CALLING ALL SINGING PORN STARS!!
HUSTLER VIDEO ANNOUNCES CASTING CALL FOR “THIS AIN’T GLEE XXX” PARODY
You’ve impressed us with your expert oral skills so far…but can you sing?!
“This Ain’t” like porn star karaoke, folks! Hustler Video is casting for This Ain’t Glee XXX, the latest XXX movie in its “This Ain’t” parody series.
For this upcoming blockbuster parody/musical feature, casting agents are seeking adult performers who have a background in vocal performance or who possess excellent (and genuine!) singing abilities.
Hustler Video will hold open casting calls at LFP Studios for all interested porn stars who sing on Tuesday, March 9 and Wednesday, March 10. Please arrive at 10:30 am.
To audition for This Ain’t Glee XXX, please prepare a rock ’n’ roll song that will be sung a cappella for the director, the producers and the talent coordinator.
Auditions will be held on a first-come, first-served basis, starting promptly at 10:30 am.
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Yep! I saw this one coming quite some time ago. I LOVE the show Glee and have thought that there should be a porn musical for quite a while now.
OK – now it’s time for “This Ain’t FAME” !
I can’t wait until they do “All in the Family”. Watch Edith Bunker get gang-banged. “Those were the daaaaaaayyyysss!”
Monica, the last porn musical that was made was Misty Beethoven: The Musical by Veronica Hart for VCA a couple of years ago. Some fairly decent singing.
And this would be a perfect time to get Stephanie Swift to do something in a non-sex role with singing.
She’s done it before in other movies.
They should take the rejects and do an American Idol parody if it hasn’t been done yet. You have Simon, Randy, Paula, Kara and Ellen, perfect for parody. Ellen would have to be played by a tranny though cause she’s an actual butch lesbian, not like these bi for pay porn chicks. You can get Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Fantasia and Jordin Sparks to show up and dyke out. Randy and Simon will say something to the contestants like, “Unfortunately it’s a no for this competition, but it’s a yes for sex in my dressing in five minutes.” You could even have Ryan Secrest and Clay Aiken in some gay shit; a little something for everyone.
Why not just hold the audition at Porn Star Karoake with celebrity judges, some mainstream porn hound always shows up, or have Seymour and staff judge, they know who can sing and who cant. An idol parody would mean some second rate limey actor would play Simon. Paula would be easy, we just fine a meth whore who looks like her, I think there is a large group to choose from…ah, here is a Chasey Lain comeback vehicle.