Porn Kills by Jeremy Steele

Porn Kills!(?) Volume One.
OP/ED by Jeremy Steele


First and foremost let it be noted this piece in no way is meant to suggest any humor whatsoever in the passing of Sledge or anyone else in the industry.

In fact, it is in respect of those who have passed which had something to do with why I was visiting the cemetery the other day.

At the same time, as I walked along, Shelley Lubben’s claim/campaign that blames porn itself for the all tragedies that befall porn professionals crossed my mind.

And as I saw headstones and the like, I saw certain things which seemed porn related. And with that, I present to you this volume one of "Porn Kills!(?) Volume One":

This is dedicated to all serious matters presented here on LIB as well to all the absurd jokes. That’s why this thread really rocks!

 

Here, we find the final resting place of an anonymous Fanboi, who after discovering that Bill Margold was yet again hosting the XRCO awards
(in order to babble on and on, on stage, about how no one is listening to him while he’s talking), took his own life.

 

More evidence of how porn kills… Here we have another lustful and lonely porn fan, who after seeing one two many porn
movies staring well-endowed male performers, forfeited his soul back to God, due to his undersized package.

 

 

Here we have another porn related tragedy. Is any explantion really necessary? Just another anonymous hooker without a face or name.
Surely porn and all it’s no holes barred glamour is to blame, right? ‘Nuff said.

 

In memory of Hunter Bryce, as well as Slege Hammer,  and all others lost, dubiously, due to the porn industry. 

Sin-cerely, Jeremy Steele (aka "The Squirrel" in Margolian-Newspeak).



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3 comments

  1. Fartz

    Cindi-

    Can I go to the park and take pictures for a LIB exclusive? I guarantee you it will be more entertaining than that. Is porn news/gossip this goddamn slow?

  2. jeremysteele11

    Cindi also didn’t post the photo of the Donkey Long grave right in front of the phallic headstone, either. I won’t mention the other (funniest) one since she found it too offensive.

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