HEEEERRRREEEE’SSSS Jerry! Gerry Seinfeld and the cast of Seinfeld XXX

 

Kristina Rose – Elaina

Ashlynn Brooke – Regina

Natalie Norton – Suzanne

Sasha Grey – as herself

Sadie West – as herself

London Keys – Video Clerk

Cassandra Calogera – Teri

Tony Disergio – Buck

J. Walker – Noman – non-sex role

Eric John – Crammer

Steve Pomerants – Gorge – non-sex role

James Deen – Gerry

Evan Stone – Porn Nazi

Cast List for New Sensation’s- Seinfeld

Kristina Rose – Elaina

Ashlynn Brooke – Regina

Natalie Norton – Suzanne

Sasha Grey – as herself

Sadie West – as herself

 CHATSWORTH, CA – April 16, 2009 – After weeks of speculation, the cast for New Sensation’s adult parody of the greatest television program of all time has been announced. Their production team has been hard at work making sure every detail of “Seinfeld – A XXX Parody” is as accurate as possible right down to the ever so popular 90’s style shoulder pads in the wardrobe.
 
The casting was no exception. Director Lee Roy Myers and Production Manager Wicked Sister held several days of auditions during which the lobby of New Sensations was swarmed by the potential hopefuls. After 2 days of non-stop readings they had narrowed it down to a small group that came in for a second audition.  It was after the second audition that Deen was chosen to play Gerry (Jerry), Eric John casted as Crammer (Kramer) and Kristina Rose as Elaina (Elaine). But, it was the character of Gorge (George) that gave them the most trouble and it wasn’t until adult talent agency owner Steve Pomerants came in for an unrelated appointment with New Sensations that it clicked; he was the perfect Gorge.
 
“We saw Steve that day and within 24 hours had his character re-written into the script as a non-sex role,” explains Wicked Sister. “It was at that moment that it all came together and we knew we had the perfect cast. The remaining roles fell into place like pieces of a puzzle.”
 
In the days to come, Evan Stone was casted as the Porn Nazi (Soup Nazi); nailing the catch phrase “No porn for you!” ever so perfectly and for the role of Noman (Newman), a non-suspecting Playboy editor by the name of J. Walker with an un-canny resemblance to the actual character in the show. Also casted was Ashlynn Brooke, Sadie West, Sasha Grey, Cassandra Calogera, Natalie Norton, London Keys and Tony De Sergio.
 
“We knew our true test was going to be the reaction from the press that provided on set coverage,” explains Myers.  “They were essentially the first outsiders to see the cast and when they arrived on set and literally stopped in their tracks to stare, we knew we had hit it right on the head.”
 
Among those on set providing press was Gene Ross, a true veteran to this industry and arguably one of the hardest figures to impress in adult. Ross describes his experience as this, "The characters in the porn version are so true to the TV show, that I got neurotic just from watching the rehearsals."
 
“Seinfeld – A XXX Parody is scheduled for a summer 2009 release.

 

2 thoughts on “HEEEERRRREEEE’SSSS Jerry! Gerry Seinfeld and the cast of Seinfeld XXX

  1. denisethepainter says:

    I can’t WAIT to see this! To OWN this!
    One zillion kudos to Director Lee Roy Myers for creating this.
    I can already tell it’s gonna be fantastic.
    “No porn for you!” LOL

    The popcorn’s already popped and I’m waiting with the DVD controller–POISED.^^

  2. The Simpsons is the greatest television program of all time… 20 years and it never skipped a beat

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