Fifth top phrase I heard, "Where’s the party?" Porn stars LOVE to attend after parties.
Fourth top phrase I heard, "Where’s her handler?" Handler? Geez, how sad women in porn need "handlers." Why can’t they handle themselves?
Third top phrase I heard, "Where’s my hotel key?" This is so sad. We have to help these women who are messed up in porn!
Second top phrase I heard, "I want my fucking drugs!" It broke our hearts to see wasted porn stars at Exxxotica Expo. Pray for them!
Top porn industry phrase I heard at Exxxotica Expo Porn Convention: "Where’s the weed?
—-Handler? Geez, how sad women in porn need “handlers.” Why can’t they handle themselves?
LMAO. Isn’t being a handler YOUR fulltime gig, Shelley? More awesome hypocrisy. And you had better concoct a nastier list next time if you want to drum up outrage. It still sounds like too much fun. Toodles.
”Handlers”? What The F—?? Don’t people ”handle” like steers and cows and stuff? Heyyy…the OK Corrall For Nutty Porn Chicks.
Most common phrases heard for Shelley Lubben:
1) The government is your friend…
2) My superstitions are better than your superstitions.
3) Trust me to make your decisions for you.
4) Porn is the root of all evil.
5) I just want to help lost souls…
WTF?
This could be a list of top phrases heard at your typical Hollywood party…Lubben is such a shrill harpy.
“Where’s the party…it better be someplace losers from the fucking valley can’t get into”
“Where’s her handler…cocksucker of an agent/manager/boyfriend/husband owes me lunch for picking up his piece of shit project!”
“Where’s my hotel key…I finally got that hottie who works at the studio to let me teabag her while I finger her rosebud, so I need that room stat!!!!”
“I want my fucking drugs…asshole producer hoovered all my shit in the bathroom ten minutes ago…prick can’t read my scripts, but he can do all of my coke like he’s my friend…scumbag joke of a human who makes shitty remakes and sequels…”
“Where’s the weed…I got to get straight to pitch to asshole over there my reality TV idea…motherfuckers be faded and then get big dollars for a show about people dancing and eating rats…damn I need my chronic!”
Shelly Lubben is a lotta things: hypocritical, nuts, superstitions, etc. But underneath all that, there’s still a fucking cock loving whore, begging to please and be pleased.
Shelly Lubben lies, but pictures don’t lie, my friends. When she was doing porn under the stage name Roxy, she used to take every cock like a champion with so much passion that’s rare to see among today’s 20 something year old whores. Are you going to tell me that passion just weathered and died? No, that’s impossible. She tries to deny what she is, who she is and what she wants. But deep down, she’s still that take-all-the cocks-she-can whore. Maybe someday she comes to her senses, gives up her mumbo jumbo endeavours and goes back to doing what she does best: deep anal fucking, DPs and cum swallowing. Maybe someday me and her reunite, now that would be worthy of celebrating. I’ll drink to that.
On another note, for those of you who haven’t seen Shelly Lubben at her whoredom glory, the good news is now you can order one of her best movies ever at the low price of $5.92 plus shipping & handling:
Roxy A Gang Bang Fantasy: http://www.excaliburfilms.com/AdultDVD/300023D1_Roxy_A_Gang_Bang_Fantasy_dvd.htm?PTID=1103
Do not hesitate, seeing is believing.
Movie description: ‘Roxy doesn’t have a problem in the world. Her fantasy of being with a herd of horny cowpokes on a ‘dude’ ranch comes true beyond her wildest expectations. She just can’t get enough, but she damn sure scores extra points for trying real hard.’
Thanks for the link…but will she autograph the DVD if we give her organization a donation?!
Roxy A Gang Bang Fantasy has been my top selling VOD title for two years straight. Thanks Shelley and Gamelink.
You’re welcome, Sammy, and sure Shelly will autograph the DVD for some extra bucks. Anything for Jesus.
Here are links to VOD pages so those who don’t want to purchase the DVD can watch the movie online:
http://www.hotmovies.com/video/35184/?CLICK=116257%252C1%252Chm_rs%252C
http://www.gamelink.com/display_product.jhtml?id=205180&ref=iafd&mall=st&src=gl
Really, Wo!
That means that the Industry shall encourage washed up PW to become christian and regretfull in other to boost sagging sales.
The weed’s right here! Cali ain’t the only place with marijuana dispensaries
—–She just can’t get enough, but she damn sure scores extra points for trying real hard.
That’s her, alright.
I never comment on blogs, but I had to chime in on this one, it really pissed me off. Who the hell is this Shelley Lubban character, and where does she come up with this shit? I was there all weekend long at the Exxxotica convention, and it was a great event, and I never saw her there? Her statements/comments about the adult stars there are wrong and very misleading, and damaging for the image of the industry. I never heard one girl, either any of my publicity clients, or any of my good friends and collegues I make films with say anything like that. I would like to see this woman stop trashing the industry, an industry that she once worked in and made money in. If she’s upset, and disappointed, she should keep it to herself. She’s been getting some press because of her negative rants, because there’s press out there that feeds off this, and maybe this makes good press for conservatives and family value people. But hey, the adult industry is not going away because of people like her. I think the best course is to ignore her and her rantings, and she’ll eventually go away.