Christian Porn

Darth writes on XPT:

In the early 80’s there was a Christian rock band called Stryper. At the time, it was thought that Christianity and hard rock music could simply not mix in any form or mainstream way. They proved otherwise. The yellow and black attack could not be undone.

Today, I come to you with a new brand of porn. Long awaiting my niche, this pornography will universally target me as an innovator and genius. I am creating Christian porn. You can laugh and say that it just can’t be done, but that is my next big project – which has already been shot. You will absolutely read about it on every gossip site imaginable. It’s not about cliche’s or being sacreligious and having nuns fuck priests, but having more adventurous Christian couples making love passionately. Beautiful lighting, great BTS. I think it could be the bridge or olive branch that the adult industry has been looking for.

 

4 thoughts on “Christian Porn

  1. Darth = David Stanley, still reeling after Ashley Blue dumped him.

  2. frankiefiveangels says:

    Stryper blew. Long live the black metal!

  3. Patrick Bateman says:

    Darth = the only worthwhile poster on XPT

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