Kevin Blatt Runs Into Frank Stallone

Kevin Blatt calls me Friday afternoon. "I get a great massage. Afterwards, I’m walking down Rodeo Dr. I stop off at Vitallis, a great donut shop on Canon Dr.

"I’m sitting there having a cup of coffee and I look over to my left and Andrew Dice Clay is sitting there with Frank Stallone. I say, I’ve got to tell Frank who I am because he’s in my movie American Cannibal.

"I walk over to him and say, ‘Hey Frank.’ He says, ‘Hey. How are you doing?’ I said, ‘We’re in a movie together.’ He looks at me. I said, ‘Remember those guys who came to pitch you on the television show we were doing…’ He said, ‘Oh yeah, that’s a movie?’

"He had no idea he was in this movie.

"Meanwhile, I think Andrew Dice Clay was more upset that I didn’t come up to him and say, ‘Hey Dice.’ Is he an old bloated Jew.

"Frank looks great. Better than Sly.

"Frank’s my boy.

"He goes, ‘What do you do?’

"I said, ‘I work in the Adult business but I’m trying to produce some TV shows.’

"I told him about my involvement with the Paris Hilton sex tape.

"He goes, ‘Oh, Red Light. I love their stuff.’"

13 thoughts on “Kevin Blatt Runs Into Frank Stallone

  1. I bet Frank thought he had a stalker.

  2. Frank Stallone is Z list. That Kevin is begging him to be freinds is amusing. Next week he’ll be emailing how Jackie Stallone read his horoscope. Don’t send another email unless the Stallone you know is named Sly.

  3. Begging to be friends?
    AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    I wouldn’t go that far.

  4. BigDickDaddy says:

    This is really sad. I run into Dustin Diamond(screech from saved by the bell) asking for spare change at the Arco station down the street and I didnt email Luke or Xbiz.

    Im pretty sure Frank washed his hands a little longer then normal once at got where he was going.

  5. KB- if your so proud of American Canibal why do the producers say you filed a Cease and Desist and tried to prevent it from being shown at the Tribeca Film Festival?

    http://blog.acme-pictures.com/

  6. KB- if your so proud of American Canibal why do the producers say you filed a Cease and Desist and tried to prevent it from being shown at the Tribeca Film Festival?

    Showbiz kid- how else do you get the attention of Deniro and Jane Rosenthal as well as all the media critics in NYC and abroad?

    U threaten to sue!

    It was a brilliant PR move for me- and when you see the movie you’ll understand more.

  7. I’ll give you credit for being honest about it.

  8. There’s a couple of problems with your “brilliant PR move”. First, I can’t find any evidence that any news organization published your lawsuit threat. Sure AVN and Xbiz published it, but I don’t Deniro reads those. Second, there’s no such thing as a ‘cease and desist order”. Its called a temporary restraining order (“TRO”). Finally, if you try to defraud the press they don’t like it and you can kiss goodbye any chance od future PR.

  9. How do we know this guy posting as KB is really KB and not just someone pretending to be the all mighty KB?

  10. Sure AVN and Xbiz published it, but I don‚Äôt Deniro reads those. Second, “there‚Äôs no such thing as a ‚Äòcease and desist order‚Äù. Its called a temporary restraining order (‚ÄùTRO‚Äù). Finally, if you try to defraud the press they don‚Äôt like it and you can kiss goodbye any chance od future PR.”

    You are right about the TRO- I never called it a C & D

    As far as the press that covered it how about looking at the NY Post or NY Times?

    Google me baby- you’ll see not just AVN and XBIZ ran with that story.

  11. donny long was here – 500,001

  12. Google shows no NYT or NYP article.

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