NL- I CAN’T WAIT!!!!
The lovely and talented starlet Misty Stone gave the cast of the recently completed “This Ain’t Avatar XXX” blue balls, literally! The groundbreaking film, directed by award-winning director Axel Braun for Hustler, has Stone cast as the lead character of Nye’Tiri.
The big-budget production saw the entire Hustler studio cleared for the massive sets and green screens, but just as with the buildup of the original film, producers are tight-lipped about the details.
“Misty really captured the lead role, she’s a very sexy woman, and we loved having her in the film”, stated Director Axel Braun.
As for the question at the forefront of everyone’s minds:
“Yes, they painted us blue, baby, even our private parts”, laughed Stone. “Well, not the entire areas of our private parts were painted blue, some areas was left natural, but the guys definitely had their balls painted blue. This was such a great experience, the special effects are amazing, I’m so thankful to be a part of this project, it’s going to a huge hit” added Stone.
Next up for Stone, the beautiful ebony goddess will be appearing at the upcoming eXXXotica LA, singing at the Galaxy Publicity booth, and then hosting the annual “Urban X Awards with Dana DeArmond on July 13th in Downtown LA.
Stone is also nominated for “Best Female Star” for the 2010 Urban X Awards.
Stone has been very busy filming other projects as well, including projects for Wicked Pictures.
Stone’s official website is: www.mistystone.info
About Misty Stone
Originally from Inglewood , this petite ebony dynamo spent half her life in Nebraska , where introduced to the industry at the age of 19 and soon relocated to sunny California to pursue her adult career. She soon appeared in her first feature "Afrocentric," and has been working steadily ever since. Along with several commercials for Playboy TV, she has appeared in over 70 titles, including Penthouse’s "Booty Call," "Lesbian Halfway House" for Sweetheart Video, "Violation of Flower Tucci" for JM Productions and the bestselling "Legends & Starlets" for Sweetheart Video, Acid Rain’s "White Washed,” and the Hustler parodies; "Not the Cosbys XXX and Not The Cosby’s 2 XXX" and “Not Saved By the Bell XXX”, and XPlay and Adam & Eve’s award winning hit “Flight Attendants/Not Airplane XXX”.
YES! Now thats what I’m talking ’bout! I’m glad people have been listening to the rants going on in my head about how incredibly hot Misty is. She has already proven herself quite competent as an actress in her parodies, too.
I’m excited about this one. Misty Stone is simply gorgeous.
WOW! Go Misty! Well I guess we know who’s going to win all the AVN awards this year!
Monica – hustler has been good about casting blacks.. that I do have to admit.. I dont keep up on all of the movies but I have to say that i was casted in two hustler features this year.. one I shot and the other I could due to my NON IR stand..
I’m happy for misty.. good going girl.. rock on with your bad self..
Can they just call this “Avatar XXX” or “This IS Avatar XXX”? The fact that it’s XXX should suggest that; that which it says it isn’t isn’t really what it says it isn’t, you know what I’m saying? Neither do I. How about just calling it “Sluts from Avatar” or “Avatar Girls are E-Z”?
I dont think so jeremy cause that could imply that it’s from the same producer but its just a xxx version… i think they get away with it because this is not is in the title
How about someone from Avatarland who falls off their bird and hits their head like Steve Driver: call it “Avatard”!
Can I get some Ed McMahon “ho ho ho”s out there?
ho ho ho
Hey Cindi, can you post a blurb about the World Cup? USA ALL THE WAY, BABY!!!
What Up Justin Long,
Shelley Lubben doesn’t seem to like you. She is avoiding answering your questions like Stormy Daniels avoids IR. (lol)
free porn — tell me about it.. LOLOL
Justin Long – Myspace is dead. When are you going to get a Facebook Page?
Justin Long – Top five girls you would work with if you had the chance?
Free Porn… hmm tough one.. I have worked with most of my top five…
1.) Bree Olson (worked with her lots)
2.) rebecca lenares (my absolute favorite and I have worked with her several times)
3.) dana dearmond (we have worked together so many times together I can’t even count them)
4.) Flower Tucci ( one of my all time fav’s and I love her to death)
5.) Jesse Jane (she really is the only contract Star I really WANT to work with) but we all know that will NEVER happen
I don’t go gaga over all these NON IR girls, so in point in fact I have worked with most of the girls I really wanted to because I have shot with most girls that do IR..
