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Rocky XXX- Pics- First look!

 

 

 

 

Andy San Dimas as Yo Adrian. I would SO wear this outfit. I love it. Will isn’t it about time you sent me a present?

 

 

 

 

 

 Watch the trailer here  http://www.sitcums.com/vod/component/k2/item/95.html

 

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38 Responses to “Rocky XXX- Pics- First look!”

  1. Fartz Says:

    Yes!!! It looks pretty fucking retarded. Mullen should have skipped to Rocky 2 so we can finally get a porno-ized Hulkster. Then, hopefully, Hogan will sue X-Play like he Sued Post Cereal, and the industry will get back to making good, debauched gonzo once again. Seriously, this parody shit is killing me.

  2. Karmafan Says:

    Same. I hate all these no brain parodies.

  3. Larry Horse Says:

    Hulk was in Rocky 3. The way Marcus looks he could be a top 10 contender in the world of stiffs that is now heavyweight boxing. More Barfolot? Oh god.

  4. moxie2 Says:

    A porno based on male characters? This will sell how?

  5. Real Luke Ford Fan Says:

    Didn’t a guy named Al Borda get sued out of the porn industry for a movie titled ‘Whoreo’ by Oreo? This may be the only way to stop the corny porn parody plague.

  6. jeremysteele11 Says:

    That’s true, Luke. Nabisco was none too pleased. But I remember the ad in AVN promoting the movie. Some funny shit- a white girl sandwiched between two black guys. I guess Nabisco messed-up any chances of any future “Double Stuff” volumes.

  7. Larry Horse Says:

    Al Borda? Every time I hear or read that name I wince, he made some of the shittiest porn ever.

  8. jeremysteele11 Says:

    My question is, does Marcus have his wig and mustache knocked off while boxing?

  9. Fartz Says:

    I couldn’t remember if it was 2 or 3. Guess that shows how much I appreciate the Rocky movies after part 1.

    Al Borda is definitely in the same league as Randy Detroit and the Bogas Brothers. No. Screw that. The Bogas Brothers are legends amoung mopes. Jeremy, you should take a couple classes in Bogas Bangin’. It could improve your mope skills greatly.

  10. Porn Parody Trailer of the Day - TDW Tease Says:

    [...] manly gym sessions aside, there’s sadly not a whole hell of a lot of eroticism to be found in the trailer for Sitcum’s Rocky XXX, but I love that Ron Jeremy is playing the Burt Young [...]

  11. Larry Horse Says:

    Randy Detroit, oh god. The Bogas Brothers, one guy was Guy DiSilva’s older brother(Guy was sort of young at one time) and some other guy, anyone remember.

  12. moxie2 Says:

    12 pictures of dudes. 5 pictures of girls. Interesting marketing campaign for a porno.

  13. Karmafan Says:

    Not to mention the guys all look like morons. Saw the trailer for this and only guy that “seemed” to be able to act and read his lines right was the old turkey playing Mickey.

    I hope they had a lawyer look at this because using the Bill Conti Rocky theme for a porno smells like a lawsuit waiting to happen.

  14. jeremysteele11 Says:

    I’m not a mope, Fartz. But you’re a dope.

  15. Will Ryder Says:

    Thanks for the entertaining comments. I would love to know what some of you do for a living. Special thanks to karmafan for thinking I used the original bill conti theme music. Really that is quite a compliment. just for you I will put out online a shortened version of the ‘making the rocky xxx’ soundtrack bts section. Seriously of all the comments good and bad I have ever received and seriously I enjoy reading them all- that one might have been the most flattering. I did want to create a score that was super close to the original but different enough to be safe. I would love to get sued but they are too smart for that. But fuck…what the hell do I know? It is our best movie ever though. I think those that actually watch it will be impressed. Some of you guys must be tools. I do however love your comments. Thanks but I gotta wake up early and go to the bank.

  16. mopey dick Says:

    What do you mean, you’re not a mope? Of course you are. You think you’re a leading man? You can drive a scene? I don thin so, Loosey.

  17. jeremysteele11 Says:

    Is that you again, Roy? Just checking.

  18. Fartz Says:

    Jeremy, didn’t you just write a fucking article about being a mope?

    I just got off the horn with Will Ravage and Alex Sao Paolo, and the verdict is in: mope.

  19. J. Fred Muggs Says:

    Couldn’t they have at least gotten some male porn actors who could remotely pass for a couple of boxers?

    Anthony Rosano and Mr. Marcus are just a couple of fat dudes who must have been available at casting time.

