A reader e-mails me- I’ve been corresponding with Emily for awhile now, but during a lapse in our communication, I lost touch. My latest letter was return to sendered back to me. I thought I should let you know that her arrest wasn’t drug related. Also, it appears they attempted to forward my letter to a parole unit, so it sounds like she might have been paroled : ).
Any help getting back in touch would be appreciated, but if not, it’s okay, I just wanted to give you an update and thank you for helping me out before.
I heard she was running the street in hollywood!!
Dear reader, Emily Evermore is in my fucking pocket. Now go get a life.
I can’t help it, man, today I laughed so hard I almost busted my gut. This is un-fucking-doubtly pure comedy gold, and I have to share it:
Today, a link to a new thread on ADT was sent to me. The topic of the thread is: YOU, by a fucking loser who calls himself bnosaj26. Here is what he says:
‘I have to say i seen your video in pretty peaches, and you are my favorite model there is. You have the most amazing looking face and body, your my dream girl. Anyways if your ever in Houston i love to come see you or met you somewhere and watch you perform.’
wcw43921, another ADT loser, replies:
‘Welcome to The Forum. I’m sure whomever you’re talking about appreciates your adoration of her, but she might appreciate it even more if you were to refer to her by name. That would also give the rest of us a chance to agree with you.’
Did you get it? ‘That would also give the rest of us a chance to agree with you.’ That’s right, as long as somebody wears a skirt, bleeds once a month and fucks on film for a living, that’s enough for these losers to praise her and stick their tongues up her ass as deep as humanly possible. What a wonderful world.
P.S: Alright, which one of you little fanboy fuckers is bnosaj26? Come on, you can tell Uncle Colonel.
HAHAHAHAHA
Haven’t talked to you in a while Colonel. You getting me donuts for Christmas?
How are you, Biatch? Long time no talk. You bet your ass I’ll be getting lots of donuts for Christmas; I’ll give away lots of donuts, too. You send me some tits and ass pictures, and I’ll send you a box of Krispy Kreme. That’s right, I’m a loving man with a heart of gold.
Colonel; happy holidays and have a Happy new year!!! long time know see!! where in the Hell u been Rick? Florida need to get away from out here and chill and bang some non-industry girls for awhile. And it was good!
More power to you, Rick. Girls everywhere, industy and non-industry alike, need and appreciate good old fashion bangin’. Give’m all your lovin’ throughout 2010 and beyond.
Happy holidays and have a great year.