Smash’s Halloween XXX Porn Parody reviewed by Cindi Loftus for Xcitement
Directed by Jim Powers
Lily LaBeau as Laurie
Andy San Dimas as Annie
Lexi Belle as Lynda
Raven Alexis as Judith Meyers
also starring Britney Amber, Heidi Mayne, Norm, Chris Strokes, Marcus London, Bill Bailey, Jessy Jones, Seth gamble, Oregon Pita, R-Dogg, Adam Wood, jim powers, Kyle Stone
Remember the original Halloween movie? Hottie Jamie Lee Curtis getting terrorized as the babysitter? That was one hella scary, suspenseful movie.
So how does Smash’s XXX parody match up you ask?
The porn version is GREAT! Within the first 2 minutes of the movie we have Seth Gamble & Raven Alexis doing the dirty deed, ending with a jiz shot to the face. But while the fucking is going on in the bedroom, someone in a mask with a knife is walking around downstairs!
It’s Michael Myers! (MM) and he’s not happy his sister was fucking around in their parents house so he STABS her to death!
Some of the nerve-wreaking parts of the movie are filmed through the eyes (and mask) of MM. It is both cheezy and kinda cool at the same time, just like the original. The camera man definitely gets creative in this one, and does a wonderful job of it.
Now we jump forward-MM has spent 15 years in the mental hospital. Nursy & Doctor are going to transport Mike from the looney bin to the courthouse, but first Doc & RN take a little sex break in the car. Marcus London and Britney Amber have at it on the back seat. When they are done, MM steals their car and escapes!
Sexy student Laurie stops by the old Myers place to drop off a key for her Real Estate agent Dad, she doesn’t know that MM has come back home and he’s watching her!
The famous scene from the original Halloween flick, where the girls are walking home from school and MM hides behind the bushes and watches them is reenacted by Lily, Lexi, and Andy. Our heroine lets us know tonight when everyone is celebrating Halloween, she’ll be babysitting, (can you hear the scary music?)
Smash’s version follows the original script quite closely, except of course for the sex! Only Halloween XXX has Andy San Dimas sucking & fucking Bill Bailey! (while MM watches).
MM strangles lotsa people in this movie, and not in a good way! Although after watching all this sex through a window you can’t blame him for being frustrated!
I’m happy to say that in the end, MM got some prime pussy from Lily LaBeau, lucky lunatic that he is. Wonder how that came about? He tricked her! But you’ll have to watch the movie for yourself to find out the details.
BTS was really good too. If you are having a Halloween party for adults only, this is the movie to have playing. Even if you aren’t, it’s worth owning. I don’t say this often, but I would watch this flick again.
Pre-noms- Lily LeBeau best actress, Marcus London best actor, Best Parody, Most Outrageous Sex Scene, Best Cinematography.
Great camera work, good acting, fine script, simple but solid sex scenes, a little comedy, a little scary. Very well done parody. 9 out of 10
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