  20. jeremysteele11 Says:

    Obviously you have comprehension and memory problems, Fartz. That article was from five months ago and it was not about me “being a mope”. “Mopes” don’t travel to Cabo or Europe for Hustler, Private and other companies, work handfulls of barely legal boy/girl scenes, etc., so go fuck yourself. The shit I’ve done for certain people like Powers (as many other regular performers have) was a ROLE, get it? A fucking Role! Blame me if I played it well, but it doesn’t define me. Get your head out of your ass and expand the landscape of your vision!

    http://www.lukeisback.com/?p=16070

  21. mopey dick Says:

    Mopes seldom know or admit they’re just mopes. It’s part of the delusion. Jeremy, no offense brah…but you are a mope. You are not a scene driver, you are a second banana at best. Do you really think your porn career is peer level with Steve Holmes, Steve French, Sasha, Stefano, Surewood, etc? Are you even third tier to guys like Ferrara and Lex Steel and Deen? No fucking way. Your peer group is Hash, Blow, Fender, Swartzenpecker, Lyons, etc. Get a reality check. Sure, you went traveling for work. So did those guys. Blow went all over the planet and had a series named after him, and he’s considered a mope. Even at the height of porn money, what was your B/G rate? $400 tops? More likely $150-250. You’ve never been an $800-1000 guy in your life.
    Shit brah, I like you and your online persona but get real.

  22. Karmafan Says:

    I don’t consider Jeremy a porn mope. To me a porn mope is a no name guy they bring in for a scene here and there and you don’t even know the guys name and he has like no lines. He is just cock #3 in a gangbang or some putz they bring into a gonzo scene and 5 minutes after you watch the scene you can’t remember him or even what he looks like. Who knows the names of the guys that do scenes for Big Tits Curvy Asses, Creampie Surprise, or DP Fanatics?

    Donny Long is a porn mope but he is a memorable porn mope thanks to his scene with shit still sticking to his ass (and now his PWL clusterfuck). Its something no one ever forgets.

    Jeremy is a mid level guy. He is not a leading scene driver like Lex Steele, Jack Napier, Mandingo, Rocco Siffredi, James Deen, Scott Nails, or Manuel Ferrera but not a porn mope either.

    At any rate this threads about another crappy parody called Rocky XXX. Its not about whether or not Jeremy is a porn mope. He is a very intelligent guy you can have a discussion with on almost any topic. I’m not sure if the average porn mope can even read and write. Jeremy is Jeremy.

  23. jeremysteele11 Says:

    Wrong Mopey Dick. I’ve actually got $800 for a scene once (I’ve also made more than that for still work). It was called “The Diary”, shot in W. Virginia. Nice Victorian porno. We landed in Pittsburgh, the same year they won it all in ’06. I don’t make comparisons about my career, Mopey. That’s hollow. The purpose of my existence is not to compete for “points in porn star heaven”, as Lucky has described it. I’ve worked for certain people enough times that I must be doing something right. Isn’t a mope someone who mopes around offices in hope of low-level work or something? I’ve actually turned down scenes, so get your head out of your ass, as well. Life won’t look so shitty to you. Stop projecting your sad, stupid heirarchy reality on the world. I want nothing to do with it, Mopey Prick.

  24. jeremysteele11 Says:

    Also, all the scenes Roy ever booked me on were $500 each (maybe he’ll come on and claim they were $50)… and that was 11 years ago when $500 was worth ___! Woo woo. I’m a rich white boy!

  25. mopey dick Says:

    I would rather ask Brandon about you failing to pop a load at Bakers Dozen with Taylor Rain and crying to him afterwards that you had to take the bus to get to set and that he should pay you anyway. You couldn’t produce a load even with three girls working you that day. Or maybe I should ask Joel and Derek to publish all the girls who placed you on their “no list”.
    C’mon half-man, don’t take it as an insult. You’re a Mope. You are not first call male talent for ANY producer and never have been. There is obviously a “porn heirarchy” with calling guys for scenes and you have always been about three slots above Ryan Knoxx and about twenty below Manny or Sasha. It is what it is. You may object to the term Mope, but whatever you call it…you’re still a lowest level male performer who is happy to take any gig offered him. Now get back in the kiddie pool and put your mask and goggles on.

  26. jeremysteele11 Says:

    The only time I’ve worked with Taylor Rain, Mopey, is when I was in a boy/girl/boy scene with her for Jim Malibu. Right after she became my roommate. And why would you ONLY rather ask about some alleged non performance for some low level scenes and ignore all the many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many examples of good scenes I’ve done for good companies? Secret agenda, perhaps? How did I work for Private multiple times and get in a couple of their “Best of” series? Don’t pretend you have the higher ground, moron. You hide. I don’t. That makes me more than you, regardless, as I’m not slinging shit from a cave. I once almost had an incident about a bunch of fuckheads knocking into me while I was trying to pop. That shit’s like a bulldog circus and a piece of meat in the middle. Brandon and I were cool, immediately afterwards and I’ve worked for him many times since, so why do you pick out the alleged worst of the worst? I don’t know where you get your rumors from but I was rep’d by Joel for a year and Derek and I have long since cleared up a misunderstanding between us which was basically blown up by an outside party pretending to be me. And like I said, I have turned down many jobs over the years. I’ve also done some cheap shit when I was available and not doing anything else, as others have. That’s because I don’t care what cowardly losers hiding in cybercaves have to say. In fact, I got into porn because I really don’t care what people think. Got it? You sound a lot like Roy. Btw, what do you think of that scumbag? I don’t expect an answer other than “At least he has a job”, if any.