What’s so groundbreaking about it? It’s just blue paint.
It’s hard to believe why this porn parody is being made, perhaps because it’s hard to imagine how an emotionally stable person in a right mind would get turned on and jerk off to prostitutes covered in Blue Man Group make up; but then again, the adult industry has hit the rock bottom and we can only expect the worse. It’s sad to see how once respectable producers have turned into drift aways in a sea of shit formerly known as the porn valley, and will cling to anything to live on and see another day. This pathetic, relentless parody trend and the obsession with remaking anything and everything that mainstream Hollywood spews is a sign of the end times that is coming for pornography; and there is nothing fun about it.
On another note, I’d like to suggest while our parody makers AKA copy cat fuckers are at it, perhaps they should make a porn parody version of the new horror movie Splice starring Adrien Brody. For those of you who have not seen the movie, here is what it’s about:
Genetic engineers Clive (Adrien Brody) and Elsa (Sarah Polley) conduct a clandestine experiment to create an animal/human hybrid that could revolutionize modern medicine, if it doesn’t destroy humanity first. Their experiment begins to spiral out of control when they mix human DNA into the equation. When the hybrid creature is born, Clive and Elsa welcome her into the world as the next leap in human evolution. The creature rapidly evolves; her upper half body is of a woman while the lower part of her body is of a beast. Things get so weird that at one point Clive and the creature make love, and Clive fucks the creature in a stand up position. In case the porn parody of Splice is going to happen, Sasha Grey can be cast as the creature. Hell, she doesn’t even need that much make up to play that part.
hay colonel..
I hear through the grape vine that you are a camera man for porno dan is that true?
Ugh, there are so many haters on this thread that it makes me sick.
This thread is about MISTY STONE and the This AIN’T AVATAR parody – not anyone else or who they want to or don’t want to do IR with.
This adult movie IS groundbreaking because from what I heard it’s going to be in 3D.
Even if it’s NOT in 3D, it’s groundbreaking because it is probably going to be shot beautifully and had a huge budget to work with.
Misty is breaking the glass ceiling for ethnic performers by being cast as the lead – so that point right there warrants praise.
I think many here are just plain JEALOUS!
I’m excited to watch and review this movie – I think it’s gonna kick ass and you know what – the male blue Avatars in the actual movie DID turn me on – the main character in the actual movie’s Avatar was FUCKING HOT so you better believe I’m gonna most likely watch this parody, lay back in bed with my favorite vibrator and have some fun checking out some big, hard blue cocks!
The grape vine can be misinforming, Justin. You’re asking me if I’m Reverend Sandy. I’m not. I already discussed that theory as well as other theories about who I am in a previous article. If you have anything else to say, I’m all ears.
Cheers.
No Monica, this thread is not about Misty Stone and/or the technological advancements of the adult industry. It’s about a bunch of lazy fucking hacks trying to imitate another Hollywood movie; and what I said about this porn parody is what I’ve always been saying about the porn parody sub-genre. I assure you I’m niether a hater nor jealous, I’m simply sick to my stomach from this pathetic parody trend, no matter who makes parodies and who performs in them. Period.
Jerking off may not make you blind but 3D movies are bad for the eyes (and good for the optometry industry). It’s also hard to imagine me sitting at home jerking off with a pair of paper 3D glasses on.
10 Theories on The Colonel’s Identity:
1. Reagan Senter
2. Reb Sawitz
3. Conspiracy researcher Jim Marrs
4. A 6th Dimensional Reptilian from the Draco Star System
5. Woody Allen
6. Vince Neil
7. Roy Garcia
8. Larry Horse
9. Barbara Boxer
10. Tiger Woods
HAHAHAHAHA
You got me, Jeremy, I might be Jim Marrs. If so, then I encourage you to buy my latest book and support my crusade against the new world order. Here it is:
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I understand your point The Colonel – the parodies in xxx featureland at this point are out of control – but honestly I don’t think many of the heralded adult directors have any original ideas of their own at this point – of if they do have them, they don’t have the guts to take a chance.
