Seymore Butts Writes-
i’ve been busy, busy, busy but i had to take a moment to fill you in on the latest:
i got an email today from someone saying they repped "adnan" and wanted to know if i was interested in a BRITNEY SPEARS sex tape? mind you, i have no idea if this guy is for real or not, but i’m supposed to be meeting him monday. i can’t wait to hear how much he wants for it! considering i had a chance to own a substantial portion of the first pam and tommy tape for $20,000 and passed it up only to later learn the tape grossed over $25,000,000…you can bet i’m gonna seriously consider it if this guys the real deal!
just out of curiousity, let me know if it’s something that you would be interested watching?
Seymore doesnt have enough cash to sit in on a viewing much less actually purchase the damn thing. Nevermind the 2257 issues. He only received the generic email because his name appears in the AVN Industry directory. I got the same email. Do I want to purchase the tape? Hell no. Do I think she will sign a 2257 model release? Hell no. Does her dad still control all her business deals, Hell yes. The porn business has enough issues right now. Instead of flying down to Florida to support your friend and buddy Paul Little(Max Hardcore) while he gets sentences to alot of years in person and alot of fines you wanna think about Brittany Spears? I’m starting to think Seymore really is the informant that people rumored about for so many years. Let me guess you will be at the auction for Pauls house when the government takes it? There are some whores staying there now named Jenna and Layla that really get on my nerves. Both are old and both are skinny as hell and they think they are special. Special ED maybe.
I thought Adam was a genius, oh wait, Family Business was all a set up? Damn. Never liked his stuff, never could figure out his success outside of the girls, and he’s so annoying with his canned schtick. BDD, your theory may have some substance to it, he’s got custody of his son, no biggie considering Taylor Hayes, but, the feds were up his rectum before, werent they? Kids often help law enforcement as leverage.
The Feds were so up his ass that when an agent sneezed Seymore farted. Unlike Paul Little(Max Hardcore) all these problems with the Feds just disappeared like magic and then a few years later he has a series on Showtime. I doubt Paul Little(Max Hardcore) will have a series on television. I’m sure he will be entertainment for the other prisoners. He is telling the whores staying at his house not to do interracial so hopefully he gets ass fucked by the biggest black cock in the prison. Hopefully they dont piss on him like he did in some of the scenes in his videos. That would be fucked up. I can tell you right now if anyone smuggles in a speculum Paul Little(Max Hardcore) will never walk the same away again.
Seymore, the fashionista role model of porn. The man must be in CQ all the time, George Cloony shall copy his debonair style.
The only good thing about his Showtime show was the priceless Dillian Lauren/Ava Vincent catfight. That ruled. And that was more Cousin Steve fault.
I just read somewhere that there is no spears sex tape.
Tape or not, nice to rub Seymore’s arrogant ass nose in shit. Rics, thanks for mentioning Cousin Stevie. The producers early on noticed that Stevie was really the only funny and interesting part of the show and Adam was boring and of course didnt share shit. The Vivid folks did the same thing with the Debbie Does Dallas series, though they did bash Cassidey and show that Paul Thomas is a nutjob. Fine, but Steve, Marci, Bill and Davis live in a glass house.
Has Seymore Butts had anything since Alisha Klass left? I guess Flower Tucci, but she does her own thing now…
Adams’ a wash-up Shane-losing has-been(coke), the Showtime show was contrived to the point of casting-extras, True-Dat: “there is NO Britney tape”, and alas, Alisha/Flower/Shannon et al got away from Seymore the milisecond they saw an opportunity.. what does that say about everyone being discussed..!?
Adams do looks like a crackhead, I expect he does not smell like one too. Poor kid.