  27. mopey dick Says:

    Dude, you are what you are. I don’t discount the many scenes you’ve done or that you have moped around porn valley for a long long time. But you’re still a mope. Not A level, not B level, not even C level. Like I said before, you’re on par with guys like Hash, Blow, Swartzenpecker, Fender, Lyons, etc. You are not on the level of Cxxx, Knight, Tony T, Jenner, East, or even Arbi. You’re a level and a half below those B/C level guys. You’re above the Bukkake Boys and such, but you’re not even on the level of Thrust, Cuba, or Tone.
    Don’t take it as such an insult. I’m not putting you down. I’m trying to put you in the correct box.

  28. jeremysteele11 Says:

    It’s funny you keep referring to Joe Blow. He was Brandon’s personal favorite and I read some excellent reviews of him on PSP and elsewhere. So, that’s your perception, that’s all, that’s nice. Nick East won some hall of fame award, didn’t he? If you think I’m worse than Johnny Thrust, that’s your choice. What do you think about Roy Garcia, Mopey? Besides his antics what do you think of his “Godfather of P.O.V.” title with his shrimp dick and barrel belly?

    It is what it isn’t. Don’t put me in any box! And, I don’t mope you dope!
    I don’t hang on. I hang out!

  29. mopey dick Says:

    I don’t know Roy. I didn’t say worse than Thrust as a performer, just in regards to your status as male talent. You seem to see yourself as an A level guy and I am saying you’re D level at best. Go to IAFD or Search Extreme and run the numbers.
    Yes, East is in AVN’s hall of fame. I think Kyle Stone may be in there too. You’re not at the level of talent or industry respect of either of those guys, are you? Even at the height of blowbangs and GBs, you were lower on the call sheet than all the guys I’ve mentioned. Sure, you may be above Rocker and Knoxx, but not by much. Sorry mate, it is what it is.
    Why do you think you were chosen for Lesbian Bukkake? It was because Powers et all were so sick of your pretentions and wanted to put you in your place. You’re pretty much just a skinny version of The Minion in this business.

  30. jeremysteele11 Says:

    You don’t know Roy, huh? Uh huh. You must be brand new to LIB. In fact, you obviously created your screen name just to respond to me. Hmmm…

    Dude, WTF is wrong with you? Why do you need to make shit up? What’s this I see myself as an A level guy? I don’t see myself at any level, accept on Earth level. Why do you like the late Wanker Wang have to just make shit up out of thin air that I act like I’m the greatest thing since toilet paper? At least the shit he made up was fodder for the site he worked for. Who are you working for? I’m not female. I never was in lesbian bukkake. I did ONE (unlike as Tara Akinlose claimed) reverse bukkake as a last minute replacement for about twice as much as his gangbangs because I was on the set participating in shooting a documentary. Of course, what ONE scene is talked about forever and ever and ever? And which talent do they show me working with from that scene? The fattest one. And that one shot is supposed to represent my “career”. Jesus H Christ, already. I’ve never been pretentious with Powers. I should write an op/ed about my experiences with him. We’ve had issues with each other since before we ever met. He used to talk on and on and on and on to every person he ever met about me because of a rush call on a rocking boat in the hot sun with my psycho ex after having 1/2 an hour of sleep. My wood was up and down a little and he was screaming. That’s just the beginning of the story. I don’t want to work for companies that give me the wrong call so Johnny can fuck the talent instead of me, or get a 9AM call time and not start till 5PM. How come I was able to work for Will Ryder over 20x? Someone explain this conundrum!

  31. mopey dick Says:

    Just say this and mean it: “I, Jeremy Steel, am a mope and proud of it”

  32. jeremysteele11 Says:

    Just say this and mean it: “I am Roy Garcia’s umpteenth alias and proud of being King of all Scumbags!”

  33. jeremysteele11 Says:

    I mean REALLY, keep fooling yourself. How do you say you don’t know Roy but supposedly know the intimate details about a scene I was involved with in 2002?

    GIVE IT UP, ROYBOY… STUPID!

  34. Fartz Says:

    “How come I was able to work for Will Ryder over 20x? Someone explain this conundrum!”

    Will Ryder has a soft spot in his heart for you.

    conundrum explained.

  35. Suq Madiq Says:

    Yup, you are Will’s version of The Minion.

  36. jeremysteele11 Says:

    I don’t fuck like no minion. that’s not even an opinion, that’s a lie. You think I’m that bad a performer, sure just rotten cherry pick through my history (true or not or askewed) and fool yourself but not me.

    And who’s creating new profiles just to respond only to me? Is that you, Royboy?

  37. jeremysteele11 Says:

    And even Monica said she still respects me as a performer. Oh, I forgot. She’s crazy. Nevermind.

  38. leonardoblues Says:

    This movie looks pretty lame.It doesnt remind me at all the Rocky movie series.

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