Donny On Joe Blow’s Retirement in Sept ’10

(thanks michael)

Joe Blow off to bigger things in life!

by Donny Long

So my friend Joe Blow has retired from porn and wrote some nice thing about me and the business This is a must read. Most of the people he list I know and or have worked for.

Joe Blow is just back from Argentina after performing there for Brandon Iron and is officially calling it quits on his porn career.

“I’ve been in the biz for 5 years now, done about 700 scenes, and it’s time to move on. It’s been a blast.”

Joe performed seven scenes in seven days with Argentina’s finest for Brandon’s Perverted Planet and She’s Half My Age series, released through JM Productions.

“Brandon Iron has flown me around the world a few times, paying me to bang beautiful girls in Budapest, Prague, Bruno, Miami, Montreal, Buenos Aires and of course Los Angeles. He gave me my first job and my last job. I am very thankful. I’ve been lucky. He’s a great man to work for.”

A journeyman performer, Joe has worked for many companies in his years in porn; but especially for directorsVince Vouyer and Brandon Iron.

“Vince must have put me in at least 60 of his movies. His style is clean and he doesn’t take crap from the girls. I had to pinch myself a few times. I was a big fan of Vince’s movies…then next thing you know I’m in them!”

Joe started performing in November 2005. He knew Brandon Iron after being introduced by Jeremy Steele in late 2001.

“I was helping Brandon sell comp footage for a few years, attending shows and meeting people, before I finally decided I wanted to perform. I asked Brandon for a gig and the next week I was on a Bakers Dozen set. I immediately moved to Chatsworth and made porn my career.”

“Mike Hash, Ryan Knox and Jeremy Steele were all very helpful getting me started and finding me jobs–especially in the beginning. I owe them all special thanks.”

“I was lucky, doing the rounds, making a living right from the start, but things didn’t really break for me until Bobby Manila called and started hiring me to perform in some of Brazzers first scenes. I did about 20 scenes for Bobby really quick and once that content hit the Internet I started getting a lot of calls for fuck scenes.”

“I had a very nice run through 2006 and 2007. And then, in late 2007, a black cloud seemed to be hanging over the business. People were dying, getting arrested, it was weird. And I was working so much I had really burnt out on performing.”

Joe decided to quit performing in late 2007 and told his director friends his plans.

“Calling directors to tell them your quitting porn is kind of like calling your drug dealer to tell him your going sober. You’re really asking for it,” Joe says, laughing.

“I was about two weeks into my retirement when Brandon called me from the airport with an idea and an offer.”

The idea?

Hookers & Blow, a porn series starring Joe Blow that would be shot around the world starting in Los Angeles and then Prague and Budapest and wherever else they wanted to go.

“I couldn’t believe my ears. I had always dreamed of working in Prague and Budapest. I immediately fell off my wagon and said yes!”

Thus began a series of travels and adventures that took them around the world a few times, and culminated in a dinner with Rocco Siffredi in Prague in May 2009.

“That was pretty sweet. Rocco is a class act. He even picked up the tab!”

“I really loved the girls in Budapest. They are so nasty. Crystal Crown, Lea Lexus, Sabrina Sweet, Angela Winter…all nasty anal dynamite!”

Joe and Brandon’s adventures produced five volumes of Hookers & Blow, and several volumes of Perverted Planet and She’s Half My Age. And also produced the infamous Hookers & Blow box cover featuring Missy Stone snorting a line of coffee creamer off Joe Blow’s cock.

“Missy was a real good sport. I think we had footage of Nika Noir snorting coffee creamer too. We ended up not using it. Jeez, those girls are brave! I won’t even put that stuff in my coffee!” says Joe.

Joe’s career took another unexpected turn while in Miami in late 2008 attending Internext with Brandon while shooting content.

“I was drinking with Donny Long and Brandon and some folks from Incredible Dollars, one of Donny’s Internet clients. The big boss asks me a few questions and within minutes invites me to go to Columbia to perform for their latin themed websites. Again, how could I say no?!”

The next day Joe Blow was on a flight to Columbia.

“Columbia was a little scary at first. I didn’t know anybody. There are guys standing around with machine guns, bullet-proof cars and surveillance cameras everywhere.”

“I was hired to show the Dominican guys how to open up and really hit the scenes hard. So I put a lot of pressure on myself to perform well. The first scene I was sweating. But I really hit it out of the park. So I was cool after that.”

