February 27, 2013, 2:41 PM

Monica Foster Tries to BAN Wiz of Oz XXX

82 Responses to “Monica Foster Tries to BAN Wiz of Oz XXX”

pornnewstoday Says:

Thank you for referencing this petition and issue Cindi. I feel this particular trend of “porn parody” is very disturbing and the public needs to be aware of the mindset and agendas behind such productions.
Further info and thoughts on the matter can be found on this link:
http://WizardOfOzXXX.blogspot.com
February 27th, 2013 at 4:44 p
markkernes Says:

So I read Monica’s ill-informed petition. As someone who was present on the set of Not the Wizard of Oz XXX, I can tell you that it’s made very clear that Dorothy is 18 years old, and of course, these days, every adult video comes with a disclaimer at the front that “all actors are 18 years old or older,” no matter how old their character may appear to be.
Beyond that, neither adult parodies nor any other adult movies featuring young-looking performers have anything to do with pedophilia. It’s well established that pedophiles have no use for adults, even young-looking ones; they are only stimulated by *actual* children. Once again, Monica Foster shows she doesn’t know shit about the profession she once practiced.
February 27th, 2013 at 5:46 p
Walter Says:

Seems like she’s anti-anyone who is successful.
Jeff/Will, is there going to be a black and white edition of the movie?
February 27th, 2013 at 8:30 p
Larry Horse Says:

Judy Garland was 17 and probably on speed when she did the movie, so what about that Monica?
February 27th, 2013 at 8:45 p
Karmafan Says:

As I said in the other Oz parody thread…
I hate parodies. Especially ones that are targeted from children’s stories. One of these days a kid or parent is gonna end up watching one of these thinking its a kids/family movie and the shit will hit the fan.
February 27th, 2013 at 9:02 p
Will Ryder Says:

Mark Kernes is correct as our movie Not the Wizard of Oz XXX is targeted at adults just like every single one of the over 210 movies I have directed. Why in the heck would a parent mistake a movie that has XXX in the title for anything but an adult movie? And to Walter: There will not be a black and white edition of the movie apart from the ultra colorful movie however, the opening and closing of our movie will be in a burnt rust (Brown and White) color just like the 1939 original from MGM. It is looking spectacular.
I cannot wait to see what insane rant the lovely and talented Ms. Foster goes on next week when we put up the first trailer for Not South Park XXX. Spoiler Alert- it is filthy beyond words.
February 27th, 2013 at 11:01 p
pornnewstoday Says:

Kernes:
I know far more about this “profession” than you’ll ever care to admit. “Adult entertainment” at this stage should be dubbed “Pedo entertainment”. LA Porn as current has crossed the line into exploiting the images of teen and children as well as targeting teens and children as an audience by utilizing CHILDREN’S THEMES – it’s out of control.
Tell me Kernes, was the character or “Rudy” established as being over 18 in Not The Cosbys XXX 2? Have you WATCHED that scene Kernes? Are you enough of a journalist and a rational, responsible, psychologically healthy man to share your thoughts on that particular scene Kernes? I doubt you are.
Before you publicly state ANYTHING further in regards to me personally Kernes, I suggest you think long and hard – especially due to this posting: http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=56867 and considering that it’s rumored you were listed in the AIM database (I could be wrong, but I don’t think you’ve EVER been a male talent – have you?)
February 27th, 2013 at 11:04 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

@markkernes: By her own admission, Miss Coco was coked out of her mind during much of her porn career, so her not understanding the workings of the business should be expected. Much like she doesn’t understand that a coke addicted guy giving coke to a coke addicted broad and the 2 of them fucking is not rape. But, if that broad had a clue, she would stop posting online petitions and showing all of us how little people pay attention to her. Peaches the Bird is the only supporter of her petition that we have actual confirmation, once existed.
That damn KoKo wouldn’t even pour one out for Peaches. After all the torture Peaches endured listening to her do multiple takes of those insufferable YouTube videos, sandwiched inbetween fake moans while masturbating for pervs, it would have been the least she could do to show her respects. RIP Peaches. You are at peace now, brutha, in a place where the ho’s are quiet and give up the butt.
@KoKo: Don’t go sayin booty luvin is the Devil. My stocky kracka cawk will be a ray of light plunging into the darkness, repeatedly, in effort to SAVE your soul.
@Will: Any chance you got Jeremy, Ryan Knox and Dic Pusini to play flying monkeys?
Also, if you are interested in a parody idea, I am hashing out the details of This Mope’s Life, based on the DiCaprio/DeNiro classic. Jeremy would play the DiCaprio role, and we kind of mash up Jeremy’s life into the movie’s plot. It could be shot simultaneously with This Whore’s Life. That flick would focus on Tobias Wolff’s step sister, Pearl, and what she did to get away from Dwight, after Tobias showed her there was more to life that living with a guy that would trade a Nash for a hunting dog.
Gotta find a mope that does a good DeNiro impression, and the auditions would make for great BTS (I can’t be the only one that watches porn while stoned). I got the “dry gulch” scene already mapped out in my head, and the “NO! Not the face” scene can pretty much be ripped off verbatim.
I’ll let this concept go cheap. I’d like a couple “no’s” on casting (the # can be negotiated prior to casting), a complimentary DVD of each film, and a pair of unwashed panties from the female cast member of my choosing.
After the Ira Isaccs trial, is it safe to say that Mr Hanky is not in the South Park parody? I hope Towelie is in there.
February 28th, 2013 at 12:04 p
AIPChristina Says:

