LA Erotica coming up this weekend, I thought I’d take a moment to give some tips and suggestions to the fans about attending the convention when meeting their favorite porn star.
1. HYGENE
a. Shower: Take one. Soap is your friend.
b. Wear Deodorant: The number one complaint I heard from women in porn is the body odor that some fans have when they come to meet their favorite porn stars.
c. Shave your face: None of the girls enjoy having your sandpaper five o’clock shadow grinding against their face when you get a picture taken with them.
d: Cologne: The ladies enjoy a nice fragrance but dont dump a bucket of it over yourself. A little goes a long way.
e: Brush your teeth: No one wants to smell your bad breath.
2. ETIQUETTE:
a. Patience: Wait your turn in line. No need to push, shove and to try to jam your camera in a porn star’s face. The ladies are there to meet and greet every one of the fans, not just you.
b. Don’t get grabby!: When taking a picture with a porn star, keep your arms and hands around her waist. If she wants you to grab her breast or ass for a picture, let her put your hand there. Once the picture is taken, remove your hands.
c. No Loitering: The porn stars are there to meet their fans and may not have time to sit and chat with you. Walk up, say hello, get your picture, and move on.
d. Eye Contact: Women in porn do not have eyes on their chest or ass. Look them in the eyes when you talk to them. They will appreciate it.
e: NO declarations of love: Don’t walk up to a porn star and ask them out on a date, tell them that you love them or ask them to marry you. Security will be called.
3. MISC:
a. If you sweat a lot, drink lots of water to keep yourself cool and keep a small stick of deodorant with you. You can pick up mini sized deodorant from a local Rite-Aid or Save-On for $2.
b. Check your breath through out the day. Bring gum or mints with you. Again, No one wants to smell your bad breath when they talk to you. Last thing you want to do is make your favorite porn personality faint due to your onion and liver flavored breath.
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Let me add: Do not wear a shirt and tie, even a sport coat is pushing it, I saw a guy at a show doing that and it screamed potential stalker. Dont ask about private shoots, I’ve witnessed that too, creepy, even to me. No Member Only Jackets. Do the using soap and shower pieces of advice apply to Ron Jeremy? Also, to the female talent, be nice to these guys, they spend the money, lots of it. I’ve seen some talent be real cold to someone giving them $20 for a signed pic, most of these guys can become ATM’s for you.
With people like Haggis Chick, the stay at home mum who took up photography maybe the traditional porn star days are numbered.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/haggischick/
Just wish they would leave their family pic’s out of it or not in the same space.