pig? Weak, weak, weak. I wonder how much business was written by the lame ass exhibitors at this abortion? I know we will hear the come back to this statement. “It’s for the fans”. Fans???
The La. Lakers have fans. Brad Pitt has fans. Musicians and bands have fans. These are people who jack off for 6-12 minutes to watching these bimbos get gaped, ass fucked and eat loads of jizz. That is what they are fans of.
Only a lying, delusional wacko would think different. Trust me I have know problem with that. I just refuse to lie and pretend we here in porn valley are doing anything other than that.
Hey who was the nebish looking idiot with nasty tattoo’s called Alyss? A Joana Angel wanna be but uglier? Another parasite is my guess. Just can’t wait for the next useless trade show for this industry.
Indeed, Harvey, run for your lives:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7ToNJHgp-w&feature=related
Good to hear from you, my friend.
And you’re absolutely right, Joe, what’s exactly a *fan* of pornography? Some punk who surfs the internet and jerks off to 5 minutes long fuck clips because he can’t get laid. That’s right, and I have as much respect for these assholes as I have for the guy who bags my grocery, breaks my $20 at the gas station and delivers my pizza. It’s a free country, at least in compare to The Islamic Republic of Iran, if somebody is so miserable that can’t get laid in this country and needs to satisfy his pathetic carnal urges by jerking off to videos of strangers fucking, that’s his problem, not mine. Fuck him. If he gives me his money and buys my product, I’ll take his money, but that doesn’t make us friends and doesn’t obligate me to care for him and go out of my way and spend thousands of dollars on a phony convention held in the crumbling corridor of a brothel just so Mr. Fan gets the chance to meet the whore he jerked off to in his parents’ basement. To hell with that. I know these words might be hurtful to some, but I don’t care, I’m just being brutally honest. My advice to porn fans everywhere: Quit jerking off and try to get a life. The whore who charged you 5 bucks to sign your t-shirt at the convention will be dead or gone in 6 months or a year; so you better stick your head in the sand and think about your future or whatever is left of it.
Vicki, i know you keep up with LIB, just wanted to say that you always look nice and classy, and beat the hell out of most of the younger girls.