Dear Jewish website owner,
Shalom
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Fuck You, Luke, aka “Deep Throat”. You have the audacity to call yourself a Jew while you break on a regular basis Moses’ commandment of “Thou Shall Not Bear False Witness”. Thought you were clever with that purely evil stunt, didn’t you? You only proved how fucking stupid, low and malicious you are, as I’ve previously pointed out. Stop pretending to be religious you piece of shit!!!
Yeah me too, for whatever the Midget was talking about, oh wait, its God’s commandment, one of the ten he didnt drop, those other five, which included that the first ten were full of shit and that pigs and crustacheons were fine, you just try to fish the Dead Sea and raise pigs in the desert. And that our moral leader was really Bill Margold, glad that one was dropped, I’ve always seen DAC as mine, even though he doesnt like me.
I do enjoy that Jeremy has been accusing me of posting as Deep Throat on XXX Porn Talk. I can confidently say it isn’t me. But he can keep tying himself in knots thinking about it.
I’ll be doing more than thinking about it Luke.
IP addresses are traceable. It would’ve been better for you to have neither confirmed or denied it, but thankyou. You admit having joy in knowing that someone has been accused of a crime based on no specific evidence or testimony, whatsoever, from a post of someone who writes just like you; authoritatively and with malice but no facts. I see you think this is funny but it is not. Both professionally and spiritually, Luke, you are digging your own grave. You are a false Jew in every sense of the word. You pretend to be religious, trying to fool yourself and others that you are some kind of noble person, better than the porno heathen as you collectively perceive us to be. I’m surprised you’ve gotten away with all that you have for this long but your days are numbered, pal.
“I’m surprised you’ve gotten away with all that you have for this long but your days are numbered, pal.”
Hey jeremysteele, whatever Luke may or may not have done, it’s a really BAD idea to post death threats on a message board.
The Midget versus the ex-Adventist Jew, maybe it can be the opening act at a Porn Star Karoake event, or shoot at the AEE, Paul Fishbein Presents, Gene Ross as Special Guest Referee, and of course first rate Ring Card Girls from the roster of LA Direct, the two or three that arent hooking at the moment.
“Both professionally and spiritually, Luke, you are digging your own grave…
your days are numbered, pal.”
(what happened to the rest of my message??) Like I just wrote, although it didn’t show up, it’s a BAD idea moonkelly to construe the above statement as a death threat. Merry X-mass, Larry from the world’s tallest midget. Maybe for New Years you can make a resolution to come up with a joke that’s actually funny. Repetition of the same stupid insult doesn’t become funnier over time.