NL- Nope, I have no idea how the 3D thing works. Lucky for us, a rep from New Sensations does-
"Just to clarify because I am finding that many of the journalists are not familiar with the 3D technology and it is causing some confusion, the movie that you have a screener of is an anaglyph 3-D movie. It was shot using the most advanced technology in what is called a polarized format and down converted to anaglyph. This movie is NOT the polarized 3-D you can see in the theatres with movies like Avatar. Octopussy has been shot in that format for a future release in polarized, but since the new optimized TV’s have not fully penetrated the market we are choosing to release it in anaglyph (the format that anybody can view using the red and blue glasses we include with purchase of the movie).
To summarize, we have shot the first ever polarized adult 3-D movie. It is initially being released in anaglyph (red and blue glasses) and when more of the consumer market has in-home polarized viewing capabilities we will be releasing it in polarized."
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New Sensations and Funky Monkey Movies long awaited 3-D release “Octopussy 3-D: A XXX parody” streets today, and the anticipation is high. The J. Lalls feature marks the first ever modern polarized 3-D movie in adult.
Displaying unparalled quality, the entire movie was shot on a 3-D camera rig invented by Lalls himself, in high definition 1080p, guaranteeing excellent image quality for HD TV viewers.
“I had several mainstream tech guys on the crew for this project that ensured we were up to par on the latest technology,” said Lalls. “The quality that we were able to produce is unrivaled by anybody else.”
Since the market has not yet reached its potential for polarized 3-D porn, New Sensations and Funky Monkey Movies will initially release the movie in anaglyph.
“We shot the movie in a polarized format knowing that in-home 3-D capabilities were on the horizon,” Lalls explained. “With Panasonic selling out of their 3-D TV’s in March, the future looks promising but it just isn’t at the point we need it to be for us to release the polarized version to the public. We are doing an initial release of a box set with both 2-D and 3-D anaglyph versions with a second polarized release at a later date when 3-D TV’s have penetrated the in-home market.”
“Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody” features an all-star cast including Audrey Bitoni, Priya Rai, Phoenix Marie, Aletta Ocean, Danny Mountain and Dylan Riley.
The two disc set includes a 3-D feature movie, 2 pairs of 3-D glasses, a 2-D feature movie, full motion menus, photo gallery and special iPOD compatible format!
For additional information about “Octopussy 3-D: A XXX Parody” and to view the 3-D trailer visit the movie’s official website www.octopussy3d.com
Didn’t I mention to Larry and Colonel the idea of doing an X version of “Octopussy” on LIB?
You did Steele, will Danny Mountain be slapping any women around in this? That Priya Rai, wow, Phoenix looks good, getting away from the TF can only make things better. Mountain also has a low class accent, Bond isnt some cokcney trash.
You’re welcome, I guess I should say then(?)
How sad, Larry, when imagination has no hands to feed itself. An artiste raped agan. Alas…
Or is it some kinda ko-ink-a-dink?
Anyways, would anyone like to bid rental of my mind? Ok, let’s start with 100 dollar increments, like at the police car auction. Highest bidder gets a hurricane katrina-like brainstorm for one full weekend!
Who knows, I might even toss out million dollar ideas for low easy payments.
Act Now!
James Bond wouldnt wear those Bermuda shorts. Keiran Lee could have done that role, but isnt he tied into the Canuck Money Cleaners.
3D or not, the fact is that porn parody trend is at the end of its ropes. In 6 months to a year there would be no movies and TV series left for those lazy fucking hacks to rip off and turn into shitty vanilla porn flicks in which a bunch of whores fool around, spew verbal diarrhea and embarrassingly fail at imitating fictional characters before getting to cheesy, redundant sex scenes.
Speaking of which, one of the few movies that hasn’t been hacked and turned into a dofus porn parody yet is Silence of the Lambs. Derek Hay AKA Ben English can play Dr. Hannibal Lecter. Hell, he doesn’t even need make up to look like a deranged cannibal monster.
So that means Jeff/Will have to find a new idea in a year to bleed dry, but at least he’ll be at the front of the curve unlike Axel Braun et al. This whole parody thing may go by without Steele getting a major role, though has the Trannyfucker got a major role in any of those movies? They done any gay/tranny parodies?
Close, but not quite Larry, I play Mark Anthony in Will Ryder’s “J-Ho”, still yet to be released (then again, my character didn’t have much dialogue). Tis a shame, because not many know how good an actor I can be, being SAG/AFTRA, having wow’d over a few in my time, etc. Anyone who’s seen “Sacred Sin” or even “Butterface Part Troix” should already know this. I still think I should’ve played “The Fonz”, I would’ve kicked ass, but oh well.
Here’s me proudly starring in a couple of red-neck censored fuck music videos:
“Do it the butt”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLn2KT0LIgI
“Manage-a-three”