Vote Santorum!

PORN STARS RALLY AGAINST SANTORUM IN COLLEGEHUMOR.COM/JEST.COM VIRAL VIDEO THAT CALLS FOR "WORLD’S LARGEST WANKOUT"
LOS ANGELES – (April 5, 2012) –

A jocular video made by CollegeHumor.com and Jest.com and featuring a bevy of gorgeous adult actresses calls for a national "Wankout" on May 1st to protest Rick Santorum’s anti-pornography stand. The "Porn Stars Against Santorum" video, shot on a Vivid Entertainment movie set, has gone viral and now appears on many other sites.
Vivid Girl Allie Haze, currently starring in "Star Wars XXX: A Porn Parody", leads off the lighthearted video, noting that "if elected, Rick Santorum has vowed to prosecute our industry on infrequently enforced obscenity laws." She and adult actresses Chastity Lynn and Chanel Preston plus actor Jerry note: "Picture a world without pornography. As porn stars and Americans, we can’t let that happen. Pizza delivery boys with nothing to dream about. People masturbating to Facebook photos. Or, worst of all, people using just their imaginations."

The video goes on to say, "Santorum says watching porn causes profound brain changes, resulting in negative consequences. Besides not being supported by any facts, wouldn’t the opposite be true? Porn lets you visualize your fantasies, so you don’t walk around like a tightly wound sexually repressed time bomb. Besides, what are you going to do, erase all the porn? As soon as you took one video down, two more would pop up, like a mythical multi-headed porno beast."

"So, to protest Santorum, on May 1st at 8 p.m., we’re staging the World’s Largest Wankout. Just open up your favorite porn site, the one you downloaded to your hard drive and named ‘old college papers,’ ‘2010 taxes’ or ‘grandma’s 80th birthday party’ and let loose. Together we can enfranchise ourselves with the power of excessive masturbation." The actresses encourage viewers to vote for Santorum in the remaining primary elections, "because if he wins the primaries, he will definitely get crushed by Obama. And Obama would never try to stop the porn industry."

About Vivid: Founded in 1984, Vivid has always placed heavy emphasis on high quality erotic film entertainment and has created wide brand-name awareness through its films and the www.vivid.com website, an innovative marketing and a licensing program that extends to advertising, apparel, book publishing and a range of other products. Co-founder and CEO Steven Hirsch was honored in 2012 with the first AVN Visionary Award as a leader who "has propelled innovation and taken his company and the business as a whole to new heights."   In addition to its Vivid-Celeb imprint famous for celebrity sex tapes, the company is known for its Vivid SuperXXXHeroes parodies and award-winning feature films. Vivid has the industry’s largest archive of adult films.

One thought on “Vote Santorum!

  1. Santorum just folded his hand. This clears the way for Romney to get the GOP nomination (god help us all). All I can say is… Vote Obama!

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

TrafficHolder.com - Buy & Sell Adult Traffic