For me this particular movie’s debut is exciting however simply because I’m a sci-fi nut, along with a porn nut, and I want to see how it turned out – maybe this feature will suck, maybe it won’t – but I’m pretty sure myself plus plenty of other consumers out there will take the same chance and buy it just to see if it’s good or not simply due to the actual Avatar movie being one of the best pieces of artistic movie making that I’ve seen in a long time.
“It’s hard to believe why this porn parody is being made, perhaps because it’s hard to imagine how an emotionally stable person in a right mind would get turned on and jerk off to prostitutes covered in Blue Man Group make up…”
ROFL! Well said, Colonel…
Misty Stone is hot but parodies are not.
Glad you liked that Colonel,
Going off subject, if I may ask your opinion:
I was booked for what I think is called nuru massage, or something with my gf Lucky Starr about a month ago, shot by Barrett Blade. It was my first and apparently last time working for them.
Just before Lucky and I were heading out the door of my place, a guy knocks on my door and serves me notice that I’m being legally evicted (a “no fault” eviction, meaning the property is being taken off the market and I’m being financially compensated to move). Well, this was traumatizing to me, for several reasons, and I was absolutely shocked with how lightning fast the housing dep’t made this decision, despite the fact that I sent copies of evidence of my long history with the landlord trying to buy me out. I was fighting the owner’s action based on numerous complaints (It’s a legal scam to get rid of me after 13 years and in two years put the place back at full market value).
Anyway, Lucky asked me if I’m sure I’m ok to work, I said, yeah, I’ll keep the shit to myself. We arrive at the location which was Nick Manning’s house. It’s funny how he lines all his bookshelves with Bibles that look like they were taken from each of the hotels he stayed at in his career. I didn’t know he was that religious.
When it was time to shoot, we go through the establishment video and shots, then upstairs, and soon as she’s rubbing me down with water I start shaking involunarily, due to the fact that there was a continuous strong and cold breeze blowing through the open windows from the bedroom outside the bathroom. I asked Barrett if he could close those windows or at least the door of the bathroom but he said he couldn’t. So, although I did my job wood wise, it was extremely uncomfortable. Perhaps it showed, although it seemed almost the entire time my face was outside of Barret’s camera. It took me a few minutes to work myself up to the pop, from there Lucky took over and we were done.
Now at no time did Barrett complain to me about my performance or instruct me to do anything other than what I was doing, in case there was something he was unhappy about.
But the other night I hear from Lucky, who’s good friends with another female performer who I’m also friendly with (the three of us have all gone out to dinner together), that Barrett said the scene went terribly. He supposedly added how he doesn’t like certain things that I post on the internet. He also said this to me years ago, although he never specified what he didn’t agree with.
The owner of the site, named Dan, said to the girl regarding Lucky. “What the hell is she doing with THAT guy”?
Jesus fucking Christ. That’s going a bit too fucking far, ok? First of all, if the scene was so terrible, why didn’t Barrett communicate something to me? But regardless, there were two things working against me. 1. I was extremely uncomfortable and couldn’t stop shaking. Is that my fault? 2. I just learned I was being evicted, like I said.
I never gave Barrett any attitude, I did my fucking job. He never told ME about any problems while we were shooting but he’s gotta bitch about me to other people. WTF? And then this Dan guy saying that. What would you do in my shoes, Colonel? Thanks for reading.
I’m sure if Barrett actually liked me to begin with there would’ve been no problem. Obviously, he doesn’t. He should’ve let me if there was something I could’ve or should’ve done. Jesus, life is so fucking hard when you have to hold a camera instead of just performing I guess!
What’s a parody?
Will Ryder — read my auto-biography then you’ll know what a parody is.. LOL i based it off a black man that was equal to other in the US LOLOL
colonel— it was a question not a statement bruh .. so the correct response would be “if you have any more QUESTIONS then you are all ears”
Sorry i missed your other response, but LIB is a big place… shit my article anlone has over 400 responses.. granted most are Jeremy’s LOL j/j but true enough finding one specific comment on LIB could take a while
Hay Jeremy was your g/f aware that thier is a black male talent named Lucky Starr before she chose her porn name????
