Brandon Iron- Slap Happy and Thankful

 

I remember the first time I ever talked to Brandon on the phone.

He called me and was telling me about his new series "Slap Happy."

He told me that it was girls getting slapped and throwing up and having sex, and I thought he was freakin’ out of his mind! Then I saw the first movie and I loved it. Gross, and sexy and funny and perverse all at the same time. Brandon under the name Alek James Hidell) directed the first one and 2, 3, 4. Those were the best. Someone else took the series over after that and it just wasn’t at good as the originals.

Brandon’s blog says-Brandon was born on July 14th, 1968, in Alberta, Canada. He completed a degree in English but quickly learned he preferred adult magazines over literature. After squandering several years in unfulfilling jobs, he pursued his pornographic passion and has no regrets.

His first movie was with Ashley Nicole in “Bonfire of the Panties” in 1991, but he did not perform on a full time basis until 1997.

He has worked for dozens of adult companies, fucked hundreds of girls, and has millions of reasons to be thankful for having the best job in the World. Brandon enjoys hearing from fans. His email address in brandoniron_99@yahoo.com. www.brandoniron.com/home.php

28 thoughts on “Brandon Iron- Slap Happy and Thankful

  1. This fucking jackass needs to show a recent Herpes test or go back to Canada.

  2. Donkey Wrong says:

    The series rocked, BDD.

  3. what’s his next series “A Good Source of Herpes”?

  4. Brandon is a funny poster in XPT, he takes the herpes and the skanks haressment with good humour.

  5. I love what I do….I truly do. There is nothing else that fuels a sex addict more than the sound of panties hitting the floor.

  6. Larry Horse says:

    At least as a Canadian he has access to cheap prices on Valtrex, I hope he’s taking it.

  7. I can even get antipsychotic meds for dudes whose delusions of grandeur cause them to extol the size of their “big” dick. Guess he never heard the expression, “Walk softly and carry a big stick.” Stigler’s law of eponymy suggests that eponyms are usually false, i.e., things are rarely named after the person who discovered or invented them. (source: Wikipedia)

    Extra, extra, read all about it, BigDumpDummy.

  8. As always you like to skirt the issue and go off on some pointless tangent.

    Lets see your herpes test Brandon.

    If you have nothing to hide then you should be a little more honest and open.

    I’ll say it again. PUT THE RUMORS TO REST AND CONFIRM THAT YOU DO OR DO NOT HAVE HERPES.

    This way girls can make up their own mind if they want to be exposed . .I mean . .work with you or not.

  9. Unless and until you are elected Grand Poo Bah of the Adult Industry, I don’t have to answer to you, my friend. I’ve paid dues for 11 years in the business and sleep well at night. Your veiled anger speaks volumes.

    Is there some sort of mental exam you can take to prove that you aren’t overcompensating for a small dick or something? I’m being serious. Most people enjoy the product. Whenever there is animosity, there is some sort of motivation behind it and I’m just trying to figure out yours.

    I’m the one who feels tainted after being exposed to your tantrum. I’ve said this in the past and I’ll repeat it to you now: If someone claims they caught something from me, can I at least be allowed the right to face my accuser? It seems like you are on some sort of crusade….or not.

  10. Yeah, thats what I thought. You have Herpes.

    You are simply hiding behind the fact that people in this business have so many partners both on camera and off that its almost impossible to determine who caught what from whom and when.

    Its shameful that you would use this as an excuse.

    Maybe I am on a crusade. To try to rid people of incurable diseases.

    You want the right to face your accusers but yet you want to take away someones right to make an informed decision to work with someone that has a disease?

    What about THEIR rights? Are you so self centered that you only think about YOUR rights?

    Think about the people that feel tainted after they worked with you and now read that you are avoiding this subject so adamantly.

    Brandon, this is America. If you want to expose people to Herpes go back to Canada and work with Steve Sweet. This shit is gonna catch up with you. I know you will reply with some ignorant shit like “people like my videos” but that doesnt matter. What matters is that knowing you have a sexual transmitted disease and even if you take your Meds every single day, you need to tell the people you work with you have it.

    Simple as that. There is no other choice.

    ATTENTION: FEMALES IN THE ADULT BUSINESS.

    You can report Brandon to Cal OSHA by calling this number:

    (213) 237-9958

    You can find additional Cal OSHA information here:

    http://www.dir.ca.gov/DOSH/AdultFilmIndustry.html

    Even people taking herpes meds can spread this incurable disease. If you have worked with Brandon and only seen the AIM test that DOES NOT include herpes testing then call the number above and report Brandon. Its important to know for sure if Brandon Irons has Herpes or not. If he doesnt then great. Good for him. If he does, then he needs to be deported at once.

  11. You are right! This IS America. It’s a place with rules. Rule 1 of the adult industry is that you show your partner a current HIV test. For 11 years I have tested with AIM Healthcare, just like hundreds of other performers. No one has come forward to accuse me of giving them anything but a check so I sleep very well at night.

    Thanks for the offer to work with Steve Sweet but I prefer women. I respect your choice and orientation.

    If you truly wanted to change long-established industry standards, you’d be lobbying AIM Healthcare to do so. You are not.

  12. One person. Just one. Preferably someone who is alive and who can speak for themselves. No third party anecdotal he-said, she-said tales, please. Just man up and let’s find out who got what from whom. (Hint: There are over 400 women at http://www.loadmymouth.com who have worked with me. Peruse that site and go from there, you McCarthy wannabe.)

    Witch hunts went out of fashion in Salem.