Joe spent three weeks in Bogata, even working with condoms much of the time.

“Condoms are tough. But if you have wood problems in Columbia they just point a machine gun at your dick. You get over it fast.”

“Just kidding,” says Joe, smiling broadly.

All joking aside, Joe claims to have taken the business seriously.

“I took performing very seriously. I studied the better performers and tried to develop my own style also. Initially, I stressed out a lot over the mental aspect of performing. It took some work to get my body to relax and enjoy the sex on camera. I’m a little klutzy at times, but I like nasty, hard, non-choreographed scenes. I always tried to have fun with the girls and I always tried to make the girls look good. In the end that’s why we’re all here isn’t it?”

“I know I’m no big shot in this business, but before I leave I have to say thanks to everyone. It’s been a privledge. A big shout out to my good friend Donnie Cabo, one of the best directors in the biz, and a special thanks to Jeremy Steele, who started me in this racket, and Brandon Iron, Vince Vouyer, Don Fernando, Jim Camp, Tony Sanchez, Dust and Stoney at Lethal Hardcore, Ryan Knox, Mike Hash, Scott at Overboard, the Notorious Donny Long, Just Dave, Kristie Love, Juan Cuba, Manual Ferrera, Dan SIlver, Glenn Baren, Jeff Coldwater, Van Styles, Jack Vegas, Jana in Prague, Patrick Palumbo, David Perry, Rocco Siffredi, Steve Holmes, Incredible Dollars, Mark Lasts, Mike John and the beer-swigging Tim Von Swine, Jules Jordan, Matt from Blue Moon, Mike Sullivan at Porn Pros, Dave and Brian from Devil’s Films, Tom Stone, T.J. Cummings, Vic Lagina, Brazzers, Desi Benjamin, Bobby Manila, John Strong, Johnny Fender, Claudio Meloni, Pierre and Kim at ATK, and that little gangster, Jeannie Marie Sullivan, wherever you are..”

“As for the girls, there are just too many to mention. I really dig them all. They were just awesome. Lovely sexual animals. Sure we had a few bad days, but 99% of the time it was great. I’ll never get enough of them.”

“I’m like the fat guy at the all-you-can-eat buffet. I just have to pull myself away now.”


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  4. Michael Whiteacre

    Just in case anyone was wondering just how nuts Michael Tierney aka Michael Crowley aka Joe Blow is:

    “Aleister in Wonderland” is the true story of the reincarnation of Aleister Crowley. Michael Tierney has compiled a collection of documents and evidence that will prove he is the man once known as the Great Beast; Frater Perdurabo; Aleister Crowley. October 31, 2010 at 5:37pm

    And check out his Amazon wishlist — complete with books by and about Crowley — and also about meth!

  5. nickeast

    Hey Michael! Thanks for the link!!! OMG that man is dangerously insane! He really thinks he’s the reincarnation of Aleister Crowley! What’s worse is that anyone would actually want that distinction, right? Dangerous delusions of grandeur.

  6. Michael Whiteacre

    Exactly, Nick. I don’t know what’s worse — him thinking it’s true or him wishing it’s true!

  7. jeremysteele11

    Michael Joe Blow “Tyranny” (which he refers to himself as, as it sounds like Tierney) believes he was Aleister Crowley in a past life. Crazy of course, but possible. Either way, he is an insatiable Satanist.

    The only person I’ve known longer since moving to L.A. than Mike Tierney is my friend Pete the Pirate. Stay tuned folks. A sad reflection op/ed revelation of the Beast is cumming soon.

  8. jeremysteele11

    And thanks for your help, Michael White (vs Michael Dark)!

    This will be my best op/ed ever… until I do one on Mr. PS4R/Poontalk!

  9. Michael Whiteacre

    It was last month’s ruling — the court published it yesterday, and the Times ran with it again as if it were new. Still, it’s always good to see that asshole and his organization shut down and embarrassed.

  10. jeremysteele11

    Aleister Tierney’s amazon wish list has been changed to now being a single copy of Dale Carnegie’s “How to Win Friends and Influence People”. He’s always had a good sense of humor, it seemed. Obviously, he’s watching. Stay tuned, Michael. I’m spending my Saturday evening relaxing and working on my write-up on you, now, “Bro”.

  11. Michael Whiteacre

    Tyranny’s old Amazon wish list has already been screen-capped and sent to the proper authorities.

    Please, do relax, Mr. Steele, and do your thing. I look forward to reading it.

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