Please write this book for Seymore Butts… edited 7.8.8

Ladies- Please answer the questions below and send them to Seymore. He doesn’t really want to do any work, and actually write a book. He just wants to compile your answers and get the check! And if Seymore has to ask anyone and everyone for help with this I would question that fact that he learned anything from the a ton of experience he has eating pussy and kissing etc… I mean, send out some e-mails to all your porn friends if you have to, but putting up a public bulletin on MYSPACE just seems so cheesy, desperate and unprofessional. Having been in porn for a number of years, you would think (hope) that SB has quite a bit of experience in these matters, and wouldn’t have to ask for help at all to write about it. Scary. So does this mean that SB has been faking it all these years? And he really doesn’t know how to kiss correctly, or eat pussy? Seymore, cum on…

Seymore writes- Ladies, Be A Part Of Seymore’s Book….

I am looking for females to participate in the book I’m writing. It’s a sexual advice book for men and I want input from you.
I am asking for your answers to the following questions:

How I like to be kissed? Don’t forget to mention what you don’t like.

How I like my p*ssy eaten? Don’t forget to mention what you don’t like.

How I like to be f*cked? Don’t forget to mention what you don’t like.

Feel free to answer one or all 3 of the questions. I will then choose what I feel are the most helpful and informative answers to appear in the book.
In exchange, those whose answers are chosen will be thanked on the acknowledgement page of the book (any name you like!)

Please e-mail all submissions or questions to teamtushystar@gmail.com.

Please include the name you would like acknowledged should your submission(s) be chosen.

Thank You,
Seymore Butts

6 thoughts on “Please write this book for Seymore Butts… edited 7.8.8

  1. Why doesn’t he have Shane, Taylor Hayes, Alisha Klass, and Mari Possato write the book for him. Especially Taylor. I just read her Wikipedia page and there’s nothing there about drug use or anything like that. So how was he able to kidnap her son and win custody?

  2. I’m curious as to why, after all these years, he’s still using G-Mail. Doesn’t he have his own domain(s)? Something ain’t right in Adam’s world.

  3. Mari Possa, Mari Possa (a missspelling of Butterfly in Spanish).

    Will his book be as lame as his show?

  4. There will be no Cousin Stevie making funny comments. And his mom?

  5. The Colonel says:

    Seymore Butts is a 40 some years old loser who doesn’t know how to dress up and cumb his greasy hair. Like many other scumbags including Donny Long, Christian the faggot and Germy Steal, he got into porn to hang out with hookers and get his tiny, little dick sucked, because in real life no girl would touch him. He got rich off porn in the 90’s, but so did everyone else in that era, and that’s nothing special, in recent years, he had his 15 seconds of fame with his so-called documentary ‘Family Business’ on Show Time, and now that’s all gone, his sales are declining, his talent agency is going down the drain, and his TV show is cancelled; so what does he do to stay relevant? Like every other loser in America, he writes a book, the same old crappy story, all over again. Sorry Butts, but we’ve been there, done that.

  6. And he posts it on a Myspace bulletin. BUWAHAHA! 😀 And not even the visible Myspace blog. But the bulletin.

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