Exactly right Will. No one is going to access this movie thinking it’s kid/family friendly and if they do, they are straight up morons. This isn’t like when DP re-cut Pirates to release it with an R rating, as you said, this has XXX right in the title and will only be available to buy online at adult movies websites or in a porn shop.
I would also like to point out that the 1939 version of The Wizard of OZ is not very clear on how old Dorothy is. She is supposed to be like 12 or 13 but they never say how old she is and unless you read the books, you wouldn’t know.
February 28th, 2013 at 4:59 p
origen Says:

Actually, M.F. has a point…
In many countries it has to be made explicitly clear that Dorothy is portrayed as an adult…
February 28th, 2013 at 8:01 p
rsx Says:

The porn industry ran out of ideas so long ago, Hustler magazine did this parody back in the 80′s..I believe Larry’s wife Althea came up with the concept. It might have been the 70′s, now that I think about it.
Monica, putting aside my cynicism about you for a second: The best way to protest something (especially porn related) is to not draw attention to it. We would have never heard about this if you hadn’t raised a fuss. There’s just so much porn made these days that it would have buried under the rest of it. The industry is killing itself with too much product on the market, only thing this will do is generate a few extra sales. The Streisand effect is a very powerful form of free advertising – Keep that in mind next time.
February 28th, 2013 at 10:13 p
jeremysteele11 Says:

Why weren’t black people hired for this movie? Racists! Did Toto run up and sniff anyone’s ass while getting banged? Change dot org? Sounds like an Obamanation! Trying to raise the minimum wage a whole fucking dollar. I guess that’s what he meant by “Change”. He can keep the change. This nation is so satanic that if you double the minimum wage a poor fucker working 40 hours a week is still in poverty status. This nation should be ashamed of itself.
February 28th, 2013 at 2:45 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

I’ll translate Da KoKoLoKo for y’all. When she talks about porn going pedo, that is loopy passive aggressive cunt speak for “I’m past my prime, swirling the bowl and have an unhealthy jealousy toward younger whores and the industry that employs them.”
KoKoLoKo, baby, I need a fix of chocolate booty. Whats yer cam schedule for the weekend? Tomorrow is a double whammy, Friday and the first of the month. I know you gonna be all crunked up and freaky on cam. Help me cure my ill, Sweetnins. My loins are achin something fierce.
February 28th, 2013 at 5:30 p
markkernes Says:

Okay, let’s try this again:
Monica Foster writes:
I know far more about this “profession” than you’ll ever care to admit. “Adult entertainment” at this stage should be dubbed “Pedo entertainment”. LA Porn as current has crossed the line into exploiting the images of teen and children as well as targeting teens and children as an audience by utilizing CHILDREN’S THEMES – it’s out of control.
Y’know, it’s called “parody” for a reason. It means that what was portrayed in a mainstream medium is having sex (and occasionally some truly funny adult writing) added to it, usually for humorous value, and the reason it’s labeled “XXX” is because it’s FOR ADULTS. EVERYONE with a brain and without an anti-porn agenda knows that, and as I noted, the reason the disclaimer appears at the beginning of the movie is so that dumb-asses *like yourself* understand that no matter what makeup may be used, or what clothing worn, the actor is an ADULT — and as anyone who knows anything about sexual psychology knows, pedophiles aren’t turned on by ADULTS, not even if the adults look younger than 18. And as for who knows more about porn, I’ve been covering this business for AVN for 30 years; how about you?
Tell me Kernes, was the character or “Rudy” established as being over 18 in Not The Cosbys XXX 2?
Yes. You want to know how? Because the “XXX” of the title signifies that this is an ADULT MOVIE, which means it doesn’t have kids in it! It’s stated so at the very beginning of the movie.
Have you WATCHED that scene Kernes?
Probably, when it was nominated for awards, but I don’t remember it now.
Are you enough of a journalist and a rational, responsible, psychologically healthy man to share your thoughts on that particular scene Kernes? I doubt you are.
What do my thoughts on the scene matter? The question is whether, as you claim, Wizard of Oz XXX — or Cosbys, or any of Ryder’s parodies — appeal to pedophiles? They don’t, for the reason stated above.
Before you publicly state ANYTHING further in regards to me personally Kernes, I suggest you think long and hard – especially due to this posting: http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=56867
Really, I’ve given up trying to get Ross to correct the various lies he’s told about me, and the article you cite is a good example. I was Managing Editor of AVN for well over a year, and at the time, I had untreated sleep apnea, a MEDICAL CONDITION of which Ross is well aware, and which was treated in 1995 and has created no problems since. And as for that “racially insensitive remark,” what I wrote was that Luke Ford, the original owner of this site, looked upon adult performers as “n*ggers,” in that he had no respect for them despite the fact that they were, essentially, his bread and butter, and that he had told various lies about them, many of which were listed in the article I wrote. I used the word to make a point, and because it perfectly fit his attitude.
and considering that it’s rumored you were listed in the AIM database (I could be wrong, but I don’t think you’ve EVER been a male talent – have you?)
I’ve had sex roles in two adult features back in 1996, but was, to my knowledge, never in the AIM database since AIM wasn’t formed until more than two years after my on-screen roles. You’re probably thinking of Porn WikiLeaks, which posted IDs and test results on anyone in the adult industry whose ID/results they could get their hands on. I believe the FBI may still be looking into those HIPAA violations.
Really, Monica, you should try to find some legitimate way to make your living like most of the rest of us have.
February 28th, 2013 at 5:46 p
pornnewstoday Says:

Kernes says:
“Really, Monica, you should try to find some legitimate way to make your living like most of the rest of us have.”
Interesting statement considering that Kernes and I are many ways very much alike…
We both write/blog about the adult entertainment industry…
We both have been in adult movies…
However a MAJOR difference is that I am still an adult entertainment industry PROFESSIONAL ENTERTAINER being that I’m a webcam model on a variety of webcam networks…
Kerne’s last statement indicates that he for whatever reason feels that being a professional webcam model on networks that have been covered by AVN (and who appear to pay AVN advertising dollars) are not “legitimate”. Since when does a company that is NOT legitimate issue a 1099 Kernes? I pay my taxes (unlike Kernes did for a while which is why he had some issues with the law/govt – check out his BIO on AVN to see what I mean).
Thank you Kernes for going on record stating that my running SELF FUNDED adult industry news/editorial blogs such as PornNewsToday AND being a professional webcam model (which is the future of pornography as stated by CNBC) is not LEGITIMATE in your view.
No wonder Gene Ross thinks so little of you Kernes…you don’t THINK before you ACT.
Now go back to doing as your told by the FSC and your PIMP Ryder who provides you with your ass of choice in exchange for positive press.
February 28th, 2013 at 7:11 p
Karmafan Says:

Mark you waste your time trying to make sense of the ramblings of Coco Loco. Its like trying to make sense of 1+2=9.
Best to avoid talking to her and sooner or later she will go find somewhere else to haunt with her useless chatter.
February 28th, 2013 at 7:47 p
Mariah Milano Says:

the Wizard of Oz was NOT a kids movie when it was released. The opium induced nap from the poppy fields, the witch, the tin man being torn apart,,,,all things that were NOT G or even PG rated back in the 1930s. That was an adults-only film in it’s original intent.
Saying it is a kids movie is factually flat out incorrect.
March 1st, 2013 at 6:55 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

Karmafan: I always use the line, “Crazy bitches add 1+1 and get 11.”
March 1st, 2013 at 9:07 p
markkernes Says:

Hi, Monica!
So good to learn that the only response you could come up with to my well-reasoned reply to your screed (besides a few odd-looking tweets) is to infer that I don’t think web cam models are legitimately in business. Fact is, I haven’t been to your blog in quite a while, so I wasn’t even aware that you web-cam — and incidentally, there’s somewhat of a difference between being employed by a magazine, which also has a website, to write articles about the adult industry, and blogging while being self-employed as you are — so as usual, you’ve taken my lack of knowledge of your work status and “paranoided” it up to assume that I have something against cam models. Of course I don’t — but that’s okay; I understand that reality has little to do with your mental state.
Oh; and BTW, much as I might like Will Ryder, and he’s kind enough to invite me to his sets for AVN “on the set” articles, I don’t get any kind of “ass” from him or anyone connected with him. That’s just another one of your lies/delusions.
March 1st, 2013 at 10:45 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

I don’t know this Kernes guy from Adam, but if Alkie Gene don’t like him, then he prolly aint bad.
March 1st, 2013 at 3:49 p
Karmafan Says:

Mariah might wanna do some low calorie vegetable dishes on her “Dinner with Mariah” site.
March 1st, 2013 at 3:53 p
Fartz Says:

Fuck a bunch of that, I want more deep-fried chocolate covered bacon drizzled cream cheese french toast cinnamin roll chili dishes.
Lol at Kernes getting into Mofo’s head and just festering. Excellent work, Mark. She gonna be tweeting about you for quite some months to come.
March 2nd, 2013 at 10:11 p
ceth86 Says:

What a sad, demented, lonely, pathetic and malicious little sociopath you are, MF. A festering, cancerous polyp on the oozing sphincter of humanity. It’s occurred to me that you don’t possess any redeeming features; literally, not even a single one. You are abhorrent.
Anyway, long story short: You have a long-standing grudge against Will Ryder (most likely because he rejected your drunken advances), and the fact that he’s successful and respected (while you quite clearly are not) sends your bitterness into overdrive. So, in your latest futile attempt to attack him, you try to petition the WHITE HOUSE to intervene and ruin his career by spreading vicious and blatant lies basically calling him a pedophile and a child pornographer.
How very Donny Long of you.
March 2nd, 2013 at 8:13 p
Fartz Says:

Her and Donny are best buds!!! I absolutely love seeing Monica post about her christianity and her virtues than go and just give it absolutely ZERO credibility by agreeing with Donny and his “faghole, gay pimp, child rapist, tranny fucker” rants in their twitter conversations. It truly goes to show how full of shit she is. All of the talk about God and Jesus, etc takes a major back seat to her hatred of TRPWL, Whitacre, and just porn in general. Before the Donny alliance, she was just crazy. Now she’s transcended that entire ideal and is a shadow of a shadow of the world’s greatest unintentional comedy act. I cannot wait until this shaky alliance blows up in her drunk eye.
March 3rd, 2013 at 8:59 p
Michael Whiteacre Says:

The best part is watching D.L. bite his tongue and struggle to play nice / sound deferential so he can manipulate her toward keeping her hatred focused at others. The lonely, wonky-eyed dimwit takes whatever pathetic crumbs he tosses her way every time. She coaxed D.L. out of retirement, but he’s been manipulating her ever since. Think about it: he got a black female ex-performer with a gay dad to champion him! He wins, she loses — but her hatred blinds her to this reality.
“Only the unloved hate; the unloved and the unnatural.” – Charlie Chaplin in The Great Dictator (1940)
March 3rd, 2013 at 12:37 p
ceth86 Says:

You know the world’s gone upside down when Donkey is the smarter one in a situation.
I just had a look at Donkey’s Twitter and yesterday he called a black man a “stupid monkey faggot.” Then his very next tweet (not counting RT’s) was to M.F. herself!
Words fail me.
March 3rd, 2013 at 2:01 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

Ooow, good call Fartz. It is all coming together now:
If MissCoco is cast as Drunkeye, Donkey as Failure Oil, get Ron Jeremy’s staples out and cast him as Pimpy, maybe a Riley Reid as SweetPiece, and guest starring me, as Drunkeye’s PoopdeckPappy This is a layup. Is there a juiced up mope around to throw a beard on and play Blutus? Or a big ho we can get to stop shavin her mug for 2 weeks? This Aint Max Fleischer Porn XXX Parody coming to theaters near you for summer block buster season. I can’t wait to see Drunkeye squeeze a box of wine, have it burst, all the hooch go up in the air and come down in her gullet.
Monica, do you see anything wrong with this pitch, aside from me being the only one willing to work with you and no one willing to work with Donkey? I mean, it is based on cartoon characters, so If PoopDeck Pappy does his business in Drunkeye’s Poopedeck, and maybe has a go round w/ SweetPiece, there isn’t anything wrong with that is there?
I’m looking up and down the cast, and really, Riley is the only one that will cost real money. KoKo, Donkie and I will work for ham sammichiz. Ron will some how figure that a ham sammich is worth 2 turkey sammichiz so he can wring 2 meals out of the deal.
March 3rd, 2013 at 3:41 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

