Seems Nadya’s house is in foreclosure and Vivid has been kind enough to offer to bail her out!
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“Vivid Entertainment offers Octomom mortgage swap.”
According to TMZ.com, Suleman faces foreclosure on her La Habra home on Tuesday, because she missed several monthly mortgage payments plus a $450,000 balloon payment.
That’s so nice of Vivid to come to help a woman in need. In reality, nobody wants to see a close-up of a pussy that had pumped out 8 goddamn kids, that’s fucking disgusting. But if Octomom AKA Octo-pussy features in a porn movie, people will pay to watch it out of some morbid curiosity. Fat, lazy, stupid Americans have an unhealthy obsession with all things celebrity.
On a different note, since Vivid is so caring and generous and tries to help women in need, perhaps they should make an offer to Shelly Lubben, too. Some weeks ago, she was complaining she doesn’t even have money to run her office and pay for the printer ink. Though she’s a pathological liar and I find anything coming out of her mouth hard to believe, but still I think Vivid and Shelly Lubben can work out a deal; and then Lubben can spend the money she collects from sucking felon cocks on camera to continue her crusade against the evil that is the adult industry.
Anything for god and the country.
I guess if she goes for it, they can borrow some of 007’s dialogue:
James Bond (Roger Moore) – “Forgive my curiosity, but what is that?”
Magda (Maud Adams) -“That’s my little octopussy.”
I think its worth the money for Vivid to do it, its damn near the ultimate car wreck. I wonder how tight that pussy is anymore, she could do anal, that must still be tight. Creampies would be awesome, it could even be educational, she could say that swallowing sperm is better than having it used in a tube with an egg. She must be lactating too, this could make millions. As for Shelley, well Ed Powers is shooting again, or she could call Rick Lee(?) and John Janiero and shoot one of their West Coast Gangbang/Amateur Creampie movies. John could wear a black t shirt with the Pink Cross logo. Maybe she could do a special Bangbus where she is preaching on the street, gets suckered in and baptized by a nice load on her face and then when they give her the money they leave her ass in some bad Miami neighborhood.
If Shelly Lubben returns to porn, she can pick up where she left off and do Roxy: A Gang Bang Fantasy #2: In the Name of the Father. I bet she’ll get enough money to cover her expenses and the printer ink for one month. Little G. I. Joe can also be hired as PA to patrol the set on the wheelchair and pick up ass wipes and dirty towels from the floor.
Hey!!! I let here suck my cock for a Blowbang shoot for Vivid! I think Vivid sales would go through the roof with that and let all the other male talent jump in on this BabyMaker Mom. LOL
Wow ! Thats a pretty neat offer. I’m recommending Ms Suleman consider it and quickly. I’d like to call the film….” 8 Ball ” ~ Colonel, Shelly just left my place…she’s on her way over. Be sure to compensate her appropriately…you know, for services rendered!!
If Octomom does the porn flick, considering how loose her pussy is after pushing out 8 kicking, screaming shit machines, a dick won’t do it. You gotta stick your head inside her birth canal.
And Lee, I assure you I’ll take care of Shelly appropriately once she comes over. I’ve been saving pocket change and grocery coupons for her since last week. Also, I have an extra printer ink, she can have that, too. After all, I’m a caring, generous man with a heart of gold. I’m a good guy. Oh yeah.
It would be funny if Octomom got knocked up on a Vivid shoot. lol
You’re the Man who can do it Colonel…”8 Ball” hehehe
“8 kicking, screaming shit machines”.
true poetry, Colonel.
Thank you, Jeremy. Certain things in life bring out my poet inside.
Here’s another poem I just wrote for Octomom while I was drinking a beer:
Octomom, Octomom, flowers are red
The sky is blue
I would never, ever want to fuck you (not even with a stolen dick)
(Insert Rammstein music here.)
Of course if Vivid doesnt call, she could make some smaller amounts with titles like: Oh no, there’s a Negro in the Octomom or Wanna Fuck Me got to fuck the Octomom first, Octomilfseeker, My Best Friends Octomom, The Octomom Tossed My Salad, Fuck My Octomom and Me…how many of those kids are girls, I think Hirsch ought to sign an option on the girls for when they turn 18, cause there’s a good chance they would be good candidates for porn just on their own.
Only if we could get Sir Roger Moore to reprise his role as James Bond in Octopussy and fucks Otcomom in the possible upcoming porn flick. That would have been the sequel of the century.
She had a c-section so her pussy’s not too loose – of course her stretch marks must be horrendous!
That said, the best marketing move is to have her do an 8-man Creampie Gangbang
yeah that is sick!!!
“Octomom tossed my salad”, 8 man gangbang (one man for each kid). Not sure if these ideas fall into the “work you can be proud of” that Hirsch’s letter was assuring her of. However a Roger Moore look/act-a-like and Octopussy would be cool. Maybe Doctor Yes kidnaps her 8 kids for “One Million Dollars” randsom.
Blade Stevens says:
‘She (Octomom) had a c-section so her pussy’s not too loose, of course her stretch marks must be horrendous.’
There you go, either a pussy as wide fucking open as Grand Canyon or horrifying scar marks. It’s a catch 22 with this broad, you just can’t win.
Did’nt Vanna Sterling do a scene based on her image already? Not sure how the movie did, but people make money on unbelievable stuff by taking risks. I cant wait to see this one.
Coctomom was the flick, notable cause Vannah was in every scene, of course, but rare in this era. Film was directed by Tom Moore of last summer’s HIV issue…which fell off the radar.