    The same First Amendment that allows you to speak your mind allows me to call you on your bullshit. If you have direct knowledge of someone catching something, you owe it to your holier-than-thou standards to tell the world instead of letting crickets chirp.

    I thought so….

  13. What did you think? Yeah, nothing.

    You want the names of the girls so that you can harass them?

    Rumors about your herpes status have been circulating for years. If you are clean then why dont you show proof instead of doing everything possible to skirt the issue?

    (now the crickets are chirping)

  14. Larry Horse says:

    That hard to say you dont have Herpes? Boy this sounds like Barry Bonds’ bullshit to me. And here is another moment of zen:

    She only just recently returned to the world of porn, and she is nervous about doing all non-condom scenes.

    TSF Christian on Shayla Laveaux who shot with the trannyfucker today.

  15. I want the name (singular) of even one girl just to give some sort of credibility to what you’re saying. You want the tail to wag the dog and that’s not how this business works. I work very hard at building the content of the sites at http://www.brandoniron.com …too hard to let someone like you try to damage my reputation.

    If you are truly trying to help this industry, why are you not taking any action against anyone else? You seem very, very selective in your cause.

    Maybe you’ve done this business for longer than me. I don’t know. You are probably someone who knows me and has a chip on his shoulder. It really doesn’t matter to me.

    I’ve worked hard to build a good reputation in this game and can assure you that you aren’t going to be the one to take me down.

    I know it’s probably taking you some time to wade through the 418 names at http://www.loadmymouth.com but could you at least come up with one girl who will back you up?

    That’s how courtroom dramas work: you make the accusation and then bring some sort of evidence. Please, Matlock, that smoking gun you are looking for is only a freshly-hit bong in your drug-addled mind.

    Dave’s not here, man. Sorry.

  16. Stop watching courtroom dramas that are not based in reality.

    The evidence is your herpes test.

    For someone that puts so many people at risk why you are not willing to prove that you are not a herpes carrier?

    You want the name? Ricki Lixxx said you had herpes.

    Lets see how you struggle to avoid providing your test results now.

  17. The 418 people that you have exposed are waiting to hear your answer. Dont keep them waiting.

  18. Wow….you couldn’t find anyone I’ve worked with in THIS millenium? Seriously, I thought I may have worked with Ricki for an Al Borda gangbang 1999 but when I checked the box covers online, I’m not in those movies. I honestly do not remember her. I’m not saying we didn’t work together but I looked for pairings of Ricki and me on http://www.iafd.com and didn’t find any. She is not on any of my sites or the Braincash network.

    Since I’m easy to find, she can e-mail me personally at brandoniron_99@yahoo.com.

  19. BigDickDaddy says:

    I figured you would continue to avoid confirming you have Herpes. A few girls have already contacted CAL OSHA so I would be surprised if new regulations come down.

    I’m sure everyone in the business will thank you.

  20. When you are speed dialing AL OSHA, be sure to conceal this pearl of wisdom taken from an interview with Sharon Mitchell, AIM Healthcare.

    albert_300: About what percentage of actors and actresses in the industry are infected with various STDs, such as herpes, HIV, etc.?

    Sharon Mitchell: A very small percentage. Less than 7% HIV, and 12-28% STDs. Herpes is always about 66%. People are medicated with acyclovir for herpes, which is very effective in preventing the herpes outbreaks. Chlamydia and gonorrhea, however, along with hepatitis, seem to stick to everything from dildos to flat surfaces to hands, so, pardon my expression, but we are usually up to our asses in chlamydia.

    Since I haven’t heard from Ricki, does anyone have an e-mail address for her? It’s always good to go to the source and I’d like to see how she’s doing. God forbid someone is using her name or putting words in her mouth.

  21. Larry Horse says:

    7% HIV? Out of every performer ever…or are you counting the gay industry…do trannies even test? Christian you readin’ this. So with Herpes at 66% its cool Mr Iron? Dont use Dr Mitch to defend yourself, Hitler had doctors far more qualified.

  22. The Colonel says:

    Brandon, the facts and/or rumors about your herpes have been circulating in the adult industry for a long time, and they won’t go away unless you answer them clearly and with proof. You won’t benefit from denial, justification and virtual fights. Get tested and send your test results to LIB and other adult news sites so everybody can see you’re clean and good and don’t have anything to be afraid of, that is of course if you really don’t have anything to be afraid of.

  23. What kind of crackhead logic are you using today? You are telling us that a little less then 1 out of 10 people have HIV and that everyone other person has Herpes? Is this how you justify you spreading it to 418 people? Because they probably had it already?

    You know what Brandon? Fuck you! You are a pathetic loser. A complete fucking moron who has completely lost his fucking mind. You cant even have a conversation like a fucking adult because you are so determined to come up with ANY excuse.

    YOU HAVE HERPES AND YOU REFUSE TO LET PEOPLE KNOW IT BEFORE WORKING WITH YOU AND YOUR OTHER LOSERS.

    Thats simply wrong and disgusting.

  24. Capitalizing your words to show how angry and outraged you are. That’s wrong. That’s disgusting.

    I hope to never stoop to your level.

  25. herpes iron and tranny fucker, both use exactly the same dodge and weave tactics when questioned.

    they probably compare notes.

  26. Larry Horse says:

    Good source of Herpes, take a damn test, bet BDD will even pay for it, oh are you studying for it…just like Christian does every month. Trannyfucker is doing scenes in a BBW movie, proof that he will do anyone and anything for money, man doesnt he know he’s taking valuable work away from Dino Bravo, Rod Fontana and Steele.

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