RE: Donkey Tweets
He will blast someone as a cross over fag child rapist, talkin bout makin a wiki fer da guy, next ting ya know, he’s tweetin a fruit to put a profile at da fruitjobs site he got ova dere.
March 3rd, 2013 at 4:19 p
jeremysteele11 Says:

I guess ignorant, racist, retarded, evil, hating outcasts gotta stick together, even ignorant, racist, evil, hating, retarded outcasts of different colors, since they share in common the fact that everyone else hates them.
I haven’t looked at their turd smears, but curious, does The Donkey tone down his use of the “n” word around Moronica, or is there no need, as she’s racist against blacks, as well?
March 3rd, 2013 at 9:26 p
Karmafan Says:

Coco Loco is racist against anyone that is not HER. It changes from week to week and personality to personality. Too bad because she is a nice looking girl.
March 4th, 2013 at 6:08 p
Fartz Says:

Steele-
Yes, he does and it is funny as fuck. He keeps up the anti-semitism and homophobia, and Hannakuh Saucester just kind of does a “Ohhhh you!!” in return. They need to take this act on the road. I want to see them sing that shitty song about tomatoes and tomahtoes together.
March 4th, 2013 at 2:09 p
Will Ryder Says:

It seems that most of the so called ‘fucked up’ porn people really aren’t actually in the porn business anymore. I actually don’t feel sorry for Monica Foster as she has showed time and again on these sites and in her writings to be a racist, a liar, a fake person of religious integrity and a sad excuse for a human being. She has more hate and anger in her pinky then I have had in my entire life but you have to admit she is entertaining as hell. The craziest part is when she writes that she is constantly being pulled back into the porn business and then names a list of people which I always seem to appear, as the horrible evil people pulling her back or the ones who will most likely kill her when the truth is nobody gives a rat’s ass about her and would prefer if she enjoys her wonderful life outside of LA. I have to admit when she attacks she always brings a bit of publicity to the cause so I thank her for helping to get the word out about Not the Wizard of Oz XXX. I hope she recovers from her downward mental spiral and I wish her the best. I really do.
PS. If anybody has her address I would be happy to send her a copy of Not South Park XXX when it comes out in a month so she can talk about Stan, Cartman, Kyle & Kenny having sex with a bunch of horny babes. We welcome some publicity on that one soon. Oh yeah its a musical so there is no way that Jesus-loving people could hate that.
March 4th, 2013 at 10:31 p
jeremysteele11 Says:

I still don’t know what’s crazier/dumber… Moronica Fosturd being buddies with that scumbag, her once former enemy, the convicted felon and woman beater, who so satanically and relentlessly attacked her and her family, who can’t wipe his ass… or MoFo appraising Nick East’s Orion Compass “screenplay” as a masterpiece.
March 9th, 2013 at 3:07 p
Karmafan Says:

Man I hope the porn Cartman isn’t in the same shape as the cartoon one. Not too many folks wanna see beastiality porn (whale on human).
March 10th, 2013 at 5:20 p
jeremysteele11 Says:

Why hasn’t MoFo gone off on the fact that these South Park cartoon kids are children!!! The Minion could play Cartman, but it still wouldn’t be right. There’s something very obscene and unappealing about Southpark kids having sex. First of all, there’s no way to represent them as they look in animation unless perhaps it’s a Nutty Professor level of human special effects… it’s gotta be, “Hey I’m Cartman… trust me, God Dammit!!!”.
March 10th, 2013 at 2:37 p
jeremysteele11 Says:

I don’t like Hollywood doing humans as cartoons, either. My gf had The Flintstones movie on with John Goodman, Rick Moronis and Rosie O’Donnell. I told her if I had to sit and watch that I’d want to kill myself.
March 11th, 2013 at 11:35 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

Dear Ms. Chocolate Mental Whore,
Please regale us with your knowledge of how Catholics are the Devil because they didn’t put an Black African in the Pope-Mobile. I’m on the edge of my seat waiting for the correlation between pointy Pope hats and Klan hoods. Maybe you and yer Donkey buddy could wiki the fella that stole a job from a black man.
Get yer self a box of Christ blood, if you need to get in the mood for a rant.
March 13th, 2013 at 12:48 p
MonicasPristineRectum Says:

You’re just jealous because I’m saving myself for an “out of this world” gentleman who’ll receive both me and a certain list as a “Welcome Back to Earth” present,
March 13th, 2013 at 1:01 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

Why, hello, my Sooty Starfish. I never thought I’d get to speak to you directly. Let me introduce myself. My name is Jerkuliscous, and I have been a fan of yours for sometime now. Well, I’ll put is all on the table and admit I am a fan of the entire Dark Derriere that you belong to, but (heh) you are my favorite part.
I have seen you in pictures and video, and I am convinced that you are the Ebony Exit of my dreams. Your pucker is so tight, and striations so defined, that I can only imagine the strength of your muscles and the pleasure they could provide me.
Unlike your current, and unfortunate situation, I am not a one way street. What ever pleasure you give to me, I promise to return in spades. Alas, I can no longer describe my methods here, although I ASSure you that I have the knowledge and skills to accomplish the task.
It makes me sad to see and hear that you have never been an active participant in KoKo’s sex life. I’m sure you resent her for never allowing you to experience the feelings of bliss that the proper attention can, and will, elicit. I’m sure her drinking and eating habits have caused you much grief over the years. And heaven forbid the bitch springs for Charmin, right? It makes me sick that, after all the work you have done for that woman, she continues to withhold from you an evening of gratification.
Now that we have an open line of communication, I hope we can work out the details, sans interference from those useless bits of anatomy north of her collar bone. Just give me a chance, my Charcoal Chittlins. Don’t let the cycle of neglect keep rolling on. Don’t be a slave to a woman that doesn’t care for you, break those chains and Blossom into the Black Balloon Knot that can give pleasure to me and so many others. Inject that damaged brain with thoughts of higher rates and the bottled wine they will lead to.
Fret not my Dusky Dumper, you will remain pristine when I am finished, for I do not wish to hurt you. My desires are to feel pleasure, to give pleasure and to pass on my knowledge of how to attain these heights of delight.
It could work out for the best. During our time together, some light maybe shined on the dark soul in there, and could cause a change for the better. You never know.
Please get in touch, before it is too late.
March 13th, 2013 at 8:46 p
MonicasPristineRectum Says:

Dayum, Jerk. I’ll see what I can do.
At this point I hate sushi as much as Alexandra hates jews. And I haven’t had a double ply wipe since her last outcall gig. Aloe and vitamin E? In your dreams, my man.
We’ll talk again, Jerk. She told me to write that alien stuff. Pressured me into it. Squeezed real hard. She talks about the aliens a lot. She talks all the time. The only time she shuts up is when she’s guzzling that wine. Wish me luck!!!
Pristine Nubian Rectum
In a world of shit
March 13th, 2013 at 9:34 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

Well, let me tell ya, my Beautiful Brown Butthole, you make this happen, I’ll bring some flushable wipes for ya. Unscented, cause I don’t wanna disrupt your scent and flavor. And if you want, I’ll bring pick up an enema and a stainless steel butt plug for the fore play.
Once we get you all cleaned out and and the plug in, I’ll work her mouth over with my lil friend for making you listen to all that yappin. Once you think she’s had enough, just spit that plug out. When I hear it hit the floor, I’ll flip her over and get down to biddness.
March 14th, 2013 at 7:16 p
jeremysteele11 Says:

I forgot who said The Donkey was a God, was it Akinloser or Coca Loca (both black women and very stupid).
March 17th, 2013 at 9:29 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

MissCoco, if you are listening, I saw you are putting your Hooker Alert site up for sale again. My $100 offer still stands.
Have a good weekend, Sweetnins. Find yerself some real dick (non paying) and enjoy yourself.
March 22nd, 2013 at 8:11 p
MonicasPristineRectum Says:

I tol’ her, “Alexandra girl, that Hooker Alert website, ain’t nobody got time for that!”
I’m still pulling for ya, Jerky Boy.
March 22nd, 2013 at 10:12 p
ceth86 Says:

Hasn’t that site been up for sale, then not, then up again, then not about half a dozen times now?
Though I wouldn’t DREAM of making a diagnosis concerning Miss F*ster, such a chronic changeable nature is often considered indicative of mental instability.
Just sayin.
March 22nd, 2013 at 10:36 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