God every time I see that (no offense to you) but i think you are going out with a black dude
Free Porn — yeah sure enough Shelley has refused to answer every question I have asked her.. in fact she answered questions I asked her and directly addressed Julie Meadows with the half assed answer.
She still has’nt divuldged how much salary she draws from the Pink Cross Foundation and her hubby is right under her on the board so I wonder if Pink Cross Foundation pays him a salary as well????
Wonder if it’s a family affair collecting donations in under the premise that they are “helping” poor broken Porn Star’s and making a living doing so, all the while actually taking steps to eliminate Porn star’s jobs..
What a racket —- give us money to help porn stars when they loose or leave thier job and what we’ll do with the money is pay our househols bills, travel, do no real work.
then we’ll cause damage to thier industry so more people loose thier jobs, so we can say look at all the people the industry is discarding and pretend to help them too.
then we can put up false and misleading info and people will give us even more money and we can live better, while we tell stars that look for us for help that they have to give up all their income (websites) even if they are not shooting for them anymore..
who gets those sites anyway.. do they shut them down??? wonder if they stay up and pink cross gets the money from them to “help” more porn stars???
11% goes to actually help the stars… sad sad sad …. and then we wonder why people don’t give to chairity
Yeah, like I said, I told her that when me met that a black dude has the same name. It took me a little while to get used to it. I hope no strange rumors start that me and that dude are going out. ha.
You know Jeremy, from what I gather this Barrett dude is acting likes a drama queen bitch, so I wouldn’t worry about him. First, as a producer/director he must make the performers feel comfortable so they carry the scene properly and deliver their performing duties. In this case, he could have easily closed the window so you would have felt more comfortable; and the fact that he didn’t do this simple thing indicates that he’s being an asshole for no good reason. Second, by expressing your personal opinions online and elsewhere, you’re exercising your freedom of speech, and that has nothing to do with your daily job as a performer. Granted, Barrett has the right to like or dislike any person for any reason, but I don’t know why he would hire somebody he might not like. It seems in addition to being a drama queen bitch, he’s also confused; so he can go fuck himself.
Thanks Colonel,
The fact that a female performer thinks enough of me to let me know what was said suggests that the pictures some seek to paint of me might not necessarily be warranted. Whatever the fuck I’ve said on the internet once or whenever shouldn’t have any relevance to the scene and he should get the fuck over it. If I was Howard Stern and offending some people, it would be understood a person may laugh, be offended, agree, disagree, etc. All sorts of people have all sorts of opinions (Sasha Grey says Howard’s a “closet racist”, for example).
Regardless, “lighten the fuck up” is my advice to him and to not be such a serious prima donna with a bad ass exterior. But, like I said, the fact that for whatever reasons that he doesn’t like me seems to make his approval of my performance impossible. The pay wasn’t that fantabulous, either, so I won’t be losing sleep over it. It’s the kind of pay that makes a man scream for sexual equality in the workplace. And Dan, if you’re reading this, why don’t you ask Lucky why she’s with me. She’s a good and smart woman and her answers may stun and surprise you.
When I said “sexual equality in the workplace” I meant equality among the sexes in the workplace. Sexual equality sounds like I’d be getting fucked, as well, although I am, metaphorically speaking.
Damn I just sold my Centipede Arcade machine dirt cheap. I’m leaving behind my Indiana Jones because it turns out someone stole a main piece they can’t replace and it’s now worthless, as they’re nearly impossible to find. That machine was donated to the place I bought it from years back by Steven Spielberg. I’ll let the landlord deal with it after I have a major going away party in this place.
Damn that sucks you are having to give up your stuff, I am still crushed about having to sell my Cal Ripken collection.
I still have an extensive baseball card collection back home in my parents basement from around 77-83, including complete Topps sets 81-83. If I could I’d sell that shit, too. It’s about time I downsize, here anyway.