I have been informed by the research staff that her asking price is $3000 or she is willing to swap it for the right TRADE. I think I know what I need to offer.
MissCoco, I will offer you 2 Anal Sex Lessons for the site. If I must sweeten the pot, then I’ll throw in 2 Boxes of Wine (your choice on flavors), a bottle of booze valued at less than $45, a carton of Marlboro Lights, and 1gm of Coke or Meth. Oh, I’ll throw in 2 links for a year to sites of yours that are not hate based, too.
I would expect you to also do some sweetening by throwing in a pair of soiled cotton panties, and signing a non compete contract, keeping you from creating another hooker site and destroying the value of the one I’m purchasing. A site to self promote your own hooking will be fine. This trade offer will only be on the table until some other black whore gives me some starfish, so act fast.
March 23rd, 2013 at 5:35 p
Karmafan Says:

The sad part in all this is she is a beautiful intelligent woman. How the fuck did she fall so far off the rails?
March 25th, 2013 at 5:04 p
Paperchase Says:

Jerky, on one episode of Robot Chicken, they had Shatner’s toupe travel off to Paris while he was sleeping to engage in some James Bond type activities. Do you think that Monica’s ass could be similarly induced to travel while she was passed out from drinking three boxes of wine?
March 25th, 2013 at 7:26 p
blkman30 Says:

The comments are crazy by her, but so are some of the comments in reaction to Monica! I don’t think she is the only one fuck up in the head, after she left the porn industry.
March 26th, 2013 at 3:47 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

@Paperchase: If there is a god in heaven, he will make it happen for me. If her Fine Fartbox made a trip to the East Coast and allowed me to work my magic on it, I just may start believing in that god & jeebus bull shit. The good lord can’t send Balloon Knot alone though, I need them Lovely Chocolate Buttcheeks too.
Is there a Patron Saint of Hindquarters for me to pray to? I think I still remember the Hail Mary and Our Father. I may have to request an audience w/ the new Pope to discuss naming one. I hope the hindquarters being female and over the age of 13 won’t be a deal breaker in my coming negotiations.
@blkman30: Mr. Steel aside, who crazy? Also, you think the whores are only fucked in the head AFTER porn? That is a new theory to me.
March 27th, 2013 at 10:19 p
jeremysteele11 Says:

Aww, thats so cute, Jerkaholic, u calling the coco loco mofo’s asshole a fine fart locker.
March 28th, 2013 at 6:37 p
Sean Tompkins AKA TRPWL Says:

i think trees are cool
March 29th, 2013 at 12:56 p
jeremysteele11 Says:

I think Sean is lame.
March 29th, 2013 at 3:53 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

Fart Box, not Fart Locker. I always link “Locker” w/ “Shit Locker” and when trying to talk your way into a woman’s ass, it is best not to remind them about the dookie.
March 29th, 2013 at 7:48 p
jeremysteele11 Says:

I prefer Fart Locker because it sounds like foot locker.
March 29th, 2013 at 8:46 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

I’m not into feet.
March 30th, 2013 at 4:45 p
jeremysteele11 Says:

I’m not into farts.
March 30th, 2013 at 7:01 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

Hot chicks farting: Cool on video, can be funny or cool sometimes in real life, if it aint too rough. Cake Farts was a hot video.
March 30th, 2013 at 9:41 p
jeremysteele11 Says:

Fart videos… fun, until they invent smellevision.
March 30th, 2013 at 11:10 p
blkman30 Says:

Jerkuliscious??? I love how people keep talking shit about Monica and everybody on this site would still fuck her, if nobody knew about it!
April 1st, 2013 at 9:42 p
jeremysteele11 Says:

Why in the hell would you support M o r o n i c a F o s t u r d, blackman? R U the new fool on the block or another MoFo alt alias?
April 1st, 2013 at 8:15 p
Bla de Bla Says:

@post #60
How is that a justification or a qualification ?
It would be an awful insult to any reasonably presentably womin not to fuck her if the time & place was right & I for one am not that bad mannered .
However ,
If she is presentable but turns me off with her snide attitude like Aurora Snow & this Foster doll does It wouldnt cost me a thought to insult em plenty until such time they come to their senses & get back in touch with the beauty of their femininity .
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April 2nd, 2013 at 1:31 p
blkman30 Says:

I do not support anyone who acts like a fool. So let’s get that out of the way first, but some of the comments on here about her are crazy too! She is crazy, but you don’t have to follow her down that road!
April 2nd, 2013 at 4:42 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

Mistah Blkman30:
To start, I’d fuck her, and wouldn’t care who knows. I would only broadcast it around the net if she asked me to do so for the free advertising. Only the butt though, baby hole aint safe, unless I get a vasectomy first.
What are some of these crazy comments you speak of? I see nothing outlandish here.
April 2nd, 2013 at 5:34 p
ceth86 Says:

@blkman30
I can honestly say, hand on heart, that I would NEVER fuck M*nica F*ster in a million years. I wouldn’t even touch her with yours.
Even if I found her physically appealing to begin with – which I don’t (she’s starting to look a bit old and even at her best was no Misty Stone) – her utterly odious personality completely nullifies any attractiveness she may have had.
April 2nd, 2013 at 7:12 p
pornnewstoday Says:

I am not crazy, and not one person posting here would ever have the opportunity to fuck me (and that’s what makes most of you more angry than anything else).
April 2nd, 2013 at 6:50 p
blkman30 Says:

You never fuck a crazy woman! I don’t care how good she is in bed or looks.
April 3rd, 2013 at 5:33 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

First you say everyone would fuck her, if no one found out. Then you say to never fuck a crazy woman. Come on bro, put some consistency in the trolling.
Crazy women are great to fuck, just don’t have a relationship with one. And if you can, keep it to just mouth and but, cause condoms break and lotsa crazy is in the DNA.
April 3rd, 2013 at 7:39 p
blkman30 Says:

When you find out more about a person, from there own mouth. Then it changes how you view them, whether good or bad. So what the problem Jerkuliscious, you never did that yourself?
April 3rd, 2013 at 11:04 p
ceth86 Says:

It’s not really her craziness that’s the problem. Like Jerky I can tell you from personal experience that crazy gals can occasionally be a lot of fun (in moderation).
It’s the fact that she’s a fundamentally bad person that’s the stumbling block here.
April 3rd, 2013 at 5:08 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

I got no problem with ya blkman30, I’m just tryin to help. Yer new around here, I don’t know what yer trollin and arguin skillz are.
@MissCoco: Then it is a good thing I don’t want to fuck you, I wanna make luv to yer Chocolate Buttcheeks.
April 3rd, 2013 at 11:09 p
blkman30 Says:

Jerkuliscious moving on, but I would not assume anything and parts of your comments are fuck up. I am not angry at you and that’s your choice. So at the same time, I will defend myself if needed.
April 4th, 2013 at 5:26 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

What part of my comment is fucked up?
April 4th, 2013 at 6:37 p
jeremysteele11 Says:

Ceth is correct, mofo is a bad person, i was nothing but nice to her after she initially sought me out, b4 she suddenly viciously attacked me about a stupid issue with someone from years back, long before she was in porn, which she knew nothing about… in spite of our friendly history with each other, she chose to suddenly become my enemy… it takes a special type of nuttiness n an extreme level of stupidity to be as evil as she is.
April 4th, 2013 at 1:02 p
blkman30 Says:

Jerkuliscious it’s time to move on, no problem here man.
April 4th, 2013 at 1:14 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

Yep.
April 4th, 2013 at 1:57 p
dicpusini Says:

I thought the issue was that some dimwit made angry threatening voicemails to her after she rejected the dimwit’s advances, and she posted them for everyone to hear. The dimwit’s then girlfriend heard the messages and saw the videos and publicly dumped him.
April 4th, 2013 at 3:26 p
jeremysteele11 Says:

C h e l s e a R o m e r o… youre not fooling any1. All yor aliases call my comments n opeds “millions” of words/paragraphs. How many
billions does a book have? Youre too stupid n low for words… i could use “millions” to describe u
April 4th, 2013 at 4:38 p
jeremysteele11 Says:

The issue as if u didnt know was retardica suddenly attacked me, i answred back, she rspondd by rewrting title of her interview calling me names, when i demand she take it down she called me a stalker… she also viciously attacked my ex b4 attacking me… both u n mofo need to go to hell… youre both evil n stupid
April 4th, 2013 at 4:45 p
blkman30 Says:

ceth86 I hear what you are saying about Misty Stone.
My take is Dee Baker, Kitten and Jada Fire back in the day, were way better than Misty Stone. It’s no disrespect to Misty, they were just better performers etc!
April 4th, 2013 at 10:02 p
Jerkuliscious Says:

Jada Fire > Misty Stone. Jada’s turd cutter should be bronzed and put in a museum after she passes.
April 7th, 2013 at 10:34 p
jeremysteele11 Says:

The real reason The Mofo is angry about OzXXX is the lack of poetic justice. She should have been cast as “The Scare-Ho” who sings “If I only had a brain”…. sane brain or properly working brain, at least. Think about it: The MoFo IS The ScareHo!
April 8th, 2013 at 3:08 p

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