Hey Colonel; what is up , DUDE!! hey , have u ever shot a scene out in the Desert at 110 or 115 degrees and with flies and ants everywhere and female lube problems and dehydration, and crewmemebers and performers puking? Have you ever done shoots like that? It was a nightmare shoot from hell for me man!!
My collection was divided up into 2 sections and when I was working away from home my “better” half sold both sections for the price of the commons. There was alot of good rookies in there plus an autographed A-Rod.
Speaking of A-rod signatures, what happened to Mariah and my autographed baseball? And speaking of baseball, Yankees Vs. Dodgers Tonight and this weekend!
Rick, you on the set of a parody of “Greed”, von Stroheim’s lost epic, filmed in Death Valley and some crew died during filiming. That would be a parody. Steele, save the cards, mine are long gone to the trash. I’d love to have my old Eddie Watt Traded card, 74 Topps, those were great cards…I had Balor Moore, Bill Stoneman, Boots Day, Tim Foli(who looked like he showed up to a ball park needing a B 12 shot), the four part Rookie cards…I think I had the one with Bill Madlock, I know I had the one with Craig Swan. For 75, those were awful, I think that was the year Oscar Zamora came to the Cubs. As for Yankees…Mel Stottlemyre, Horace Clarke, Roy White, Lindy McDaniel(before the Royal trade?), Sam McDowell(in his last days before he quit and got sober), Fritz Peterson and Steve Kline, ah good times.
I’ve got a Mark McGuire rookie that’s probably worthless now, Ricky Henderson rookie, Dave Winfield rookie, Don Mattingly rookie and a lot others I can’t remember.
Hey Larry! Good Saturday Morning!Pornvalley..From Burbank to Hollywood..And from Woodland hills to. Chatsworth..Its going to be another hot fucking summer day…I Larry was casted to perform with orginally Lizz taylor for a shoot for a new website called Offroadbabes.com and then the director calls me last Saturday afternoon and changes the B/g..to B/g/g with new pretty lady name Kelly Sweet. I get down to Salton, ca for the shoot and was kept awake call night and got only a hour and half sleep in a very dirty,dusty hot house and woke up at 4 am for the shoot and didn’t get much sleep. The girls show up at the directors house with very little sleep and Kelly didn’t have a new or updated AIM test. Sorry ,Can’t take nooo chances with No aim test! I’d be Darren james# 2 or other performers in the International news(especailly what’s happening now to the industry with AHF and Cal-osha. they would love me!) Eat him for Breakfast!!!!. So Anyway the heat fucked me up!! and nothing but water and Pepsi to drink in the heat! But Lizz is a hottie and can suck the skin off of cock! and fuck really good! she is going places in this industry and maybe Mainstream!! Good attitude under bad situations. Hey u all have a good weekend got to get with my girl out of town(santa clarita) be safe! Over and out!
Colonel camera man for Dan Leal, too funny, if it was he would have left Dan and Johnny Thrust dead somewhere. Steele, kudos for a great line:
We arrive at the location which was Nick Manning’s house. It’s funny how he lines all his bookshelves with Bibles that look like they were taken from each of the hotels he stayed at in his career. I didn’t know he was that religious.
Don’t get me wrong, Larry. We’re on friendly terms. He invited me to a party at his place for New Years but I spent it elsewhere with Lucky.
Nick Manning is always good for a good laugh, whether it’s the big “MANNING” on the back of his robe, saying “Suck my dick, bitch” during a honeymoon love scene or his famous “dropping fucking loads!!”
Hey Colonel, I don’t know if the subject interests you, but I’m reading: “Princess Diana- The Hidden Evidence- How MI6 and the CIA were involved”, to go along with my other book on the subject: “The Murder of Princess Diana”.
It mentions Bilderberg, Masonic government, Meyer Rothschild, etc and goes into the murder from a macro perspective:
P.51 (According to a Special Forces veteran and CIA contract agent): “For the past fifty years administrations in the West have become infected with a cancer called corporate government… It all began immediately after the Second World War, when the corporate monopoly that… funded the war effort really began to impose itself on peacetime administrations. The banks and the loan companies that loaned money to the U.S., to Britain and to Hitler for the manufacture and supply of arms, suddenly began to call in their debts… the entire operation was orchestrated from Switzerland… It still is…”
The fact that banks bankroll and profit from war is self-evident. You can go to rothschild.com and read:
“Rothschild has been at the centre of the world’s financial markets for over 200 years. Today, it provides Investment Banking, Corporate Banking and Private Banking & Trust services to governments, corporations and individuals worldwide”.
Actually, by legal definition, corporations are individuals, and governments are corporations.
In fact Jeremy, what a coincidence that we discuss the murder of Princess Diana while her sons are visiting America.
Do I believe there was a conspiracy to murder Diana? Yes. Do I believe there was a political motive and everybody from The Freemasons to MI6, CIA, etc. were involved in that conspiracy? No. In my opinion, Diana’s murder was more over a family affair rather than political issues. She just divorced Prince Charles, and was dating an Arab millionaire at the time of her murder. The British royal family were embarrassed and terrified over that, and plotted to get rid of her and any further controversy she might have caused.
The British royal family has a long, nasty reputation in dealing with family affairs: In the late 19th century, queen’s personal doctor Sir William Gull murdered and disemboweled five prostitutes in London in order to cover up a secret marriage between the heir to the throne, Prince Albert Victor and Annie Elizabeth Crook, a working class girl. Sir Gull is better known in history books by his nickname: Jack The Ripper.
Damn, what a pathetic Dodgers loss. Loney should’ve thrown straight home. It’s like their heads been up their asses the last two weeks. Maybe because it’s a long season and they’re floundering before the break. Poor Torre, it’s all Steinbrenner’s fault. If George didn’t treat him like shit he’d be shooting for 7, to tie the all-time winning Yankee managers. Instead George turned me into a Dodger fan, which is what really irks me.
Well, you know Colonel, the surveillance cameras in the tunnel were either turned off, happened to all not be working (which is ludicrous) or are not being released. And the question to ask, I think, is who has the means to do that, who do they know and are connected to, yadda yadda. Eventually it leads to all of us, but more specifics than that can be ascertained and then lead back outward to most surely include MI5, CIA, ETC. n’ you and me… (something like Jagger’s Sympathy for the Devil song)…
The death of Princess Diana was a conspiracy, there’s more than enough evidence to suggest that. I don’t questioning the incident, I question the motive. You can’t compare Diana’s car accident to for example the assassination of John F. Kennedy. That was political, this was personal; and of course it was handled by the government operatives, because the British royal family is among the handful of families who control the world, along with Bush, Rockefeller, etc. However, I don’t think behind closed doors they shape shift into lizards and drink blood. They’re just a bunch of evil, greedy human beings, obsessed with money, power and total control.
Isn’t there a long history of kings killing wives and ex-wives? King Henry the 8th i believe? I seem to recall a nursery rhyme about him. Plus wasn’t the Lutheran church started to allow divorce?
There is a long history of murder amongst Emperors and Kings, of their most intimate relatives and “friends”. We have no problem accepting facts in regards to more distant history, while tending to dismiss “conspiracy theories” of modern day assassinations, since we rely so faithfully on our financially and politically controlled corporate media.
Prince William, Diana’s son, vowed he would never be King because of how the Royal Family mistreated his mom. I wonder how the Royals will deal with him for this “treachery”.
Regarding Diana, it has all the MI blueprints of a hit staged as an “accident”. A UK MI6 plan of 1992 would have used a bright blinding light, inside a tunnel, to cause President Slobodan Milosevic of Serbia to be killed in a car crash. Witnesses to the 8/31/97 hit testify a powerful blinding light from a motorcycle right before the tunnel crash. Most likely the white fiat which sped off and was never found or even searched for was weighted down and used to guide the mercedes into the pillar. Henri Paul was not an alcoholic and even a habitual drinker could not have been able to walk let alone drive with the amount of alcohol which was obviously injected later. Also, it took phenomenally long to get Di to the hospital and they took her to one further away than the nearest one. Supposedly she had a near 100% chance of survival if she had made it to the emergency room in time.